American man prays to god rather than taking daughter to the doctor. Daughter dies. - Polidicks

[quote]Instead, an ambulance was only called once the girl had stopped breathing.[/quote] God, why are we humans so dumb?

I'm Catholic, yes, but this is downright stupid.

[QUOTE=Ginteru;16644969]God, why are we humans so dumb?[/QUOTE] Because Eve ate from the apple and we've fallen from the perfection of god.

[QUOTE=Malumbre;16651319]Because Eve ate from the apple and we've fallen from the perfection of god.[/QUOTE] [img]http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/959/trollface.jpg[/img]

[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;16651397][img]http://img504.imageshack.us/img504/959/trollface.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Lol.

Throw his religious ass in jail

[QUOTE=Malumbre;16651319]Because Eve ate from the apple and we've fallen from the perfection of god.[/QUOTE] I'd rather give myself to Satan, HE'D let me eat the apple. Fucking God won't even let anyone have apples? FUCK HIM!

FYI: It [i]technically[/i] wasn't an apple. Apples were native to the New World (Americas) and therefore the original fruit, which is widely suspected to have been a fig, has been changed to a more familiar fruit, the apple.

[QUOTE=Phyxius;16685238]FYI: It [i]technically[/i] wasn't an apple. Apples were native to the New World (Americas) and therefore the original fruit, which is widely suspected to have been a fig, has been changed to a more familiar fruit, the apple.[/QUOTE] Technically it was nothing because it never really happened.

[QUOTE=Malumbre;16686931]Technically it was nothing because it never really happened.[/QUOTE] This.

i hate relifin i say we make a filal solution for seligono and my dead brother was christian did you know that? u dint want to sound hypoveitical but i dont likei religon

[QUOTE=PQNY;16687521]i hate relifin i say we make a filal solution for seligono and my dead brother was christian did you know that? u dint want to sound hypoveitical but i dont likei religon[/QUOTE] At least TRY to be a decent troll...

[QUOTE=Fidchell;16589637]Guys it is obvious that praying DOES work. I mean, it fucked up Giygas. [IMG]http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d146/JakeSpringhorn/Giygas.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] But he wasn't the evil one. :byodood:

AHAHAHHAAHHAHAHA this is one big [b] FUCK YOU[/b] to the pope

Where's yer god now, huh?

This reminds me of that joke where a priest and his neighbors all live in a valley and it's being flooded so they evacuate, but the priest stays behind because he has been faithful all his life, so then a rowboat comes and he repeats his reasoning for staying as the flood continually grows a second rowboat comes, same thing. a helicopter comes and he gives the same response. When he dies he goes to heaven and is happy but asks god why he never rescued him and god said "I sent you two rowboats and a helicopter what more could you want?" buh-duh-shuu

[QUOTE=Fidchell;16589637]Guys it is obvious that praying DOES work. I mean, it fucked up Giygas. [IMG]http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d146/JakeSpringhorn/Giygas.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE] Different, that was psychic power, think Ben out of Star Wars.

God only helps those who help themselves.

[QUOTE=PoorFellow;16695312]God only helps those who help themselves.[/QUOTE] LOL, that sounds retarded. So he takes her to the hospital, they know how to fix it, they fix it, she lives. At what point did god intervene anywhere in there?

[QUOTE=Malumbre;16696174]LOL, that sounds retarded. So he takes her to the hospital, they know how to fix it, they fix it, she lives. At what point did god intervene anywhere in there?[/QUOTE] Maybe the existence of humanity.

[QUOTE=Thom12255;16696220]Maybe the existence of humanity.[/QUOTE] Abiogenesis and evolution, look 'em up.

[QUOTE=Thom12255;16696220]Maybe the existence of humanity.[/QUOTE] Why would God care about us when the universe he created is unimaginably larger than our planet? You would think there would be other more important creatures or something.

[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;16587316]Cthulhu[/QUOTE] Not thread.

Oh wow this thread is still around? I lol'd. hard.

[QUOTE=Doriol;16701257]Why would God care about us when the universe he created is unimaginable larger than our planet? You would think there would be other more important creatures or something.[/QUOTE] I've always thought if there was a God he more interested n stars and planets than us.

[QUOTE=Lazor;16708297]I've always thought if there was a God he more interested n stars and planets than us. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=15804590&rating=12[/img][/QUOTE] Stars and planets are too predictable. Regardless I don't think any God would have interest in any particular thing as he couldn't experience boredom and could give an infinite amount of attention to everything all at once.

[QUOTE=Lazor;16708297]I've always thought if there was a God he more interested n stars and planets than us. [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp_ratings.php?postid=15804590&rating=12[/img][/QUOTE] You'd think he'd be out there creating other lifeforms and other planets and other realities/universes. Why would he waste his time with one group of beings? Why the hell are all my posts instantly given a dumb rating immediately after posting? FP is fucked.

[QUOTE=Malumbre;16651319]Because Eve ate from the apple and we've fallen from the perfection of god.[/QUOTE] What kind of God casts out someone from the utmost perfect paradise, causes the great flood, kills every first born child in egypt, gives people free will to kill anyone they choose and be let into the same paradise Eve was cast out of... OVER A FUCKING APPLE?! God is a Dick *edit* Wow I was rated dumb before my post even posted, that's some fast reading... maybe I did that

All posts are being rated randomly because of an exploit somebody exposed. It's a link disguised as an image.

[QUOTE=TheTalon;16709303]What kind of God casts out someone from the utmost perfect paradise, causes the great flood, kills every first born child in egypt, gives people free will to kill anyone they choose and be let into the same paradise Eve was cast out of... OVER A FUCKING APPLE?! God is a Dick *edit* Wow I was rated dumb before my post even posted, that's some fast reading... maybe I did that[/QUOTE] Yeah, someone figured out how to spam ratings. There you go. I just got a PM about it.