Inspire - The Al Qaeda magazine.

[Zeke129]

Anyone know where I can order a copy? I'm totally willing to pay the outrageous shipping to get one to Canada.

[Boba_Fett]

[QUOTE=Zeke129;23387388]Anyone know where I can order a copy? I'm totally willing to pay the outrageous shipping to get one to Canada.[/QUOTE]
You're going to wake up the next day with your house surrounded by a couple dozen mounties.

[Marzipas]

[QUOTE=notashortstory;23381833]Yes, I’m part of the corporate communications team at Tellabs. We keep an eye on posts like yours and offer to help when it’s needed.[/QUOTE]

Okay, I'll edit my OP.

[editline]11:08PM[/editline]

Actually, I'll have to do it tomorrow, my iPod is acting up.

[Zeke129]

[QUOTE=Boba_Fett;23387809]You're going to wake up the next day with your house surrounded by a couple dozen mounties.[/QUOTE]

I'm allowed to own any publication I want, as long as it isn't child pornography. As long as I'm not passing on bomb-making information to someone who later goes and builds one I'm in the clear.

[Warhol]

It's actually pretty well designed.

[ZomboJoe]

Too good to be true. Thats all I gotta say.

[Dr. Fishtastic]

[IMG]http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/suicide-bomber-5.jpg[/IMG]
This month's centrefold

[nERVEcenter]

Sure, guys, give money to people who plot to kill Western infidels every day. Sounds hilarious, but the last thing I want to do is fund the death of my nation's soldiers.

[Dr. Fishtastic]

The "Bomb" girls of the month
[IMG]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_9nTItnS3VNk/SI5jLnoT2oI/AAAAAAAAYys/KueMCteJKrE/s400/Terrorist%2Bfemale%2Bsuicide%2Bbomber.bmp[/IMG]
[IMG]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_gqetmIMEy6o/Rhukb96CTzI/AAAAAAAAAJY/hlwn0sLAH-Y/s400/femaleSuicideBomber.jpg[/IMG]

[Warhol]

[QUOTE=nERVEcenter;23392486]Sure, guys, give money to people who plot to kill Western infidels every day. Sounds hilarious, but the last thing I want to do is fund the death of my nation's soldiers.[/QUOTE]

You pay taxes, you already do.

[lazyguy]

There's a cartoon on page 21, apparently.

[Virtanen]

the cover is horrible, but the actual content is quite well laid out, actually.

[MATEO!]

I could've sworn there was something like this in the Postal movie.

[gerbile4]

[QUOTE=notashortstory;23379192]Hi Hellborg,

Actually, we were never contacted by Al Qaeda (that would be quite a shock). We decided to change the name of our magazine on our own. We describe this process on our blog: [url]http://www.tellabs.com/blog/index.cfm/2010/7/14/Stop-the-presses-Al-Qaeda-hijacks-Tellabs-magazine-name[/url]

Thanks,
Heather Thoms
Senior Communications Specialist
Tellabs[/QUOTE]

A company that actually cares enough to go around and help relieve confusion about them.
I like you.

[thisispain]

[QUOTE=SeriousPoster;23376276]ah yes another part of the zionist-jewish conspiracy unravels[/QUOTE]

i never got this jewish conspiracy thing

you get 20 of us into a room and we'll just fight over shit

[editline]08:47PM[/editline]

[QUOTE=notashortstory;23381833]Yes, I’m part of the corporate communications team at Tellabs. We keep an eye on posts like yours and offer to help when it’s needed.[/QUOTE]

well tell your ceo i don't like him

[BCell]

If they had a website, I wonder whether the trolls would come and destroy it?

[Vinze]

[QUOTE=Kazumi;23376580]But does it have a page with comics and crosswords?[/QUOTE]

Nine across: Seven letter word used to describe American imperialist swines, commonly associated with heretics...

The comics are kinda bad, though, normally two frames:
[IMG]http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/8643/derpv.jpg[/IMG]

[CabooseRvB]

Get me a subscription of this.

[Warhol]

[quote=thisispain;23395864]i never got this jewish conspiracy thing

you get 20 of us into a room and we'll just fight over shit

[editline]08:47pm[/editline]

well tell your ceo i don't like him[/quote]

who took the last matzo ball!

[editline]06:12AM[/editline]

[QUOTE=Vinze;23396247]Nine across: Seven letter word used to describe American imperialist swines, commonly associated with heretics...

The comics are kinda bad, though, normally two frames:
[IMG]http://img594.imageshack.us/img594/8643/derpv.jpg[/IMG][/QUOTE]

They're anti-Zionist, not anti-Jewish

[lazyguy]

Hey Warhol that sounds awfully like you're defending Al Qaeda.

[editline]04:17PM[/editline]

Which I wouldn't put past you at all.

[DarkendSky]

"How To Build A Bomb In The Kitchen Of Your Mom"

Didn't really hire any translators, I guess.

[Warhol]

[QUOTE=lazyguy;23404645]Hey Warhol that sounds awfully like you're defending Al Qaeda.

[editline]04:17PM[/editline]

Which I wouldn't put past you at all.[/QUOTE]

They were created from the Afghan Mujahideen, who were anti-communists and anti-Soviet as well as anti-Secular Islamic Socialism. Plus they're terrorists. I may think they were wronged, but two wrongs don't make a right.

so no, i'm not supporting them. fuck off

[editline]07:10PM[/editline]

for the fucking record, the anti-Zionist comment was not me words, it was the words of the fucking spokesman of Al Qaeda.

[Dr. Fishtastic]

[QUOTE=Hellborg 45;23376020]
I'm not joking, this has pages on how to create a bomb in your moms kitchen.[/QUOTE]

Aw man, I've eaten so much I could [I]blow up[/I]

[ZomboJoe]

[QUOTE=Dr. Fishtastic;23407262]Aw man, I've eaten so much I could [I]blow up[/I][/QUOTE]

I have various times.

So does anyone know where I can get a copy? I must get those 72 virgins.

[jwk94]

[QUOTE=Kazumi;23376580]But does it have a page with comics and crosswords?[/QUOTE]

Yeah, I heard the comics have you [I]exploding[/I] with laughter.