man tears out his own eyeballs while in church. "a voice told me to do it"
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[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;32590140]Naw man you just screw them into place like light bulbs[/QUOTE]
How many surgeons does it take to screw in an eyeball?
Anyways, that's fucking metal. Ripping your eyes out in Church, badass.
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Someone should make a metal music video where some guy is standing in Church and then rips out his eyes, and put "VOICES TOLD ME TO DO IT!" somewhere in the lyrics.
Dethklok can probably do that :v:
He must have had blind faith in that voice.
Guess he [b]saw[/b] the light
[I]"God: Hey...hey dude...you should totally rip your eyeballs out...you know..for me and stuff..."[/I]
[I]"Insane Man: Yeah okay, that sounds reasonable, I won't question you"[/I]
It had to be quite the show though.
[QUOTE=paul simon;32590044][media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wOxt9PoJNkg[/media]
Most cringeworthy thread I've seen yet D:[/QUOTE]
watch the thread about an eel swimming into a mans penis.
[QUOTE=meppers;32590983]And religious people blame videogames for violence...[/QUOTE]
Really? This is a mentally ill man who happened to be in a church when his brain malfunctioned and hallucinated a voice that told him to tear his own eyes out. This has absolutely fuck all to do with religion. There are mentally unstable people in every single demographic you can imagine, stop pretending that it's somehow exclusive to religious people. Y'know, when someone does something horrible and it turns out they're religious you lot on Facepunch have a tendency to go "Hah! This proves that religion is fucked up and needs to be removed." Stop for a second, and think about the fact that the majority of people on earth are religious in one way or another, when there is such a majority of people who are religious, the chances of one of them raping dead babies become fairly high. It's like saying videogames cause violence because a lot of violent criminals have played a game at some point, again, videogames are so common now that you'd be hard pressed to find someone outside of places where they barely get electricity that haven't had contact with them. And when you claim that religion creates murderers or whatever, remember that it's the people who make the religion. A lot of the laws you find in religious texts are either based on common sense or put there by someone in power who needed shit to be done differently. For example, do you really think the initial conceptualizations of religion approved stoning women to death, when women were so crucial to your community's continued survival? Someone with a grudge used religion as a tool to get their way or changed it in such a way that they could. If anything, religion is an insight into how adept the human mind is at excusing its own actions. For example, in Islam there's a law where a woman isn't allowed to get married again within 4 months of being divorced or widowed, this is not due to any religious concern as it has later mutated into, rather, it was probably to make sure she wasn't pregnant with someone elses child, because having to feed and raise something that doesn't carry your own genetic code is a waste of time from an evolutionary standpoint.
I realise this comes across as a bit brash, and take from it what you will, but I'm tired of seeing these shitposters who think that everything would be solved if religion went away. There would still be wars waged over different ideals because that's simply how we humans do. Trying to strongarm someone into giving up their beliefs is exactly the same thing that causes religious wars in the first place.
Now that is some religion for you
[QUOTE=Dr.C;32590840]He won't need eyes where he's going
[img]http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/images/eventhorizon.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Oh, I was just watching that.
[QUOTE=CoolHandLuke;32589931][IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/foxnews.gif[/IMG] BREAKING NEWS OUT OF ITALY!!! GOD TELLS MAN TO GAUGE OUT OF HIS EYE, IS GOD KILLING OUR CHILDREN AND TURNING THEM VIOLENT? [IMG]http://www.facepunch.com/fp/emoot/foxnews.gif[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Are you some kind of idiot? That's the last thing Fox would say.
[QUOTE=Dr.C;32590840]He won't need eyes where he's going
[img]http://www.filmschoolrejects.com/images/eventhorizon.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Cone;32590348]Guess he won't need eyes where he's going.
Wait... there was a Hell in that move.
Oh, snap.[/QUOTE]
I was making Event Horizon jokes before it was cool.
[QUOTE=Cone;32592464]I was making Event Horizon jokes before it was cool.[/QUOTE]
Event Horizon is too mainstream.
[QUOTE=Cone;32592464]I was making Event Horizon jokes before it was cool.[/QUOTE]
But I have a picture I took off google
How could he ignore the tremendous amount of pain he would've felt from severing both his optical muscles and nerves? No one tried to stop him either which is odd as hell. Maybe he said something the church didn't like and they spooned his eyeballs out then told him to lie about it or they cut his asshole out.
[QUOTE=Slight;32592678]How could he ignore the tremendous amount of pain he would've felt from severing both his optical muscles and nerves? No one tried to stop him either which is odd as hell. Maybe he said something the church didn't like and they spooned his eyeballs out then told him to lie about it or they [B]cut his asshole out[/B].[/QUOTE]
Wait, what? How do you cut off a hole?
Anyway, I highly doubt that. Why would the church even do that? There's no motive. It's a lot more likely that one dude is batshit than a whole church.
I bet it was some guy behind him who just wanted to see if he'd actually do it.
How the fuck can you bring yourself to do that.
Like hot damn.
Fuck.
[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;32591422]Imagine how fucking terrifying that was for the people sitting next to him[/QUOTE]
*Screams from people around*
Hey, hey...HEEEY! GUYS!
Relaaax...I got this...I got this, ok?
*pop* *More screams*
Goddamnit, you people, what's wrong with you! I told you, I got this shit under control!
*pop*
Aaaah... I feel enlightened already!
that was fucking painfull and insane
[QUOTE=KlaseR;32590139]knowing italian hospitals, there is even less chance of him getting his eyeballs back.[/QUOTE]
Italian hospitals aren't bad, only some in south-center italy are shitty,degraded and over-populated shetler
eye for an eye, gouge the other one out
thats so fucking metal
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[QUOTE=Pretiacruento;32591076]Now I'm trying to fit my fingers into my eyesockets...
Looks pretty hard to actually put your fingers in there, grab an eye and pull it out...
[editline]2nd October 2011[/editline]
[I]*keeps fiddling with his eyes*[/I]
[editline]2nd October 2011[/editline]
It feels so fucking weird[/QUOTE]
slam it down your sockets and pull, obviously
Oh man.. I read the title as "Man tears his eyes while in Church 'a voice told me'"
To make it worse I skipped first sentence went straight to the second one:
"His face became a mask of blood but he is now recovering at the hospital of Versilia."
WTF? He was crying blood?!
Read the story from first sentence, go like WTF? Re-read the title.. I didn't ask for this!
Well I'm pretty sure [B]TEARING YOUR EYES OUT OF THEIR SOCKETS[/B] would cause a bit of bleeding.
A voice told me to post in the thread.
My eyes hurt after reading this...
Reminds me of Don Hertzfeldt.
Really though, I didn't know insanity could do that to someone.
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;32590116][release]Surgeons say it will be nearly impossible to put back his eyeballs[/release][/QUOTE]
It's possible to reattach eyes? I thought once they're out, they can't be used again.
Well at least he had the courtesy to gouge out his [i]own[/i] eyeballs.
that must be a sight for sore eyes
This'd make a pretty interesting SCP article.
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