All internet porn will be blocked to protect children(UK)

[MrEndangered]

[QUOTE=johan_sm;26807052]I have 40gigs of porn, 10 of it are videos. So 30 gigs of pictures.
Yes I have a porn hoarding problem, what can I do.[/QUOTE]

I really think you need to seek medical help.

Or, you'know, give it to me. That'll cure you.

[Jimpyy]

[QUOTE=johan_sm;26807052]I have 40gigs of porn, 10 of it are videos. So 30 gigs of pictures.
Yes I have a porn hoarding problem, what can I do.[/QUOTE]

And let me guess you look at about 50 megs of that.

[Sokrates]

:foxnews: In other news, the UK now climbs to world record on rape. More on 11

[IStanI]

[QUOTE=Helix Alioth;26807010]All pictures, no video.[/QUOTE]

No doubt, just like most furries/scalies.

[Nerts]

[QUOTE=IStanI;26807485]No doubt, just like most furries/scalies.[/QUOTE]

Have you seen how bad furry porn animations are?

[johan_sm]

[QUOTE=Jimpy;26807213]And let me guess you look at about 50 megs of that.[/QUOTE]
I'd say around 1gig per day. It's less boring when there's new porn everyday.

[marlkarxv2]

[QUOTE=BrQ;26799183]you have an awesome mother[/QUOTE]

Looking at porn is pretty natural, I'm sure every mother knows their son has viewed it.

[MrEndangered]

[QUOTE=johan_sm;26807945]I'd say around 1gig per day. It's less boring when there's new porn everyday.[/QUOTE]

New porn erry'day

[Kalibos]

[quote]THE UK Government is to combat the early sexualization of children by blocking internet pornography[/quote]

um okay do they realize that that would most likely have the exact opposite effect

instead of simply being able to go on the internet and jerk it to porn they'll go out and have uninformed (and most likely unprotected) sex because they're so horny

gg government

[johan_sm]

[QUOTE=marlkarxv2;26808107]Looking at porn is pretty natural, I'm sure every mother knows their son has viewed it.[/QUOTE]
As I said before, my parents are really cool when it comes to me viewing porn.
There is no reason to flip out if your kids are watching porn, everyone does it and it doesn't harm anyone.

[cheesedelux]

Oh Tories, you're so crazy!
Can we have a real government back now please?

[bravehat]

[QUOTE=Kalibos;26808202]um okay do they realize that that would most likely have the exact opposite effect

instead of simply being able to go on the internet and jerk it to porn they'll go out and have uninformed (and most likely unprotected) sex because they're so horny

gg government[/QUOTE]

Yeah don't expect much greatness from David cameron or clegg.

[IStanI]

[QUOTE=Nerts;26807810]Have you seen how bad furry porn animations are?[/QUOTE]

I want my dog to feel safe, not being afraid of getting raped by a furry is a right in this world.

[Pasalaqcua]

[QUOTE=johan_sm;26807052]I have 40gigs of porn, 10 of it are videos. So 30 gigs of pictures.
Yes I have a porn hoarding problem, what can I do.[/QUOTE]

Dad is proud :unsmith:

[Metalcastr]

Garry better remember to opt in.

[Elstumpo]

"Hello? I'd like to be able to access shitgirls.com, please?"

[ineedateam1]

[QUOTE=Flapadar;26805615][img_thumb]http://dl.dropbox.com/u/9104987/america.png[/img_thumb][/QUOTE]
you googled fat and replaced it

[safcwebster]

this will go over to america and most places soon =(

[Kade]

This won't happen.

[Mr. Khorn]

[QUOTE=doonbugie2;26806346]Don't try to fool us filthy american![/QUOTE]

I searched up 'Fat British' and I was scared.

It's a fuck-ton worse then 'Fat Americans'

[sami-elite]

I have to say that i can understand where this idea comes from. But on the other hand, restricting is a parents task.

[Gazzy]

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;26810344]I searched up 'Fat British' and I was scared.

It's a fuck-ton worse then 'Fat Americans'[/QUOTE]

A shitload of porn came up for me, fat porn :barf:

[revrend_slapaho]

use phone internet then

[HeadshotDCS]

And this is why I still love the US.

[ironman17]

[QUOTE=Kalibos;26808202]um okay do they realize that that would most likely have the exact opposite effect

instead of simply being able to go on the internet and jerk it to porn they'll go out and have uninformed (and most likely unprotected) sex because they're so horny

gg government[/QUOTE]
Indeed. I just hope those kids at Greenshaw don't end up violating my little sister when the porn goes away.

