[QUOTE=Uberman77883;26806060]You could say the same about Flapadar.[/QUOTE]
Everything you've posted has had me stitches. Thanks for cheering me up!
[QUOTE=dookster;26806169]Everything you've posted has had me stitches. Thanks for cheering me up![/QUOTE]
I aim to please.
I at least got one guy laughing.
[QUOTE=InvaderNouga;26806161]Uh?[/QUOTE]
flapadar that was a low blow please don't do it again you'll make us look bad
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Proxy.
The talk with my Dad is going to be interesting lol.
[QUOTE=InvaderNouga;26806161]
Uh?[/QUOTE]
google safesearch clearly hid the truth from you
[QUOTE=InvaderNouga;26806161][img_thumb]http://i56.tinypic.com/2ur0zk1.jpg[/img_thumb]
Uh?[/QUOTE]
Don't try to fool us filthy american!
[QUOTE=Flapadar;26806271]google safesearch clearly hid the truth from you[/QUOTE]
Funny, I get the same thing you do if I google fat american. So, you just googled fat american and backspaced and typed american in instead.
and pasted white over the related searches. Although I'm sure you weren't being serious.
In all seriousness, how can you guys expect this not to pass? It is my understanding that the majority of your parliament are members of the party passing this?
Or is that not how your parliament works.
what if you live by yourself and don't have any children? you're not a parent if you don't have children, do you not have the ability to request unblocking of porn?
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;26806376]In all seriousness, how can you guys expect this not to pass? It is my understanding that the majority of your parliament are members of the party passing this?
Or is that not how your parliament works.[/QUOTE]
The majority of MPs are men therefore this won't pass.
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;26806376]In all seriousness, how can you guys expect this not to pass? It is my understanding that the majority of your parliament are members of the party passing this?
Or is that not how your parliament works.[/QUOTE]
whilst we may not be all as bad as you think, our parliament is much worse than you think. i'm betting on them going with this stupid idea so students can get back to their riots again
[QUOTE=Flapadar;26806410]The majority of MPs are men therefore this won't pass.[/QUOTE]
But wouldn't it ruin their public image among the people because it would seem that not passing this would advocate porn and that is a very awkward subject.
[QUOTE=Uberman77883;26806429]But wouldn't it ruin their public image among the people because it would seem that not passing this would advocate porn and that is a very awkward subject.[/QUOTE]
Votes aren't public so they would all claim they voted to pass it.
Just make an account on Deviantart and lie about ur age. Plent of "art" on that website, heh heh.
Seriously, I've seen stuff on Deviantart which is just blatantly porn.
Also, maybe if dumb ass parents monitored their child's internet usage, than maybe the UK wouldn't need to censor porn.
do you really want your parents monitoring your shit?
no?
i didnt think so
[QUOTE=Flapadar;26805457]I live easy knowing you and your descendants will die of a heart attack aged 43.[/QUOTE]
that's interesting because people in the UK actually generally eat far greasier, artery clogging foods than people in America do, but regardless share almost the exact same life expectancy, have for quite a long time.
[url=http://www.google.com/publicdata?ds=wb-wdi&met=sp_dyn_le00_in&idim=country:USA&dl=en&hl=en&q=life+expectancy,+united+states][B]US, currently 78.4[/B][/url]
[url=http://www.google.com/publicdata?ds=wb-wdi&met=sp_dyn_le00_in&idim=country:GBR&dl=en&hl=en&q=life+expectancy][B]UK, currently 79.9[/B][/url]
sure parts of America are typically obese, such as the mid-west, but not all of America is predominately fat. think of obesity as a specific dialect, does it not piss you off when people assume all people from the UK have the same exact accent? of course there are even more dialects in America than there are in the UK, about 2 or 3 per state, but that's besides the point, just imagine that the varying degrees of obesity are usually geographically related. not directly, simply living in Texas doesn't make you a fat fuck mind you, but the mid-west or bible belt is pretty much where the vast majority of America's fat asses are.
Good thing I have, well... lots of porn stashed away :smug:.
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[QUOTE=M_B;26806592]that's interesting because people in the UK actually generally eat far greasier, artery clogging foods than people in America do, but regardless share almost the exact same life expectancy, have for quite a long time.
