Florida Funeral Home First to Debut Alternative to Cremation: Liquefaction
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[QUOTE=shian;32051808]Or send bodies into space. Who knows! Millions of light years later, Aliens might find some bodies and make contact with the humans![/QUOTE]
And that, children, is why we became the slaves of planet Vega
two words: burning longboat
I want to be liquified when i die.
(then loaded into a water gun and fired at people I don't like, so they'd smell like melted dead person.)
[QUOTE=carcarcargo;32041161]Nothing matters after you're dead, however many people do things that will help those in the future after you're dead because they care what happens after they die.[/QUOTE]
I don't care what happens to me when I'm dead. I hope my body is donated off to be a crash test dummy or something similar just so no one has to spend a dime on my dead ass who won't give a fuck
i just want to be taken and thrown in a hole without any preservatives or a casket. that way i can become part of the earth again and feed the plants.
[QUOTE=Bat-shit;32040928]What ever happened to the good old burial six feet under ground?[/QUOTE]
Embalming is shit for the environment, why is our species so obsessed with making corpses last as long as possible
Personally I want whatever returns me to the earth the fastest and most efficiently so I say dump my corpse in the woods somewhere and walk away
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[QUOTE=Mattk50;32054218]i just want to be taken and thrown in a hole without any preservatives or a casket. that way i can become part of the earth again and feed the plants.[/QUOTE]
I didn't see this when I replied but yeah
I want to be poured in a glass jar after I get liquefied (if I don't get the chance to place my brain in a computer).
Yeah, my imagination is quite active.
[QUOTE=LunchboxOfDoom;32046297]A nice-looking casket made out of some kind of cheap stone easily is in the thousands of dollars price range. I stress the "nice-looking" part, too; after a few months in the ground, they fall apart. The simplest wooden caskets are normally only a few hundred dollars cheaper. The metal ones are a medium budget kind.
A dead person rotting in the ground is not a beautiful thing, my friend. Unless you've got some kind of weird fetish. If you're going to be buried, then I suggest you get a wooden casket. Decomposition takes a very long time. The metal ones that are airtight liquefy a body within about a month. Anaerobic bacteria flourish. And the stench... it is beyond description. The stone ones don't have this problem so much; a body in one of them normally is just covered in mold, shriveled, and reeks of must and rot.[/QUOTE]
Yes, like I said, burial doesn't [i]have[/i] to be expensive at all.
And I wasn't saying that it's beautiful when the corpses decompose by insects and bacteria, because it's obvious, but hell since we are humans and we have to deal with the dead people in some way (and not just eat them), I'd say burial is as natural, and thus beautiful, as it could possibly get, with a decomposing casket ofc, if you really need a casket anyway.
What a great way to depart your loved ones after death. Throw them into the sewer system with all the city's shit and piss.
"Love you mom. Now down the shitter with you, you horrid old bitch"
to be honest, i dont give a shit how i'm disposed of. for god sake im gonna be dead.
burial in a casket, is a waste of space. i would say, scientific research is the best way to go. and people who aren't organ donors, are just assholes.
When I imagine the liquid, I imagine the bloat stage of decomposition [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/barf.gif[/img]
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