Khamenei: Iran Set to Deliver 'Punch' to Stun West on Anniversary
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[QUOTE=Nitrowing;20110726]Iran is getting ever closer to the cookie jar and still no one is stopping them.[/QUOTE]
What the hell are you talking about?
You just used a generic metaphor to make Iran seem like a bigger threat than they are.
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[QUOTE=thisispain;20110893]by man you obviously meant crazy or mad or insane[/QUOTE]
I think they meant stupid, shortsighted, and juvenile.
[QUOTE=hypno-toad;20111043]What the hell are you talking about?
You just used a generic metaphor to make Iran seem like a bigger threat than they are.
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It's not a metaphor, somebody keeps taking all the cookies out the the UN break room. :argh:
[QUOTE=Mingebox;20111111]It's not a metaphor, somebody keeps taking all the cookies out the the UN break room. :argh:[/QUOTE]
I bet it's Putin.
The bombers are still fueled right?
I don't understand why there are some world leaders who don't seem to want peace at all. Imagine if this headline read, "Khamenei: Iran Set to Reveal Great Boon to All Humankind on Anniversary."
Why is that too much to ask
[QUOTE=Fhenexx;20110906]War, children.
It's just a shot away.[/QUOTE]
but love, sister, is just a kiss away.
Rape, murder
It's just a shot away
It's just a shot away
Can't wait to see what it is. :geno:
They're probably going to launch something else into space. Instead of a rat and turtle, it'll be a sheep.
And then they can all lol knowing they've successfully trolled westerners.
[QUOTE=Xenomoose;20111262]but love, sister, is just a kiss away.[/QUOTE]
ITT Incest?
Let me get you some lube.
At first I just imagined them using some Arab/Persian insult that would just confuse most westerners, like showing us all the soles of their shoes or something.
Then I remembered that they're making a nuclear weapon.
[QUOTE=MercZ;20111452]They're probably going to launch something else into space. Instead of a rat and turtle, it'll be a sheep.
And then they can all lol knowing they've successfully trolled westerners.[/QUOTE]
No, a camel
They really don't need to start something with ANYONE else right now, most everyone wouldn't mind seeing them off the map.
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;20111518]No, a camel[/QUOTE]
:downswords:
Arabs love camels amirite?
[QUOTE=Canuhearme?;20110767]My money's on performing a successful nuclear weapons test.[/QUOTE]
I agree, selfish Iranian government bastards. :crying:
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;20111518]No, a camel[/QUOTE]
Camel's hardly exist in Iran.
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[QUOTE=PrismatexV8;20111543]:downswords:
Arabs love camels amirite?[/QUOTE]
Iranians aren't Arab's.
Iran is gonna test a nuclear weapon. Then we will promptly show them how a real one works.
This is probably all just a bunch of right-wing propaganda anyway. I can't find a single news site with this story on the front page.
We can punch them back with our nukes
[QUOTE=G12-A5;20111741]Iran is gonna test a nuclear weapon. Then we will promptly show them how a real one works.[/QUOTE]
And then billions die from MAD, fallout, and the possibility of nuclear winter.
[QUOTE=Howlthrug;20111777]And then billions die from MAD, fallout, and the possibility of nuclear winter.[/QUOTE]
if theirs can reach us.
an ocean separates us and our planes are 100000x faster than theirs.
[QUOTE=Howlthrug;20111777]And then billions die from MAD, fallout, and the possibility of nuclear winter.[/QUOTE]
Who would nuke us again?
If we make a crater out of Iran, the only country stupid enough to do anything is possibly NK.
if you make a crater out of Iran, everyone will be pissed and you can say goodbye to relations
[QUOTE=thisispain;20111945]if you make a crater out of Iran, everyone will be pissed and you can say goodbye to relations[/QUOTE]
Oh yeah cause everyone cares about iran
Better stock up on some ammunition..
[QUOTE=Timebomb757;20110624]Cue mandatory "Shit just got real" comment:
[img]http://cdn.videogum.com/img/thumbnails/videos/qqmiigy92qu.jpg[/img]
Shit just got real.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUH3JQjcweM[/media]
It just got even realer.
omboma should nuke iran
can it be fruit punch?
please be fruit punch.
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[QUOTE=thisispain;20111945]if you make a crater out of Iran, everyone will be pissed and you can say goodbye to relations[/QUOTE]
Yeah but that's not MAD.
They're just making exceptionally tangy punch the next time they meet with the Western leaders, guys this is all a big mistake.
Y'know what, FUCK YOU NINJAS, FUCK. YOU.
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;20111917]Who would nuke us again?
If we make a crater out of Iran, the only country stupid enough to do anything is possibly NK.[/QUOTE]
Iran does have allies. Wouldn't any country using nukes to stop another country be consider a danger. Leading to some kind of chain reaction to start WWIII, nuclear warfare, or MAD.
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