• Jilted teen chops off penis and throws it down well
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How hard is it to find a severed dick? Well it shouldn't be [i]hard[/i] at all. The villagers [i]couldn't get it up[/i] out of the well?
Well, that's one way to put it in the hole.
[QUOTE=halflambada;21051721]Well that was kinda of a dick move.[/QUOTE] He certainly is a [b]dick head[/b] then isn't he?
[QUOTE=Zinayzen;21051609]Dismembered member.[/QUOTE] The best pun was stolen. A classic example of A+ journalism.
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Maybe they coudn't find it because someone else has found it and kept it. :smug:
On a lighter note, the first ever usage of the Austin Powers thing; [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=16211994&postcount=8[/url]
[QUOTE=Hezzy;21069129]On a lighter note, the first ever usage of the Austin Powers thing; [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showpost.php?p=16211994&postcount=8[/url][/QUOTE] I remember when that exploded last summer. It was in pretty much every ITN thread.
[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;21069146]I remember when that exploded last summer. It was in pretty much every ITN thread.[/QUOTE] I guess you could say it was a [b]worldwide punomenon[/b] [img]http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q198/Hezzy88/mojo.jpg[/img]
I seem to recall someone being banned for posting the image earlier today, so I'd personally refrain. You'll also get a flood of dumbs like this guy: [url]http://www.facepunch.com/showthread.php?p=21052185#post21052185[/url]
[QUOTE=Hezzy;21053034]He sure did [i]lose it[/i] [img]http://www.problogger.net/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/mojo.jpg[/img][/QUOTE] Hezzy pulls Austin Powers off just like that teen does: completely.
Haha the villagers were probably like, "We aren't looking for some kids dick, that's fucking gross" "Yeah, uh, couldn't find his penis, mystery solved."
I bet one of the villagers found it and kept it.
lmfao at Op. Dismembered member rofl
Read as Jihad Teen.
"Doctors were unable to re-attach the [B]dismembered member[/B] because villagers could not find it." Puns are everywhere.
I guess he did have the balls to talk to another girl.
Looks like he got [I]shafted[/I] on that one [IMG]http://i136.photobucket.com/albums/q198/Hezzy88/mojo.jpg[/IMG]
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