Khamenei: Iran Set to Deliver 'Punch' to Stun West on Anniversary
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Nobody in power's gonna take Iran seriously until they start launching nukes in an attempt to bring the apocalypse.
[QUOTE=Themage;20150151]Except that would require more than one nuclear warhead.[/QUOTE]
Its not Iran that will be doing the MAD, its other countries I'm worried about that can. That are willing to do it when things really go downhill.
Ok it's the 11th already (in Australia at least), what's the big surprise Iran?
[QUOTE=Jack Bryce;20150621]Ok it's the 11th already (in Australia at least), what's the big surprise Iran?[/QUOTE]
Be patient, why don't ya!
It's early morning there, give them a moment to finish their morning prayers.
It's about 8:15am over there right now, that's not exactly "early morning"
[QUOTE=Jack Bryce;20150683]It's about 8:15am over there right now, that's not exactly "early morning"[/QUOTE]
Close enough :v:
Is there a time that governments usually put on press conferences at?
Waiting.
C'mon Iran, what are you gonna do? Some are saying they're doing this stuff to move attention away from the massive protests that are going to happen today.
The big surprise is that there is no surprise. Suddenly, all of the western world leaders die of relief.
Those sly devils.
With the rocket launch that carried the turtle and hamster, perhaps they think they're ready for a manned space program?
So... Iran... Doing anything yet?
[QUOTE=Herr Sven;20126524]Bah, the west have it's fair share of :jihad: as well.
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You forgot about ALF.
[img]http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/5922/alfbeagles.jpg[/img]
I'll be really disappointed if this isn't going to be something big.
OH shit guys! Air raid sirens going off all over DC! Mushroom clouds in the distance! The end is near!
Damn Iran, you suck.
Iran has just announced their big achievement:
[b]The World's Biggest Plate of Kabob![/b]
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"It's that big in length", said President Ahmadinejad.
"And with these prices, not even you greedy Jew's can stop us!"
And so we wait for something exciting to happen.
Come on Fallout 4...
The big surprise is they stormed the Italian embassy and threw rocks and eggs at it in protest of their approval for sanctions against Iran's decision to further enrich uranium!
Ok storming it may be the wrong word, but they did throw mean looking eggs
Please let there be nuclear war.
For some reason I'm kinda hoping for something big. Bigger than just a successful nuclear test... That's probably what it's gonna be.
Come on Iran, lets go!
Today is the day, then.
[QUOTE=OvB;20151995]You forgot about ALF.
[IMG]http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/5922/alfbeagles.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]
Oh you're right.
I forgot the ALF (The one that annoys me the most! :argh:).
[QUOTE=Herr Sven;20153089]Today is the day, then.
Oh you're right.
I forgot the ALF (The one that annoys me the most! :argh:).[/QUOTE]
What kind of fucking terrorist groups calls itself Alf and takes pictures of itself surrounded by puppies.
That's like if Osama Bin Laden wore a big cartoony cowboy hat whenever he filmed a video.
I would say even PETA borderlines as an extremist group... If a 12 year old boyscout can be put on the terror watch list... Why not PETA
Also, ALF is the Animal Liberation Front... They fire bomb animal testing labs and the like... of course in that photo they have puppies on a leash so that's not very hypocritical at all
[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;20153098]What kind of fucking terrorist groups calls itself Alf and takes pictures of itself surrounded by puppies.
That's like if Osama Bin Laden wore a big cartoony cowboy hat whenever he filmed a video.[/QUOTE]
Like PETA, but more militant.
Basicly ecoterrorists.
When will Israel nuke these guys. . . by "punch" I hope they're not going to nuke because that might cause mutually assured destruction.
[QUOTE=TheTalon;20153101]I would say even PETA borderlines as an extremist group... If a 12 year old boyscout can be put on the terror watch list... Why not PETA
Also, ALF is the Animal Liberation Front... They fire bomb animal testing labs and the like... of course in that photo they have puppies on a leash so that's not very hypocritical at all[/QUOTE]
It's fucking Alf.
If I call my terrorist cell the Vanguard for the Advent of the Great Instigators of Allah then I have to know what people are going to call us.
I laughed... That's pretty good
[QUOTE=Dysgalt;20153148]When will Israel nuke these guys. . . by "punch" I hope they're not going to nuke because that might cause mutually assured destruction.[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure that Iran doesn't have any nukes. As I poster earlier, this "punch" will probably be a successful nuclear test.
[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;20153174]It's fucking Alf.
If I call my terrorist cell the [b]V[/b]anguard for the [b]A[/b]dvent of the [b]G[/b]reat [b]IN[/b]stigators of [b]A[/b]llah then I have to know what people are going to call us.[/QUOTE]
I'm sure we have no idea what your talking about.
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