• Kinder Surprise Eggs now kind-of legal in the US
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[QUOTE=RikohZX;39937518]Man that looks good. Since i'm American, Kinder doesn't even exist over here, but the closest equivalent we've got to that specifically is Twix, it seems. [img]http://www.candywarehouse.com/assets/item/large/127612_im.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] It's really nothing like twix aside from possibly the appearance. I personally like Twix better than Bueno though. I mean... I love the kinder chocolate, but the consistency and stuff of Bueno is just too dry and empty, like a cracker.
[QUOTE=RikohZX;39937518]Man that looks good. Since i'm American, Kinder doesn't even exist over here, but the closest equivalent we've got to that specifically is Twix, it seems. [img]http://www.candywarehouse.com/assets/item/large/127612_im.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] They're more like a Ferrero Rocher [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K-Xz3c9hTQc/TPEeKC79rNI/AAAAAAAAD4U/PtjNWBTVKeo/s1600/ferrero_rocher.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=ijyt;39933808]Amazon sells 160 of those for £12.[/QUOTE] I demand a link.
I thought they were illegal because capsules were used for drug smuggling.
Now why can't they/don't they sell all foreign chocolate in the USA? [img]http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_293/12169245103WLD11.jpg[/img] Seriously flake is the best chocolate ever, and the best part about it is once you're done eating it there will be enough in your carpet for a whole other bar! It's a win/win!
[QUOTE=Recco;39939185]I thought they were illegal because capsules were used for drug smuggling.[/QUOTE] We've been over this several times now: they're banned as a side effect of a law that states you can't conceal non-food items within food due to a choking hazard (and we've also been over before: fortune cookies are legal because paper can be safely ingested). It's a fairly sensible law, it just makes for some strange technicalities, like most other laws do.
I stole a bunch of Kinders when I was a kid.
You Americans have been missing out.
They were obviously banned because those silly fat americans just popped the whole thing into their mouths and chokied to death. Maybe if they all weren't so fat they wouldn't need shit like this. I of course can talk because I live in the UK, a country with a near zero obesity rate.
[QUOTE=matt.ant;39925170]Just wondering, why are these illegal but fortune cookies are fine?[/QUOTE] You can eat paper. Just doesn't taste good.
[QUOTE=matt.ant;39937976]They're more like a Ferrero Rocher [img]http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_K-Xz3c9hTQc/TPEeKC79rNI/AAAAAAAAD4U/PtjNWBTVKeo/s1600/ferrero_rocher.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Which makes sense seeing as kinder is a subsidiary of Ferrero.
wait their illegal? I buy them at a bosnian market here in the us
[QUOTE=asteroidrules;39939430]We've been over this several times now: they're banned as a side effect of a law that states you can't conceal non-food items within food due to a choking hazard (and we've also been over before: fortune cookies are legal because paper can be safely ingested). It's a fairly sensible law, it just makes for some strange technicalities, like most other laws do.[/QUOTE] Well I was about to post this [url]https://petitions.whitehouse.gov/petition/lift-ban-kinder-eggs/G5csX47b[/url] but I think a petition that rids that law would be more fitting.
[QUOTE=Xenak;39939409]Now why can't they/don't they sell all foreign chocolate in the USA? [IMG]http://thumbs.dreamstime.com/thumblarge_293/12169245103WLD11.jpg[/IMG] Seriously flake is the best chocolate ever, and the best part about it is once you're done eating it there will be enough in your carpet for a whole other bar! It's a win/win![/QUOTE] They do sell foreign candy in the US. You probably won't find it at Walmart or grocery stores. You'd have to go to a specialty candy shop because they're typically more expensive than standard Hershey's or other mass produced American chocolate. (costs of importing, etc) Of course there are bunch of small confectionaries in the US as well that make their own chocolate that aren't Hershey's.
Maybe, this will sound like a stupid question. What's wrong with Kinder Surprise Eggs in America (at the least in the US)?
[QUOTE=Sgt. Nikolai;39941973]Maybe, this will sound like a stupid question. What's wrong with Kinder Surprise Eggs in America (at the least in the US)?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=asteroidrules;39939430]We've been over this several times now: they're banned as a side effect of a law that states you can't conceal non-food items within food due to a choking hazard (and we've also been over before: fortune cookies are legal because paper can be safely ingested). It's a fairly sensible law, it just makes for some strange technicalities, like most other laws do.[/QUOTE] Please read the thread.
i had kinder surprise ice cream from a gelato place once it was pretty great
[QUOTE=DinoJesus;39925725]I remember they had an online contest or something were people could submit their kids pictures and vote to have it become an official print on the box. 4chan found it and submitted that one kid (Can't remember the name of it. [I]I think the Kid had a blond bowl cut and the [B]face of Satan[/B][/I]) and voted him to the top. Not sure what happened after that. I'd post the image but I can't find it.[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=matt.ant;39925309]It's like he never ages: [img]http://img.dooyoo.co.uk/GB_EN/orig/0/1/8/9/5/189521.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] This fucking isn't‽
[QUOTE=matt.ant;39925309]It's like he never ages: [img]http://img.dooyoo.co.uk/GB_EN/orig/0/1/8/9/5/189521.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Why do I get the horrible feeling that this kid's got a bit of a Richard Harrow thing going on with his face? I mean, can you think of another reason for those juxtaposed eyes? And look! You can even see the little seam where he can peel off his fake skin so he can look like this: [t]http://images.wikia.com/boardwalkempire/images/2/2e/Screen_shot_2012-11-01_at_12.15.58_AM.png[/t] I am terrified of Kinder chocolate now.
Also I don't think it's illegal as in "can't own it", but rather just banned from import and sale. So you could probably even legally import them in you luggage.
[QUOTE=Furnost;39924761]it makes me sad that apparently there were people that were just so stupid they apparently swallowed that shit[/QUOTE] We live in a country where the aluminum phosphate flavor sealant in hot pockets has to have the words [h2] DO NOT EAT[/h2] on it. [I]Aluminum Phosphate[/I].
[QUOTE=Jetblack357;39929018]What the fuck is up with his eyes?[/QUOTE] I have eyes like that :(
[QUOTE=SEKCobra;39942850]So you could probably even legally import them in you luggage.[/QUOTE] That's how I smuggled them.
I asked the owner of the market. She just laughed and said "what are they gonna do? sort through the other million europeans to find kinders?" but honestly I dont care, the toy quality has been degrading. Its now 2 piece figurines.
[QUOTE=Furnost;39924761]it makes me sad that apparently there were people that were just so stupid they apparently swallowed that shit[/QUOTE] young kids = stoned, drunken adult simulators
[QUOTE=Furnost;39924761]it makes me sad that apparently there were people that were just so stupid they apparently swallowed that shit[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=27X;39942876]We live in a country where the aluminum phosphate flavor sealant in hot pockets has to have the words [h2] DO NOT EAT[/h2] on it. [I]Aluminum Phosphate[/I].[/QUOTE] I don't think these cases are stupidity as much as people willing to exploit any and every slight edge they can get and sue the fuck out of everything because our legal system is fucked up.
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