North Korea ends non-agression pact, blowing up any South Korean propganda loudspeakers - Polidicks

[QUOTE=SanderMan;22212252]I was more thinking a kind of full scale war, like people are thinking this one will be.[/QUOTE] The 18th century.

Mexico didn't even exist in the 18th century..

[QUOTE=Conscript;22213247]Mexico didn't even exist in the 18th century..[/QUOTE] Formed in 1821.

[QUOTE=LordLoss;22213275]Formed in 1821.[/QUOTE] That's the 19th century.

zing

[QUOTE=LordLoss;22213275]Formed in 1821.[/QUOTE] I don't think you understand centuries.

I could blame that on a typo, but I'd be lying horribly.

But in the end, Finland launches a surprise attack from troop transports disguised as civilian cargo ships, and captures white house and forces USA to surrender. Then with the newly acquired weaponry, we nuke Russia, NK, probaly sweden, too. Unless we annex it given how fucking vulnerable they are. After all this, we establish New Great Finland, acquire our former lands back, and unite Earth and move on the stars...

The fuck?

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;22213601]But in the end, Finland launches a surprise attack from troop transports disguised as civilian cargo ships, and captures white house and forces USA to surrender. Then with the newly acquired weaponry, we nuke Russia, NK, probaly sweden, too. Unless we annex it given how fucking vulnerable they are. After all this, we establish New Great Finland, acquire our former lands back, and unite Earth and move on the stars...[/QUOTE]Whatever you've been smoking, can I have some?

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;22213601]But in the end, Finland launches a surprise attack from troop transports disguised as civilian cargo ships, and captures white house and forces USA to surrender. Then with the newly acquired weaponry, we nuke Russia, NK, probaly sweden, too. Unless we annex it given how fucking vulnerable they are. After all this, we establish New Great Finland, acquire our former lands back, and unite Earth and move on the stars...[/QUOTE] Finland couldn't even capture a Dunkin Donuts if they tried.

[QUOTE=BusterBluth;22214058]Finland couldn't even capture a Dunkin Donuts if they tried.[/QUOTE] Yet they managed to repel russians in world war 2, twice. It could be because we don't have Dunkin Donuts here [editline]02:54PM[/editline] Or in the whole europe

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;22214104]Yet they managed to repel russians in world war 2, twice. It could be because we don't have Dunkin Donuts here[/QUOTE] We still have police forces like Swat, or even the National guard.

[QUOTE=Second-gear-of-mgear;22214114]We still have police forces like Swat, or even the National guard.[/QUOTE] We airdrop boxes filled with alcohol and whatnot into the main concentrations of the National Guard, wait for a while, and collect the passed-out and the somehow still awake, totally wasted, drunken soldiers. The police can't do jack, because since the country has surrendered, they are tasked to keep population under control (and I recall there being a law or something that prevents them rebelling when the country is declared surrendered) Otherwise the whole place falls into anarchy.

[QUOTE=CobraUnit;22210609]If you guys didnt know, apparently South Korea's first propaganda broadcast was actually this Korean song. [URL="http://www.facepunch.com/#"]View YouTUBE video[/URL] [URL="http://www.youtube.com/v/MdQl34MQ1cg&hl=en&rel=0&autoplay=1&fs=1&hd=1"][/URL] [URL]http://youtube.com/watch?v=MdQl34MQ1cg[/URL] [/QUOTE] no wonder NK hates the South.

Boy, you sure are hopeful. I never did get that centuries thing. why is it we refer to each century by the name of the next century before it?

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;22214224]We airdrop boxes filled with alcohol and whatnot into the main concentrations of the National Guard, wait for a while, and collect the passed-out and the somehow still awake, totally wasted, drunken soldiers. The police can't do jack, because since the country has surrendered, they are tasked to keep population under control (and I recall there being a law or something that prevents them rebelling when the country is declared surrendered) Otherwise the whole place falls into anarchy.[/QUOTE] The entire armed forces are never completely sent out. We still have Airforce, Navy, and Army bases all over this country, not to mention all of the ships are checked with armed guards with a radio three inches from their mouth.

[QUOTE=Second-gear-of-mgear;22215022]The entire armed forces are never completely sent out. We still have Airforce, Navy, and Army bases all over this country, not to mention all of the ships are checked with armed guards with a radio three inches from their mouth.[/QUOTE] Radar, and radiojammers

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;22215148]Radar, and radiojammers[/QUOTE] People would notice the radio going out. They probably have a whistle or something, like for people being raped.

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;22213601]But in the end, Finland launches a surprise attack from troop transports disguised as civilian cargo ships, and captures white house and forces USA to surrender. Then with the newly acquired weaponry, we nuke Russia, NK, probaly sweden, too. Unless we annex it given how fucking vulnerable they are. After all this, we establish New Great Finland, acquire our former lands back, and unite Earth and move on the stars...[/QUOTE] Yeah, stealing the idea from world in conflict. And you are derailing the thread.....

Damnit, no updates today. What the hell is going on over there?

It's friday, who goes to war on a friday? Waste of a good weekend.

I got a piano recital tomorrow. Could one of you chaps come and bring a laptop so that while I'm playing you can tell me NK attacked SK so I can break out into a patriotic song? I was thinkin' Hymn of the Republic, but I dunno.

[QUOTE=Second-gear-of-mgear;22215244]People would notice the radio going out. They probably have a whistle or something, like for people being raped.[/QUOTE] You are getting close to the actual purpose behind the invasion [img]http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/3950/everyonegettingraped.jpg[/img]

Even if anything were to happen it would become another small war/conflict. North Korea simply CANNOT win. It is not possible. Sure they can try, but I give it a month or so max before it ends.

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;22214104]Yet they managed to repel russians in world war 2, twice. [/QUOTE] Its pretty easy to defend your home turf. Taking someone elses land is a bit harder. Something Finland has yet to actually do.

[QUOTE=Vasili;22216335]Its pretty easy to defend your home turf. Taking someone elses land is a bit harder. Something Finland has yet to actually do.[/QUOTE] ...Well, actually [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/93/Suurin_Suomi.PNG[/img]

Im excited for something to happen tbh. because I know we would fucking rape the shit out of NK The US has Military installations all over Europe, Philippines, Japan and South Korea. They are our biggest military bases also. its gonna be awesome when it goes down. :D

[QUOTE=Mr_Sun;22218772]Im excited for something to happen tbh. because I know we would fucking rape the shit out of NK The US has Military installations all over Europe, Philippines, Japan and South Korea. They are our biggest military bases also. its gonna be awesome when it goes down. :D[/QUOTE] . . . . . fuck

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone;22214104]Yet they managed to repel russians in world war 2, twice. It could be because we don't have Dunkin Donuts here [editline]02:54PM[/editline] Or in the whole europe[/QUOTE] I don't get how a discussion about North and South Korea became Finland and Russia but Finland at the time of the Winter War had huge handicaps helping it. Around 80% of Russia's experiences Generals were executed cause Stalin is stupid, so the troops and the generals sent into Finland were green. Defenders always have the advantage just cause thats the way it works, and the Soviets were no where near prepared for the Finnish winter as they should have been.