Fapping ist VERBOTEN! Egypt considering ban on porn.
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there's simply no way they can block ALL the porn in the internet. I mean just think about it...
[B][I]ALL THE PORN on the INTERNET...![/I][/B]
[QUOTE=AceOfDivine;35319343]If god existed he would be proud.[/QUOTE]
I think he'd be wondering why we ban stupid shit all the time.
[QUOTE=Aeris;35320366]Lol "negative effects on families". The porn industry can hardly be blamed for bad marriages leading to divorces and [b]people with [u]psychic[/u] disorders that rape people[/b]. Both of those problems do however suggest that Egypt is in need of a better mental healthcare plan.[/QUOTE]
I had a good laugh, thank you.
[QUOTE=Valdor;35323806]psychic rapists?
how terrifying, glad I don't live in egypt[/QUOTE]
I dunno, sounds kinky.
[QUOTE=nmagain;35322450]can i have a porn archive?
[editline]28th March 2012[/editline]
i swear to god if they block facepunch because of the porn thread i'm going to protest the shit out of them.[/QUOTE]
i'm legitimately being serious when i say that if this does pass, me and pretty much everyone else on FP will send you porn, hundreds of gigabytes of it.
Wasnt there some guy that got kidnapped in Egypt because he looked like saddam husein and they wanted to make porn of him?
[QUOTE=barttool;35324484]there's simply no way they can block ALL the porn in the internet. I mean just think about it...
[B][I]ALL THE PORN on the INTERNET...![/I][/B][/QUOTE]
Might as well block the entire internet then.
Just ban masturbation and the whole porn industry goes down.
All the old porn on the tombs
They do the sexy dance don't you know
If they move too quick (oh whey oh)
They're falling down like a big huge dick dropping to the floor.
All the mustache men by the Nile Studios
They got the money on a slut
Gold dildos(oh whey oh)
They eat their pussy on your cigarette
Foreign types with the hooker type say
Oh baby baby oh, ay oh baby oh
Walk like an Egyptian Porn Star.
in progress....cum join me. :downs:
Blonde waitresses take their trays
They spin around and they cross the floor
They've got the moves (oh whey oh)
You drop your drink then they bring you more
All the school kids so sick of books
They like the punk and the metal band
When the buzzer rings (oh whey oh)
They're walking like an Egyptian
All the kids in the marketplace say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian
Slide your feet up the street bend your back
Shift your arm then you pull it back
Life is hard you know (oh whey oh)
So strike a pose on a Cadillac
If you want to find all the cops
They're hanging out in the donut shop
They sing and dance (oh whey oh)
Spin the clubs cruise down the block
All the Japanese with their yen
The party boys call the Kremlin
And the Chinese know (oh whey oh)
They walk the line like Egyptian
All the cops in the donut shop say
Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
Walk like an Egyptian
Walk like an Egyptian
[QUOTE=Appolox;35319198]Suddenly rape crime increases, murder increases.[/QUOTE]
I sincerely doubt rape crime could get any higher in Egypt. Those guys are pretty rapey.
I doubt a ban is actually going to do anything AT ALL.
[QUOTE=Splendor;35328146]I sincerely doubt rape crime could get any higher in Egypt. Those guys are pretty rapey.[/QUOTE]
Some guy would hit then town, rape somebody, then the victims would rape their attackers. I'd see that at least doubling the amount of rape crimes.
EGYPTIAN FACEPUCNHERS GET SMART
Burn a ton of DVDs full of porn and sell it to computer illiterates.
Imagine the profit..
For each "normal" website there's 5 porn sites I hear.
Good luck banning them all.
This isn't going to change anything, except make some black market dealers very, very wealthy. GG giving your criminal underworld an extremely valuable commodity that's going to be incredibly high in demand, Egypt.
I assume vps and proxies are illegal in Egypt too?
[QUOTE=barttool;35324484]there's simply no way they can block ALL the porn in the internet. I mean just think about it...
[B][I]ALL THE PORN on the INTERNET...![/I][/B][/QUOTE]
This post is so fun to read with your avatar.
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... Accidental bump.
Craaap.
[QUOTE=x_xPwntx_x;37947039]This post is so fun to read with your avatar.[/QUOTE]
I was wondering why the thread title looked so familiar.
Bumping ist verboten
I have a dumb question now that this got bumped. Why is the title using german when it's about Egypt?
Oh man and I was going to make a vacation in egypt..
They can take away their porn, but they can't take away their dirty imagination!
Now we'll start seeing what the revolution brought.
*didn't look at the damn date*
Porn and alcohol - two things impossible to ban.
[QUOTE=Gekkosan;37948063]Suddenly productivity increases.[/QUOTE]
Sexually frustrated men does not sound like productive workers to me.
Why are some governments completely retarded with some things?
There's a simple concept for things like porn: If you don't like it; you fuck off and not ruin it for everyone else.
[QUOTE=SinjinOmega;37947230]I have a dumb question now that this got bumped. Why is the title using german when it's about Egypt?[/QUOTE]Nazis.
Exodus v.2
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