Man blames cat for child porn downloads - Polidicks

I lol'd.

[QUOTE=CORAL Q;16546393]Oh god this has to be the [highlight]lulziest[/highlight] thing I've heard in months.[/QUOTE] ummmmmmmmmmm what

Both wanted some 3-year old pussy. Cat had a bad influence on the guy.

[QUOTE=Adbor;16546686]Both wanted some 3-year old pussy. Cat had a bad influence on the guy.[/QUOTE] The cat [b]was[/b] a 3 year old pussy.

The funny thing is, you can't prove that it didn't happen. It probably didn't, but if it wasn't a thousand pictures then it would be in the realm of possibility.

[QUOTE=Kat of Night;16546749]The cat [b]was[/b] a 3 year old pussy.[/QUOTE] And hence it wanted to mate with another 3 year old pussy. And so did its owner.

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[QUOTE=Stickmoose;16547084][img]http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/9858/bugsflorida.gif[/img][/QUOTE] wow that is a cool gif you posted

[QUOTE=shibbypwwalkk;16547111]wow that is a cool gif you posted[/QUOTE] thx bRo

:wtc:

I like how both articles are the same except one ends with "It is unclear if he has an attorney." and the other ends with "It is unclear if the cat was neutered"

This is so ridiculous, I don't even need to make a pun.

ahahaha. I wonder if he made a bullshit excuse on purpose

Cats can now type specific things in, mouse the mouse and click it. I wonder if anyone believes him. :v:

Funny stuff

[QUOTE=Teh Zip File;16548229]I wonder if anyone believes him.[/QUOTE] I do.

Thats gotta be the dumbest fucking thing i ever heard.

Hahahhaa, funny funny florida ^^

IT WAS THE CAT I TELL YOU !!! THE CAT!!! [img]http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_y8qhm316y84/Re3z8bDt6KI/AAAAAAAAALY/f09cLnSIP2c/s400/evil-kitty.jpg[/img]

You make fun of him now, but just wait until the day this happens to one of you.

[QUOTE=Coldlead;16548219]ahahaha. I wonder if he made a bullshit excuse on purpose[/QUOTE] u mean catshit excuse

[QUOTE=HairyArmpit;16546336]hes gonna be guilty either way. a. hes fined for child porn and downloading music b. hes fined for downloading music lose/lose situation[/QUOTE] You can download music legally through iTunes etc...

[QUOTE=Cheesemonkey;16546779]The funny thing is, you can't prove that it didn't happen. It probably didn't, but if it wasn't a thousand pictures then it would be in the realm of possibility.[/QUOTE] Maybe it was a .rar file archive containing 1,000+ pictures.

Whether the cat really did it or not nobody will believe them.

[quote=andrew erickson]Oh snap, I am sorry. I accidentally gave you my friend's mixed music CD that I meant to keep here and install the music on my computer, I found the CD with the (final exam) on it. If there's some way I could send it to you, that would be great. I am sorry about that, and hope it didn't affect the grade at all. Again, if I could get that CD back so that I can install the music. Sorry for the mix up.[/quote] cp has had hilarious results and excuses before this.

I blamed my baby for downloading cat porn :downs:

[quote]It is unclear if the cat was neutered[/quote] What does THAT have to do with the child porn part? o_O

If I was the attorney or judge I would just tell him "Well it could be possible your cat accidentally downloaded child porn so we are dropping all child porn charges. On another note, you are being charged 4.3 billion dollars for illegal music downloads"

Well great, he's confessed to [i]another[/i] crime, downloading music illegally! That is just like saying "Well officer, I couldn't have robbed that bank today because I was robbing a convienence store when the bank robbery occurred!!!!: What an idiot.

floridaaaaaaaa our most fucked up state!