Woman fends off dog attack by shoving her finger up it's ass
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I'd always heard about this sort of thing working, never believed it.
There are a lot of aggressive dogs in my neighborhood maybe I should start concealed carrying a dildo
This does work, I know someone who did it to her own dog
Kinky.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;46046525]Kick it in the ribcage, when 3 ribs go crack I bet it'll let go no matter how determined it is.
Dog problem fixed and you wont get dog feces on your finger[/QUOTE]
Dogs have armor for ribcages and skulls
that was probably a pain in the arse
I feel bad for the woman, dog attacks are terrifying and I would hate for my girlfriend to have to deal with an aggressive dog by herself. Again just yesterday me and my girlfriend went out to take my 13 year old dog for a walk, she's the most calm mannered dog who never even barks. Well my neighbors pitbull that they just let out the front door instead of taking the two seconds it would take to attach it to a chain, it came rushing from across the street, I pushed myself between my girlfriend and the attacking dog and took a step towards it and kicked it square in the head. It then reluctantly retreated far enough back that my girlfriend was able to get back into the house. This is the second time I've had to do exactly that, and about the 10th time it's attempted to attack my dog. Police wont do anything about it, and as much as I dislike the idea, that dog will most likely end up dead if the owners don't start taking care to keep it chained up.
Stephen Fry suggested doing that back in 2010 on QI.
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;46046525]Kick it in the ribcage, when 3 ribs go crack I bet it'll let go no matter how determined it is.
Dog problem fixed and you wont get dog feces on your finger[/QUOTE]
Good luck ever getting momentum enough to break the ribcage of a dog biting the shit out of you.
[QUOTE=Blue Meanie;46046875]i know i would[/QUOTE]
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