Duke nukem Forever Billboard is smack dab next to a church and a elementary school - Polidicks

I read it as "This gun isn't going to fuck itself." Thereby indicating Duke enjoys sticking his penis up gunbarrels.

Maybe the church should move if they don't like it.

[QUOTE=An Armed Bear;30745123]That gun may not suck itself, but the game sure does :v:[/QUOTE] I don't care wether the game sucks or not - it acts as a statement saying fuck you to political correctness. It's quite refreshing.

It's like censoring "sex" in "sex: male"! Come the fuck on, they censored "suck" just to look cool

Two words "So what?", people need to stop bitching about this kind of stuff.

People need to blow it out their ass

Ahahaha... I'm betting Duke would approve...as do I XD I'm gonna try the free demo, just for giggles.

Really? Nobody noticed where it was going up?

For the people wondering, the "gun" in the billboard is referring to Dukes Dick.

IT MEANS COCK. GODDAMN. [editline]27th June 2011[/editline] i think

yeah take that churches and schools! [editline]28th June 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=demoguy08;30749287]it acts as a statement saying fuck you to political correctness.[/QUOTE] don't be stupid it's an advertisement the only thing putting it next to a church and a school states is that whoever put it there is extremely ignorant of who the game is targeted at

[QUOTE=Meatpuppet;30748750]Sorry my elementary school was full of bright people who knew homophones[/QUOTE] I suppose it also didn't have any 9 year olds in it?

It means fuck, thus implying that he's gonna stick it in you.

Perhaps, the blinked out word is 'shit', because Duke is implying his gun is going to be doing a lot of scary crap today, and any other pussy gun would shit its pants, but this gun ain't gonna shit itself. It's hardcore. Of course, guns can't shit themselves, but it's a personification. Probably because Duke likes his guns so much he sees them as people? I dunno. I also don't know why I'm trying to make sense of some billboard in a country I don't even live in

The problem is this game is PORNOGRAPHIC and porn causes people to think they can disrespect women and rape or murder them which is NOT TUE IN ANY WAY. Statistics show that porn is the leading cause of misogyny. women DESERVE ALL THE RESPECT MEN GET. You never see men shown as sex objects. We need to BAN DUKE NUKEM for our kids sake.

[QUOTE=BALLSANDASHWALL;30768468]You never see men shown as sex objects.[/QUOTE] You haven't seen my moms calendar then :v:

should have left the ad up.

[img]http://chanarchive.org/content/91_lit/1006865/1280964705941.jpg[/img] I think this is all we need to describe this. Duke Nukem FTW

[QUOTE=rosar0980;30771000][img]http://chanarchive.org/content/91_lit/1006865/1280964705941.jpg[/img] I think this is all we need to describe this. Duke Nukem FTW[/QUOTE] Hrrrnnngggg hard to control my rage when someone posts this utterly retarded and unfunny picture

[QUOTE=RubberFruit;30784674]Hrrrnnngggg hard to control my rage when someone posts this utterly retarded and unfunny picture[/QUOTE] It's an image macro. It doesn't have to be funny if it conveys the emotion he's feeling.

Oh god, this is winner.

Shield your eyes children, naughty things on that board.

the game sucks anyway

Did they seriously censor the word "shoot"? Thats pretty fucked up.

[QUOTE=cathal6606;30800294]Did they seriously censor the word "shoot"? Thats pretty fucked up.[/QUOTE] No...