Also, i've a little proposal to "bully the government back", as it were. Basically, everybody makes an angry video concerning why the governement is retarded for doing this, and email it straight to them. If anything, it'll result in a bit of havoc for Cameron, as he'd have to clear out his mailbox quite a bit to get rid of all the videos.

And on top of that, we should send angry letters to them, flooding Number 10's mailbox and overworking the postal services. I know, i'm sounding a bit like a terrorist here, but i'm only thinking of what's best for us. We have strived TOO FUCKING HARD to build this level of social tolerance and understanding in our world, and the old men are tearing down the foundations of our freedom.

I don't care what the other people are saying about the world going all totalitarian, it's only because everyone is too fucking lazy, too fucking weak and too fucking CRAVENto stand up and smash the corrupted order. Yeah that's right, you're all craven, craven being another word for [B]cowardly[/B]. I'm not going to sugarcoat it, and i'm not going to be nice about it, 'cause we're too soft, and we NEED to become stronger, we need to be able to stick up for ourselves.

The universe is a constant battle between order and chaos (that's right, ORDER and CHAOS, not good and evil), and whilst order has it's place, so too does chaos. In this age of softness and comfort, we have lost touch with nature; not just with the natural environment, but with the nature of the human animal, the beast within us all. We've all complied with Order, not thinking to remind it of it's place in the cosmos, and it has infested us, gaining too much of an advantage.

The see-saw of Balance is tipping in Order's favour, and Chaos is losing it's grip. When Order gains too much power, it is up to Chaos to shatter the foundations of Order, thus giving Chaos the upper hand for the time being, until Order slowly rekindles itself, regaining it's side of the seesaw until there is a brief period of relative balance, after which corruption sets in once again, and Chaos must once again play it's part.

All in all, if everyone stands up at once, not even the best hardware would be able to stop the sheer mass of millions. Revolution is the only option open to us, unless we let our window pass us by, and the poison of Order destroys our very souls, turning us into the mindless drones you see all around you. Resistance is NOT futile; in fact it is futile to NOT resist. But one man alone cannot save the country, let alone the world; EVERYONE has to chip in to restore balance. Anarchy is only a temporary state of affairs, and a new order is quick to assert itself. We'll need people to plan how we take them down, we need people who know how to fight, we need people who know how to govern.

If I end up disappearing, take that as a sign that things must be set in motion. We'd need to keep it secret too. And if I end up looking back on this and thinking I was stupid, I will have already died in my own eyes, as this is the only way, and doing nothing is effectively saying that you're a coward. I do not want to be a coward, but i'll probably need help with that later, WHEN (not if, WHEN) the great work begins.

It's not the government's place to be the parent, it's the parent's responsibility to be the parent, and if they can't be a good parent, they shouldn't be allowed to have children at all. It's a simple law of nature that only good parents can raise offspring, it's natural selection. It's also something we've lost contact with, Order having severed a lot of our natural ties, even though they're re-establishing a few ones based around air, plants and other animals, but none with the human animal. This sapient pride, thinking we are above the laws of nature, is an abomination towards nature, and must be cleansed from our midst if we are to survive in the future.

[Zeke129]

If this was an opt-in system instead of opt-out it would be fine.

[Awesomecaek]

1. Open Google Images
2. Input "Porn"
3. Wank at cached pictures
4. ???
5. Profit!

[editline]20th December 2010[/editline]

Unless they make SafeSearch obligatory or shut down Google.

[editline]20th December 2010[/editline]

ok I actually tried and it doesn't work that well

I mean, there is porn, but there is also... uhh... other stuff

[editline]20th December 2010[/editline]

[img]http://chinadailyshow.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/asian-squid-porn6c1b5f.jpg[/img]

What the fuck is with google

[johan_sm]

[QUOTE=Sgt. Khorn;26810344]I searched up 'Fat British' and I was scared.

It's a fuck-ton worse then 'Fat Americans'[/QUOTE]
[URL=http://cubeupload.com][IMG]http://cubeupload.com/files/daf0b9com.jpg[/IMG][/URL]
Much worse? It's the same. If you really think brit one is worse, your eyes are ignorant. Actually I'd say brit one has less "eww" images

[ZachPL]

[QUOTE=johan_sm;26811594][URL=http://cubeupload.com][img_thumb]http://cubeupload.com/files/daf0b9com.jpg[/img_thumb][/URL]
Much worse? It's the same. If you really think brit one is worse, your eyes are ignorant. Actually I'd say brit one has less "eww" images[/QUOTE]

Why harmione, your gorgeous.

[NickFury666]

I hate how every government is trying to "protect the children" and actually doing fuck all except being an anti-liberty nuisance.