• Android malware uses anime tits to entice users
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[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;37623488]hot[/QUOTE] I mean lets be honest the only reason I ever use this good for nothing tablet is browsing porn when I'm too lazy to walk down to the basement and jack off there
[QUOTE=koeniginator;37630425]First of all, that is a chart of fully-developed women, Mammary development stops later than most other human features and can change naturally with weight gain and hormonal fluctuations. Secondly, D-cups might not be as big as you think they are. Breasts size can appear to be larger or smaller when you look at them (not measuring them), in the same way an optical illusion works.[/QUOTE] That's true; a lot of women wear bras that are too small because they think D-cup means "really really big"... and then the sides of their boobs get squished into their back. Lack of bra fitting is a serious epidemic. (D cup just means that your full bust is 3 inches larger in diameter than your rib cage)
girl should just stop wearing bras and clothes
[QUOTE=AftermathV2;37631108]girl should just stop wearing bras and clothes[/QUOTE] [img]http://i37.tinypic.com/2dkc0v8.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Itachi_Crow;37631301][img]http://i37.tinypic.com/2dkc0v8.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] all ugly girls are banned
[QUOTE=koeniginator;37629283]The average female height in Japan is [url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_height]5 feet 2 inches[/url] so yeah it's pretty accurate that they're short [b]it's also accurate that they're flat chested- japan's average cup size is an [url=http://www.targetmap.com/viewer.aspx?reportId=5285]A-cup[/url] or less[/b] [/QUOTE] That settles it; I shall move to Japan.
[QUOTE=AftermathV2;37631108]girl should just stop wearing bras[/QUOTE] Saggy tits [QUOTE=AftermathV2;37631108]and clothes[/QUOTE] Saggy tits stuck to a sick person. [editline]11th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Amaurus;37631906]That settles it; I shall move to Japan.[/QUOTE] You won't be missed
Would've worked on me.
Why don't they use real tits?
[QUOTE=cdr248;37632342]Why don't they use real tits?[/QUOTE] Did you not notice that this is Japan we're talking about [editline]11th September 2012[/editline] [i]Because it is Japan, just FYI[/i]
It's strange how some people get turned on by cartoon tits. I tried hentai once but I couldn't get hard.
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;37632855]It's strange how some people get turned on by cartoon tits. I tried hentai one but I couldn't get hard.[/QUOTE] different strokes for different folks
...I almost downloaded this app yesterday.
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;37632855]It's strange how some people get turned on by cartoon tits. I tried hentai one but I couldn't get hard.[/QUOTE] It's quite the opposite for me. Real women are icky
[QUOTE=Ern;37633049]It's quite the opposite for me. Real women are icky[/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=435005&dateline=1344812341[/img] Says alot.
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;37632855]It's strange how some people get turned on by cartoon tits. I tried hentai one but I couldn't get hard.[/QUOTE] Why not enjoy both?
[QUOTE=Daniel Smith;37632855]It's strange how some people get turned on by cartoon tits. I tried hentai one but I couldn't get hard.[/QUOTE] You're going to get a lot of bizarre answers for this one. Personally I enjoy a good story to go with my porn sometimes.
[QUOTE=redshift2234;37633174]You're going to get a lot of bizarre answers for this one. Personally I enjoy a good story to go with my porn sometimes.[/QUOTE] If I'm watching porn I mute it. So goddamn annoying with all these dumb fake plots, nobody actually wants to hear all that.
[QUOTE=YourFriendJoe;37633356]If I'm watching porn I mute it. So goddamn annoying with all these dumb fake plots, nobody actually wants to hear all that.[/QUOTE] I always mute it because I have several tabs open with the videos buffering.
[QUOTE=YourFriendJoe;37633356]If I'm watching porn I mute it. So goddamn annoying with all these dumb fake plots, nobody actually wants to hear all that.[/QUOTE] Did somebody order a pizza? [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/funny2.png[/img]
The biggest problem with Japanese porn is it sounds like someone beating a cat with a violin.
[QUOTE=YourFriendJoe;37633356]If I'm watching porn I mute it. So goddamn annoying with all these dumb fake plots, nobody actually wants to hear all that.[/QUOTE] It's quite alarming that amateur porn put on the web for all to see for free, is better than that the million dollar porn industry makes. [editline]12th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=DaneSomdahl;37634781]Did somebody order a pizza? [img]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/ratings/funny2.png[/img][/QUOTE] [I]With extra [B]SAUSAGE!![/B][/I] [I]"cue the girl practically choking on his dong, while having a pizza smeared all over her face."[/I]
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