[QUOTE=TwinkieHouse;17189146]Liberal brainwashing[/QUOTE]
I know right, makes me want to go smoke some pot and gay marry.
Oh for fuck sakes, I gotta sit though this speech tomorrow?
God damnit
Obama is advertising for Microsoft, Google, Facebook, and Apple.
I could shit out a better speech.
[QUOTE=Faunz;17189150]Bahahah!
[b]If you don't do that — if you quit on school — you're not just quitting on yourself, you're quitting on your country.
[/b]
Aaah America.[/QUOTE]
Aaah America
[editline]09:09AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=RichardNixon;17189167]I could shit out a better speech.[/QUOTE]
do it
My friend from highschool, who is an 18 year old senior, required permission to view Obama's message regarding education. Fucking ridiculous, hell will freeze over before a corrupted president is able to take over the United States.
Wow and everybody was like "hurf durf he is gun indoctornate ma chirdren!". Fucking idiots.
[QUOTE=RichardNixon;17189167]I could shit out a better speech.[/QUOTE]
"I am not a crook"
A+ speech there, tricky dick
[QUOTE=lulzbocks;17189171]do it[/QUOTE]
No but seriously, if he were president during the cold war the soviets would blitz us after hearing this:
[quote]Maybe you could be a good writer — maybe even good enough to write a book or articles in a newspaper — but you might not know it until you write a paper for your English class. Maybe you could be an innovator or an inventor — maybe even good enough to come up with the next iPhone or a new medicine or vaccine — but you might not know it until you do a project for your science class. Maybe you could be a mayor or a senator or a Supreme Court justice, but you might not know that until you join student government or the debate team.[/quote]
Maybe, maybe, maybe, might, maybe. Does our president have an ounce of courage, a tiny bit of confidence or at least a stub of what used to be a back bone?
Can't wait for all the racist remarks and "OBAMA GONA GET ASS-ASS-INAITED"s.
[QUOTE=Trotsky;17189196]"I am not a crook"
A+ speech there, tricky dick[/QUOTE]
Simple and to the point.
I can't wait too hear how everyone in my school thinks the speech is stupid because
"Omg big dem words dey hurrt"
[QUOTE=Pepin;17188906]The speech isn't really motivating. It's pretty boring.
Oh God, I can bet all the schools are going to make the students write essays about what Obama was saying in his speech. So glad I'm in college.[/QUOTE]
It won't be boring when he reads it. He'll be screaming it across America, to the tune of pokemon. It'll be the most entertaining thing this year.
I have to admit though, the speech was quite shit, then again it's written to be understood by the majority of elementary/highschool students.
[QUOTE=Alex_DeLarge;17189267]I have to admit though, the speech was quite shit, then again it's written to be understood by the majority of elementary/highschool students.[/QUOTE]
Probably written by an elementary student too.
[QUOTE=KorJax;17189260]It won't be boring when he reads it. He'll be screaming it across America, to the tune of pokemon. It'll be the most entertaining thing this year.[/QUOTE]
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P_nrxE4JSDY[/media]
Writer didn't account for the roughly 14000000004000000000000 "uh"s and "um"s that will be in this speech
[QUOTE=TH89;17189023][img]http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2007/stylewatch/blog/070730/avril_lavigne_300x400.jpg[/img]
HEY HEY YOU YOU
I DON'T LIKE YOUR PRESIDENT
HEY HEY YOU YOU
I THINK YOU NEED A NEW ONE[/QUOTE]
Last line is "no way no way, I think you need a new one." Get it the FUCK right GRAAARGHH!
I could piss out a better speech.
I think we've established that the speech itself is complete shit, but it's not made for the most of you... Oh wait....
[QUOTE=Uzi-Face;17189385]Last line is "no way no way, I think you need a new one." Get it the FUCK right GRAAARGHH![/QUOTE]
im sorry :(
tl;dr version:
[quote=Obama]Don't be lazy; you're all my bitches, and I expect you to [b]work[/b].
If you can't find your own career, I'll find one for you.[/quote]
[QUOTE=RichardNixon;17189226]No but seriously, if he were president during the cold war the soviets would blitz us after hearing this:
Maybe, maybe, maybe, might, maybe. Does our president have an ounce of courage, a tiny bit of confidence or at least a stub of what used to be a back bone?[/QUOTE]
You got your ass handed to you by Khrushchev... You're one to speak.
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3G5I9h6CFaM[/media]
[editline]04:54AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;17189433]crappy interpreted version:[/QUOTE]
Fixed.
[QUOTE=TH89;17189427]im sorry :([/QUOTE]
u beter be
[QUOTE=RichardNixon;17189226]No but seriously, if he were president during the cold war the soviets would blitz us after hearing this:
Maybe, maybe, maybe, might, maybe. Does our president have an ounce of courage, a tiny bit of confidence or at least a stub of what used to be a back bone?[/QUOTE]
You're right. He should have said
"You will become a motherfucking scientist, or I'm going to shove a nuke up your ass. And all you football players get in the goddamn military, this is a basket ball nation now. Fuck football and fuck you all.
Peace out."
[editline]04:06AM[/editline]
[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;17189433]tl;dr version:[/QUOTE]
Really, I thought he was just encouraging people.
Must've been [I]the liberal brainwashing![/I]
Obama is the first BLACK president. If you disagree with this speech, you are a RACIST.
:whatup:
[QUOTE=Trotsky;17189525]You got your ass handed to you by Khrushchev... You're one to speak. [/QUOTE]
I was only a young vice president at the time.
[QUOTE=Trotsky;17189525]
Fixed.[/QUOTE]
Haha yeah. I knew that wasn't what he was trying to say, but it kept going through my mind as I read it.
This didn't help that:
[quote]We need every single one of you to develop your talents, skills and intellect so you can help solve our most difficult problems. If you don't do that — if you quit on school — you're not just quitting on yourself, you're quitting on your country.[/quote]
It's un-American to be a quitter. :v:
[QUOTE=PvtCupcakes;17189433]tl;dr version:[/QUOTE]
More like "Don't be a fuckup generation and aspire to do good, productive things with your life. I'm the motherfucking president presenting a speech so I hope this changes your life"
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