• man tears out his own eyeballs while in church. "a voice told me to do it"
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[QUOTE=CheeseMan;32590116][release]Surgeons say it will be nearly impossible to put back his eyeballs[/release][/QUOTE] Naw man you just screw them into place like light bulbs
Thats one big tear...
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;32590140]Naw man you just screw them into place like light bulbs[/QUOTE] How many Italians does it take to screw in two light bulbs I guess we'll have to wait and see
what the fuck why
What an eye-opening experience.
Just in case someone blames religion for this: [h2]This did not happen entirely because of religion, blaming religion for this is like blaming videogames for violence[/h2] Thank you.
[QUOTE]"In 26 years of experience i have never seen anything like this. You need an unhuman strenght to do something like that to yourself" says Gino Barbacci, medic at Versilia hospital. "He arrived at the hospital conscious, with his elderly mother that was with him in the Ambulance. He wasn't complaining and it seemed as though he wasn't suffering any pain although his face was covered with blood. We asked him for some general information about himself and he answered. After that we asked him why he did this to himself and he answered: "a voice told me to do it."".[/QUOTE] Jesus. That's all kinds of messed up awesome.
[QUOTE=CoolHandLuke;32589931][IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/foxnews.gif[/IMG] BREAKING NEWS OUT OF ITALY!!! GOD TELLS MAN TO GAUGE OUT OF HIS EYE, IS GOD KILLING OUR CHILDREN AND TURNING THEM VIOLENT? [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/foxnews.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE] Fox news would never say that god is bad no matter what.
Is it bad I thought of the Source mod Korsakovia?
Guess he won't need eyes where he's going. Wait... there was Hell in that move. Oh, snap.
I felt a really weird itch behind my eyes reading this..
I didn't see this coming at all.
[QUOTE=sami-elite;32590428]I felt a really weird itch behind my eyes reading this..[/QUOTE] Quick tear them apart!
I didn't even know it was physically possible to tear out your own eyes.
[QUOTE=Sir Whoopsalot;32590467]I didn't even know it was physically possible to tear out your own eyes.[/QUOTE] Maybe mentally, but not physically
It was the guy behind him who told him to do it.
Is the man's name Odin?
Fucking metal.
Wow, someone call excorcist.
He won't need eyes where he's going [img]http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/images/eventhorizon.jpg[/img]
I hope they made a popping noise when they came out, like in cartoons and shit when there's a generic kind of squishy noise.
Schizophrenic?
Ugh, my eyes are cringing just thinking about this.
Thought of this [img]http://img.listal.com/image/1856221/600full-the-matrix-revolutions-screenshot.jpg[/img]
And religious people blame videogames for violence...
Now I'm trying to fit my fingers into my eyesockets... Looks pretty hard to actually put your fingers in there, grab an eye and pull it out... [editline]2nd October 2011[/editline] [I]*keeps fiddling with his eyes*[/I] [editline]2nd October 2011[/editline] It feels so fucking weird
[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;32591076]Now I'm trying to fit my fingers into my eyesockets... Looks pretty hard to actually put your fingers in there, grab an eye and pull it out... [editline]2nd October 2011[/editline] [I]*keeps fiddling with his eyes*[/I] [editline]2nd October 2011[/editline] It feels so fucking weird[/QUOTE] enjoy your free blindness
Imagine how fucking terrifying that was for the people sitting next to him
[QUOTE=hoodoo456;32589944]Silly, Fox news would never bash [I]Christians.[/I][/QUOTE] [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/foxnews.gif[/IMG] BREAKING NEWS OUT OF ITALY!!! VOICE TELLS MAN TO GAUGE OUT OF HIS EYE, COULD IT BE VIDEOGAMES?[IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/foxnews.gif[/IMG]
God is probably laughing his ass off.
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