Man Crushed to Death While Looking for Lost Phone in Trash Compactor

[H8entitlement]

About ten years ago when I was working as a janitor I had a secretary who had thrown away a cheap phone headset "order" me to retrieve it. Even after I explained I had ran the compactor at least a dozen times, that there was virtually no way it survived, and that w/o my boss personally seeing to its power lockout I wouldn't even consider reaching in- much less climbing in.

She just stood there insisting i retrieve it. So yes ppl can be this ignorant about mechanical devices- even the blatantly dangerous ones.

[Sgt. Napalm]

[QUOTE=harryh11;41693771]The world is occasionally an awful place. Death is usually unexpected[/QUOTE]

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[FingerSpazem]

[QUOTE=muffinmastah;41692355]That or make sure everyone working there knows that you are about to crawl in there to retrieve your phone so they know not to turn it on or anything.[/QUOTE]

You tell a single worker you're crawling in the trash compacter and they'll tell you to step the fuck back from it

[Adlertag1940]

NOLF 2

[smidge146]

I once threw 300 cans of beer into a compactor :D

[breakyourface]

has anybody thought about this. How easy would it be to put a dead body in a trash compactor and make it look like he was looking for his phone?

[cecilbdemodded]

[QUOTE=breakyourfac;41707899]has anybody thought about this. How easy would it be to put a dead body in a trash compactor and make it look like he was looking for his phone?[/QUOTE]

It's not that easy. The article says he needed a ladder to climb in. Have you ever tried to carry a dead body up a ladder? It's almost impossible, it's all floppy and heavy, awkward as hell...or so I've heard.

[LoganIsAwesome]

[QUOTE=oskramorir;41693851]Way to die #537

Candy Crushed[/QUOTE]

Fucking yes

[.Lain]

What a rubbish way to go.