Masturbation Fights against Prostate Cancer

[admiral_Cola]

My semen cures cancer.

[SomeRandomGuy18]

Old news.

[BoBt3hBuNnY]

Facepunch, the most prostate cancer free website.

[Comtochus]

[QUOTE=admiral_Cola;17835771]My semen cures cancer.[/QUOTE]
No, semen causes cancer when too much of it clogs up in your balls. You avoid cancer by pulling semen out, I'm sure you know what I mean.

[zeebiedeebie]

I won't get cancer, then.

[Bl4ck1ce]

You're all noobs.

You fap 3 times a day, pssh.

That is nothing. :pcgaming:

Well, it's nothing [b]COMPARED TO ME OF COURSE![/b]

:smug: 10 times a day bitches. I should get a small saying "Most fapping FPer"

[DuraFlex]

^ 20 Times a day, my dick is scab city:flashfap:

[HumanAbyss]

I'm safe! Fuck yes.

[Dyson6]

[QUOTE=DuraFlex;17838298]^ 20 Times a day, my dick is scab city:flashfap:[/QUOTE]

Pics?

[DuraFlex]

none for you

[Smirnoff Joe]

Well, to that I salute them. I fap a lot, so no prostate cancer for me.

[Alex_DeLarge]

You hear that?
[img]http://scrapetv.com/News/News%20Pages/Everyone%20Else/images/st-peters-basilica-vatican-city.jpg[/img]

Yeah.... Fuck you.

[Malumbre]

Apparently my wife wants me to get cancer because she doesn't like that I fap.

I'm not getting cancer though. :smug:

[The mouse]

[QUOTE=venn177;17834158]Well, 99.99% of facepunch won't get cancer now.[/QUOTE]one name
Stupid 07'er

[Takato]

I thought we already knew that, though.

[i_speel_good]

[quote]However, in what seems like an exact reversal to these findings, new research shows frequent masturbation actually increases your risk for EARLY prostate cancer. But this is specifically referring to men in their 20’s. The study did agree with the above findings in regards to older men, that your risk of getting prostate cancer was decreased if you ejaculated regularly via masturbation.[/quote]
Learn to read

[zorkypoo]

:fappery: Already on it

[foszor]

[img]http://i37.tinypic.com/s4avq0.jpg[/img]

Next time you see someone wearing one of these...

... think twice about shaking their hand.

[editline]12:17PM[/editline]

Or buy a bunch of these and hand them out to girls... then link them to the article.

[editline]12:18PM[/editline]

Everyone on FP needs one, too

[editline]12:18PM[/editline]

Fuck I could go on and on about these wristbands

[editline]12:19PM[/editline]

brb curing prostate cancer

[5tolognadriS]

[QUOTE=Yahnich;17833252]wtf why did you steal my avatar bitch[/QUOTE]

you mean made it better