Canadian scientist aims to turn chickens into dinosaurs
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[QUOTE=MachiniOs;16963969]He overdosed on bacon.[/QUOTE]
Impossible :(
[QUOTE=overdark;16942541]Isn't this like IMPOSSIBLE?[/QUOTE]
Just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it's not real
[img]http://tnmh.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/chicken-dinosaur.jpg[/img]
[editline]09:31PM[/editline]
look at that giant cock
I want one as a pet.
[QUOTE=Lol wut?;16966790][img]http://tnmh.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/chicken-dinosaur.jpg[/img]
[editline]09:31PM[/editline]
look at that giant cock[/QUOTE]
That is a big cock.
After they learn how to turn evolution around, I wanna see them speed it up 20x.
[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;16947907]No, it's not a theory, it's commonly held scientific fact.
Did you ever fucking wonder why dinosaurs have birds legs?[/QUOTE]
Actually that is based on the fact that dinosaur skeletons have a chest bone that only modern birds have, no other modern creature has it.
There's also a theory that dinosaurs had feathers instead of scales.
[QUOTE=madmanmad;16958942]The ones in the movies were actually a diffrent breed of raptor, they just named them incorrectly in the films.[/QUOTE]
Utahraptors. :cool:
Only a Canadian would think of something like this.
Praise the beavah. PRAISE HIM.
[QUOTE=Electrocuter;17026142]Actually that is based on the fact that dinosaur skeletons have a chest bone that only modern birds have, no other modern creature has it.
There's also a theory that dinosaurs had feathers instead of scales.[/QUOTE]
Yeah, but I'm talking about the most fuck all obvious similarity.
At first I read the thread title as 'Canadian scientist aims to turn chickens into genitals' because of the thread below it.
This is a great step forward for evolution if it works.
Good luck
[QUOTE=ManningQB18;17053622]At first I read the thread title as 'Canadian scientist aims to turn chickens into genitals' because of the thread below it.
This is a great step forward for evolution if it works.[/QUOTE]
De-evolution I believe you mean.
Oh dear
[QUOTE=AltFanatic;17034731]Utahraptors. :cool:[/QUOTE]
That's the name, thanks i couldn't think of it at the time.
[QUOTE=-Ben_Wolfe-;17055477]De-evolution I believe you mean.[/QUOTE]
De-evolution you say? :3:
Seriously? No one has said it yet?
:siren:[highlight][b]SCALIES[/b][/highlight]:siren:
[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;16948719]What if we breed some sort of freak Jawsosaur that's a hundred stories tall?[/QUOTE]
Then we shall sick it on PETA.
[QUOTE=Nilus;17059685]Seriously? No one has said it yet?
:siren:[highlight][b]SCALIES[/b][/highlight]:siren:[/QUOTE]
It looks like someone has his mind in the gutter. How the hell did this make you think of Scalies?
[QUOTE=Fangz;17056779]De-evolution you say? :3:[/QUOTE]
You're avatar goes great with that post.
and what is this going to accomplish
[QUOTE=MongfromKong;17075532]and what is this going to accomplish[/QUOTE]
Just so we can say we can do it. Plus who wouldn't want to see an actual living dinosaur.
[QUOTE=Smirnoff Joe;16946068]Yeah, you do that if you ever get mega rich, but remember to do any black hole research far off-world.[/QUOTE]
Also any teleportation experiments.
U.S, what did you do?
[I]we made an efficient hybrid engine![/I]
Australia, what did you do?
[I]We cured someones blindness with stem cells[/I]
Canada, what did you do?
[I]We sat on our asses for a couple months, smokin' the reefer, thinking about what happens in case of a zombie attack, then we got bored and turned a chicken into a raptor.[/I]
[editline]04:35AM[/editline]
I can only imagine that when Canada perfects genetic engineering, that all the doctors will start cloning humans and make them look like gigantic penis's just for the media coverage.
Why do this?
What the fuck will we do with fucking dinosaurs....HOLY SHIT!!!! WHHHAAAT THE FUUUUCK!
But seriously, this is the second stupidest idea ever I heard today.
How would we contain and take care of DINOSAURS?
[QUOTE=jjsullivan;17079139]Why do this?
What the fuck will we do with fucking dinosaurs....HOLY SHIT!!!! WHHHAAAT THE FUUUUCK!
But seriously, this is the second stupidest idea ever I heard today.
How would we contain and take care of DINOSAURS?[/QUOTE]
Chain a goat to a post and wait of course.
human cloning > dinosaurs
turning humans into other animals > dinosaurs
teleportation (being able to move large distances in seconds ) > dinosaurs
the internet < dinosaurs
could be cool. I'd rather them make a black hole like some people have been trying to.
[QUOTE=bigdan;16941241]They should do it on an island, just in case, you know.
We get fucked up.[/QUOTE]
Late, I know.
But that happened in Jurassic Park, Sheesh. People went there and died. They brought a dinosaur to a city on a boat. Face it, Either way. We're screwed.
[editline]11:00PM[/editline]
[QUOTE=Teh Soviet;17034832]Only a Canadian would think of something like this.
Praise the beavah. PRAISE HIM.[/QUOTE]
Wow thanks!
*Meanwhile in America*
Everybody, Lets mix turtles with humans!
