Pretty much all of that is contraband in most American prisons.
Save for the coupon, that's kinda out of place.
[QUOTE=MR-X;28172099]That's nothing, someone getting booked in had a full sized glock (loaded) shoved in his ass and the only reason we caught it was because of the metal detector.
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:wtc:
[editline]20th February 2011[/editline]
I can't imagine shitting out a gun.
[QUOTE=Zeke129;28174101]Suddenly video game characters with huge inventories isn't as unrealistic[/QUOTE]
You can pretty much carry entire mountains in your inventory in Minecraft.
Oh dear all that stone and dirt :ohdear:
[QUOTE=MMatze;28174363]You can pretty much carry entire mountains in your inventory in Minecraft.
Oh dear all that stone and dirt :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
Don't get sand in your vagina.
[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kngBtoylIVM[/MEDIA]
Fucking no embed.
Wait wait wait, what were the security guards doing to notice a condom sticking out of this guys ass?
Sounds like a night out to me.
After reading the OP:
[img]http://davidlavallee.files.wordpress.com/2010/04/doc_brown-full-1.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=MR-X;28172099]Lucky for my agency we got a doctor and medical staff 24/7 so it isn't a issue. [/QUOTE]
Unfortunately, a lot of prisons aren't equipped well enough for demands. Prisoners at the prison my mom used to work at kept demanding to see plastic surgeons. Had something to do with circumcisions.
[QUOTE=Maximo13;28174696]Wait wait wait, what were the security guards doing to notice a condom sticking out of this guys ass?[/QUOTE]
Or better yet, [b]where were his clothes!?[/b]
[QUOTE=Maximo13;28174696]Wait wait wait, what were the security guards doing to notice a condom sticking out of this guys ass?[/QUOTE]
[quote]corrections deputies performing a routine cell block search[/quote]
What, you honestly think they won't check to see if anyone is smuggling something in on/in their body?
I bet the guards got mad at him because of the needle- "Hey man, if you had farted you could have cost someone an eye!"
[quote]a pharmacy receipt and a coupon. [/quote]
At least he kept the receipt :v:
I've heard of Feng Shui but this is ridiculous
the best part
[quote]a condom[/quote]
he put a condom in a condom
My friend told me the most lethal weapon ever snuck into prison was a live grenade (in the guy's ass). They found it before he got a chance to use it, though.
[editline]21st February 2011[/editline]
[QUOTE=Contag;28175009]Or better yet, [b]where were his clothes!?[/b][/QUOTE]
Strip-search. Ever heard of it?
[QUOTE=Contag;28168111]So how is it a good idea to make tobacco in prison illegal?
You've got a bunch of crazy motherfuckers, then forcing them through withdrawal as well?
And acting as a gateway to prison corruption as well?
Worst case scenario, they die of lung cancer, save taxpayers money?
Do prisoners receive decent medical care if they can't pay in anyway, ever?[/QUOTE]
It honestly is a terrible idea, but the people have voted. Don't ask me why they voted that way either. It wasn't illegal in the past.
[QUOTE=MMatze;28174363]You can pretty much carry entire mountains in your inventory in Minecraft.
Oh dear all that stone and dirt :ohdear:[/QUOTE]
About 30 kilotons of gold seems unrealistic to be honest. :v:
[QUOTE=Jund;28167653]So he had a condom in a condom in his ass
Haha okay then[/QUOTE]
We need to go deeper?
:goatse:
That's one hell of a palour trick you must show the family for entertainment at the next holiday dinner.
Better than 2 hammers :v:
([url]http://www.facepunch.com/threads/777367-Drunk-man-sticks-two-hammers-up-his-ass[/url])
This guy is a pro
[QUOTE=Contag;28167655]The man obviously cares about the health of his lips.
I think he has some priority issues. Among others.[/QUOTE]
The container was probably empty and intended to be used to crush up and inject whatever pills he had. My bet is on oxy.
Anyway, this guy is a retard. At least shove the whole thing up there if you're going to try.
[QUOTE=Kylel999;28180323]My friend told me the most lethal weapon ever snuck into prison was a live grenade (in the guy's ass). They found it before he got a chance to use it, though.
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Shame, would've been a great way to pull Duke Nukem into it.
Never understood how this could be comfortable in any way, shape, or form.
That must have been so relieving when it got out.
[QUOTE=Murkat;28192753]That must have been so relieving when it got out.[/QUOTE]
"Put it back in! Now out again! In again! Out! In! Out! In! HNNNNnnnnggg!"
:ohdear: What have I written?
[QUOTE=MR-X;28172099][b]That's nothing, someone getting booked in had a full sized glock (loaded) shoved in his ass and the only reason we caught it was because of the metal detector.[/b]
True, once they're in our custody we we're obligated by law to take care of them. Lucky for my agency we got a doctor and medical staff 24/7 so it isn't a issue. But yes, a lot of money goes in to it.
Though on a side note, women are a lot worse when it comes to shit like this. They got that extra cavity to hide shit in, lucky only female officers have to deal with that.[/QUOTE]
There is no fucking way...
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