[url=http://www.google.com/publicdata?ds=wb-wdi&met=sp_dyn_le00_in&idim=country:USA&dl=en&hl=en&q=life+expectancy,+united+states][B]US, curreny 78.4[/B][/url]
[url=http://www.google.com/publicdata?ds=wb-wdi&met=sp_dyn_le00_in&idim=country:GBR&dl=en&hl=en&q=life+expectancy][B]UK, current 79.9[/B][/url]
sure parts of America are typically obese, such as the mid-west, but not all of America is predominately fat. think of obesity as a specific dialect, does it not piss you off when people assume all people from the UK have the same exact accent? of course there are even more dialects in America than there are in the UK, about 2 or 3 per state, but that's besides the point, just imagine that the varying degrees of obesity are usually geographically related. not directly, simply living in Texas doesn't make you a fat fuck mind you, but the mid-west or bible belt is pretty much where the vast majority of America's fat asses are.[/QUOTE]
Now that there is an argument that I can accept. Unlike every single one of Uberman's posts.
[QUOTE=M_B;26806592]that's interesting because people in the UK actually generally eat far greasier, artery clogging foods than people in America do, but regardless share almost the exact same life expectancy, have for quite a long time.
[url=http://www.google.com/publicdata?ds=wb-wdi&met=sp_dyn_le00_in&idim=country:USA&dl=en&hl=en&q=life+expectancy,+united+states][B]US, curreny 78.4[/B][/url]
[url=http://www.google.com/publicdata?ds=wb-wdi&met=sp_dyn_le00_in&idim=country:GBR&dl=en&hl=en&q=life+expectancy][B]UK, current 79.9[/B][/url]
sure parts of America are typically obese, such as the mid-west, but not all of America is predominately fat. think of obesity as a specific dialect, does it not piss you off when people assume all people from the UK have the same exact accent? of course there are even more dialects in America than there are in the UK, about 2 or 3 per state, but that's besides the point, just imagine that the varying degrees of obesity are usually geographically related. not directly, simply living in Texas doesn't make you a fat fuck mind you, but the mid-west or bible belt is pretty much where the vast majority of America's fat asses are.[/QUOTE]
I have to agree here, there's a much larger percentage of obese people in England than America. there's more arseholes too. but in America, there's a much wider range of arseholes.
the US population is four times the size of the UK population so its to be expected
Last scientific study I read on pornography's effects said there was no real link or connection between crime rates and pornography viewed. So pretty much I believe this is a bunch of bullshit.
[QUOTE=Passerby Silver;26799149]Oh great.
Well at least my Mum knows and doesn't care that I look at porn :v: so I'm safe, but this is going to massively suck for a lot of people.[/QUOTE]
your going to have to tell your mom exactly which sites you want to look at. which to a lot of people will be awkward
Also for the example she stated about the two brothers, I looked up the actual news article about it:
[quote]
An 11-year-old who tortured two young boys watched ultra-violent movies as part of a home life of "routine aggression, violence and chaos", a judge has heard.
On day two of a three day sentencing exercise at Sheffield Crown Court, the judge was told of the "toxic home life" of two brothers who were just 10 and 11 years old when they subjected two boys, aged nine and 11, to a 90-minute violent ordeal in Edlington, South Yorkshire.
A barrister outlined how one of the boys [B]watched the gruesome Saw movies[/B] when he was as young as 10 and was also [B]familiar with the Chucky films[/B] as well as pornography DVDs. He said he also [B]smoked cannabis from the age of nine and drank cider.[/B]
Sheffield Crown Court has already heard that the victims were strangled, smashed with bricks, forced to eat nettles, stripped and forced to perform sex acts on each other in April last year. The elder boy was seriously injured when pieces of a ceramic sink were dropped on his head.[/quote]
Obviously the pornography was the only problem here. Those poor boys, why oh why did they have to be exposed to that awful pornography... Everything else is cool and totally not the problem though.
[QUOTE=Helix Alioth;26806610]Good thing I have, well... [b]lots[/b] of porn stashed away :smug:.
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[img_thumb]http://gyazo.com/0a3e2e764c5606d03a3a6d5423563ec2.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
900MB? You call that lots? Ahahahaa
[QUOTE=imasillypiggy;26806890]your going to have to tell your mom exactly which sites you want to look at. which to a lot of people will be awkward[/QUOTE]
The opt in is to allow adult content to be delivered from your ISP. You only have to opt in once and you can access any of the sites.
Oh look, another great example of the cotton wool kid culture we live in.
[QUOTE=johan_sm;26806942]900MB? You call that lots? Ahahahaa[/QUOTE]
All pictures, no video.
[QUOTE=Helix Alioth;26807010]All pictures, no video.[/QUOTE]
I have 40gigs of porn, 10 of it are videos. So 30 gigs of pictures.
Yes I have a porn hoarding problem, what can I do.
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