Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down well
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He sure did [i]lose it[/i]
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While reading this, All I could think of is: :saddowns:
Fuck. If I had the choice to chop either my arm off or my dick, I'll totally go for my arm - no second thoughts.
[QUOTE=Konigstiger96;21053032]I doubt they put in effort to find it.[/QUOTE]
Well it [i]was[/i] thrown down a well...
what the fuck.
It's fatal? :geno:
Imagine if she came up to him after he did and said 'Just joking LOL!'.
What a dick...
[quote=a2h][b]Doctors were unable to re-attach the dismembered member because villagers could not find it.[/b][/quote]
Bwahahaha. No wonder she left him.
[QUOTE=MarstunoM;21059117]Bwahahaha. No wonder she left him.[/QUOTE]
I lol'ed hard.
Looks like he...freed willy
um
What a dickhead
[quote=th89;21059462]looks like he...freed willy
um[/quote]
rofl
Wouldn't that hurt?
[editline]08:51PM[/editline]
Like, really badly?
[QUOTE=MarstunoM;21059117]Bwahahaha. No wonder she left him.[/QUOTE]
I had to think about that for a second
[quote]"Cutting off a penis can be fatal."[/quote]
true shit
[editline]04:15PM[/editline]
he was going for the van gogh strategy
no regrets right bro
So you can kill yourself by shoving vegetables up your ass AND by chopping your dick off?
What the fuck
the people in BME pain olympics would be proud
[QUOTE=Hezzy;21053034]He sure did [i]lose it[/i]
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Am I the only person who finds it ironic that a lead moderater posted a bannable meme?
[QUOTE=The mouse;21063152]Am I the only person who finds it ironic that a lead moderater posted a bannable meme?[/QUOTE]
It's not bannable IIRC. Also Hezzy is above the law.
[QUOTE=Best4bond;21052185]What a dickless move...
At lest one man who can be a dickhead
Well, Ive heard of emo but not dickmo
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Hilarious.
Quick, somebody go to his hospital with arousing pictures. Let massive bleeding ensure.
That'll show him.
[QUOTE=The mouse;21063152]Am I the only person who finds it ironic that a lead moderater posted a bannable meme?[/QUOTE]
You only get banned if you misuse memes, such as using it when it's not supposed to be used, and using it when it's not funny at all.
I'd say he doesn't have the balls, but it would be the wrong part.
oh, the many many dick related jokes that could be made.
he probably didn't want to survive what he did
[QUOTE=Lazor;21067935]he probably didn't want to survive what he did[/QUOTE]
If so, then he is pretty much fucked.
Man hes fucked, oh wait...
[QUOTE=Heckler Stev;21068142]Man hes fucked, oh wait...[/QUOTE]
Hi
[QUOTE=Rage.;21059445]I lol'ed hard.[/QUOTE]
The funny rating's right there. :v:
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