• man tears out his own eyeballs while in church. "a voice told me to do it"
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Voice at church told me to do it. ITS OBVIOUSLY GOD! LETS DO IT! Teehee
A voice told me to cut off my ballsack so I looked up and said "Fuck off, I like my ballsack more than you!"
Hahaha oh wow.
huh I ever get behind this guy I'm tellin' him to piss his pants
[B][I]"If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell."[/I][/B] [B]Matthew 5:29[/B] I guess his left eye must have done some sinnin' too.
[QUOTE=Handsome Pete;32606139][B][I]"If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell."[/I][/B] [B]Matthew 5:29[/B] I guess his left eye must have done some sinnin' too.[/QUOTE] Well... goodbye eyes, right arm and dick
Oedipus from hell or Italy.
[QUOTE=Handsome Pete;32606139][B][I]"If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell."[/I][/B] [B]Matthew 5:29[/B] I guess his left eye must have done some sinnin' too.[/QUOTE] how do I cut off my asshole
[QUOTE=Laserbeams;32590271]Just in case someone blames religion for this: [h2]This did not happen entirely because of religion, blaming religion for this is like blaming videogames for violence[/h2] Thank you.[/QUOTE] I'M AN ATHEIST BUT I THINK GOD MADE HIM DO IT.
I love how on some other forum (this thread thankfully didn't suffer from it yet) there probably is someone blaming religion for that incident. The guy is probably schizophrenic and, as a lot of people hearing voices, he gave it the name that sounded the most logical, God, as everyone talks about it. If religion didn't exist the voice would have taken another name or no name at all, it doesn't change much (a movie like Red Dragon shows it rather well as the main villain is schizophrenic and gave the voice in his head the name of a dragon instead of God, which is something that could happen in real life as well). This being said, the sad thing is that it's not even the poor guy's fault. You can't be blamed for being sick like that, it's out of his control. Thankfully he still did it to himself and not to someone else.
[QUOTE=Handsome Pete;32606139][B][I]"If your right eye causes you to sin, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell."[/I][/B] [B]Matthew 5:29[/B] I guess his left eye must have done some sinnin' too.[/QUOTE] Wow who the fuck would do that
[QUOTE=J!NX;32607274]Wow who the fuck would do that[/QUOTE] I think it's supposed to be a metaphor. You know, like the "if someone slaps you on the cheek show the other one" thing.
[QUOTE=enricociccio;32594286]Italian hospitals aren't bad, only some in south-center italy are shitty,degraded and over-populated shetler[/QUOTE] Dude, i live in the centre and they are the some of the most unorganized places i have ever seen.
What the hell I don't want to imagine how painful to watch it would have been let alone to be the one who actually ripped them out. Thanks imagination for being too lazy to work today.
Holy bat shit Batman.
Schizophrenia is quite a serious condition actually. A normal person couldn't be able to do it at all as it requires enormous amount of physical and psychical strength to do it. Seriously, try touching your bare eye with your finger... Hard, huh? So basically this person needs very serious help.
[QUOTE=TomoAlien;32610122]Schizophrenia is quite a serious condition actually. A normal person couldn't be able to do it at all as it requires enormous amount of physical and psychical strength to do it. Seriously, try touching your bare eye with your finger... Hard, huh? So basically this person needs very serious help.[/QUOTE] actually, touching my bare eye is very easy now ripping them out? I could never!
"[I]Hey bro, you should totally just stand up and rip your eyes right out of your head. Trust me bro it will be hilarious.[/I]" Well okay...
Some people are really religious fanatics.
[QUOTE=slashsnemesis;32611846]"[I]Hey bro, you should totally just stand up and rip your eyes right out of your head. Trust me bro it will be hilarious.[/I]" Well okay...[/QUOTE] "Why'd you rip your eyes out? No voice should be able to convince you!" "BUT HE SAID IT'D BE HILARIOUS!"
[quote] His face became a mask of blood [/quote] Impressive
hey aldo... Hey!... Aldo... HEY it's god.. hey I got like.. the best idea ever hey, listen.. just listen to this why don't you.. why don't you stand up in front of everyone... AND RIP YOUR FUCKING EYES OFF seriously, It'll be hillarious...
God's like scumbag Steve only 200% more dick :v:
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