Cops are getting tired of this shit: Serial pooper stinks up Middle School [Video in source]

[Shibbey]

[QUOTE=Fatal-Error;32744486]These puns are starting to get [I]shit[/I][/QUOTE]

Cut the shitposting.

[Provost]

Is there something in Florida's water supply?

[Cabbage]

Idiots. Puns are meant to be bad. Have you ever heard a good pun? No.

[Trunk Monkay]

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;32745077]Is there something in Florida's water supply?[/QUOTE]
it's reclaim water.

[Awaken90125]

He's climbing into your schools, he's smelling your staircase up.

[IKTM]

Just call the Hardley boys.

[HawkeyeTy]

Oh god, this news story absolutely made my day. In a fucked up way.
None the less.

[Ultra Violence]

Reminds me of my 4th year in elementary school.

There was a huge issue with a girl smearing shit on the bathroom wells in the girls' bathroom. The teachers questioned all the girls one-by-one to find out who was doing it. We couldn't even go to the bathroom on our own until it was resolved, we had to wait for the teacher to take us all in a group and stand in there to make sure no one was wiping their shit on the walls. (Of course the boys didn't have to go through that, though if you ask me, it was probably one of them)

To this day I don't understand why. And those poor janitors...

[nemmises5]

what the shit man!

[Chernobyl426]

[QUOTE=Ultra Violence;32747833]Reminds me of my 4th year in elementary school.

There was a huge issue with a girl smearing shit on the bathroom wells in the girls' bathroom. The teachers questioned all the girls one-by-one to find out who was doing it. We couldn't even go to the bathroom on our own until it was resolved, we had to wait for the teacher to take us all in a group and stand in there to make sure no one was wiping their shit on the walls. (Of course the boys didn't have to go through that, though if you ask me, it was probably one of them)

To this day I don't understand why. And those poor janitors...[/QUOTE] Why are 4th graders wiping shit on walls? Also, guys are more likely to do that anyways.

[Ultra Violence]

[QUOTE=Chernobyl426;32748029]Why are 4th graders wiping shit on walls? Also, guys are more likely to do that anyways.[/QUOTE]

Like I said, I have no idea. Nor do I understand why a grown man would shit on middle school stairs.

Maybe they're just crazy; I imagine it takes a certain kind of "special" to be willing to put your hands on your own shit just so you can smear it on walls.

[znk666]

Cops there must have a pretty shitty job.

[CplShepherd]

[QUOTE=Dog;32740194]That would be a shitty day at work for them.

[editline]12th October 2011[/editline]

When they find him he's going to be in deep shit.
I guess you could say up shit creak without a paddle.[/QUOTE]

Goddamn, I think you would learn after the second time. Still, I'll rate you a funny for the effort.

[Chicken_Chaser]

Someone took a shit on one of the floors of my school bathroom the other week. Would've taken a picture if I saw it(come on you would've too oh god I feel odd) but the janitor made quick work of it. No one knows who did it. [img]http://i.somethingawful.com/forumsystem/emoticons/emot-iiam.gif[/img]

[SaberVS7]

Whoever does this it a MIDDLE SCHOOL is a shithead.

[aliendrone123]

[QUOTE=Inufin;32742600]Stop trying so hard your puns suck. :c[/QUOTE]
shit....