[QUOTE=ken18;16551936]I blamed my baby for downloading cat porn :downs:[/QUOTE]Cat porn...
... Oh god, you mean bestiality...
... I don't even need to say it.
Missed mah automerge!
[QUOTE=Doug52392;16552020]Well great, he's confessed to [i]another[/i] crime, downloading music illegally! That is just like saying "Well officer, I couldn't have robbed that bank today because I was robbing a convienence store when the bank robbery occurred!!!!:
What an idiot.[/QUOTE]
Downloading music is a lot less worse than having CP.
[QUOTE=lmaoboat;16552194]Downloading music is a lot less worse than having CP.[/QUOTE]
I don't know. It is bad, and being labeled with it for the rest of your life and the jail time... However, with the music industry making ridiculous claims and the price of downloading 1 song is like $26,000 I would rather take the CP...
Being in debt of $4,000,000 is harder to over come than CP charges.
I don't see how downloading music illegally is bad other than the fact that you can be fined for it.
Except how did they find out what we was doing on his own private computer. If it involved that kind of privacy invasion fuck the children.
[QUOTE=matey9;16553041]Except how did they find out what we was doing on his own private computer. If it involved that kind of privacy invasion [b]fuck the children.[/b][/QUOTE]
Hahah, oh wow.
:lol:
If all the cp content found was downloaded in just a short period of time like a few minutes, then the cat excuse involving a few accidental clicks could be a possibility.
If all the content found downloaded was spread over a very long time period, then there's no way the cat could have done it.
[QUOTE=toastedspyro;16553113]If all the cp content found was downloaded in just a short period of time like a few minutes, then the cat excuse involving a few accidental clicks could be a possibility.
If all the content found downloaded was spread over a very long time period, then there's no way the cat could have done it.[/QUOTE]
"He said his cat frequently hopped on the keyboard when the PC was left on."
Long time period.
People say the dumbest things when they are caught.
If I see that fucking cat dowload CP one more time...
/obligatorymemepost
It would suck if this actually happened, and nobody would believe you.
[QUOTE=A Gnome;16553948]I want to download some CP too.
where are they finding those sites dammit.[/QUOTE]
[url]http://www.fbi.gov/[/url]
Send these guys your name and address, and they'll hook you up.
my dog did the same thing
Maybe the cat accidentally clicked a bad link, which installed a virus that downloaded the porn?
Possible? Unlikely? You decide!
I wonder how they catch these guys?
[QUOTE=Squad;16554165]I wonder how they catch these guys?[/QUOTE]
Must be tough. He's clearly a criminal mastermind.
[QUOTE=JohnnyMo1;16554200]Must be tough. He's clearly a criminal mastermind.[/QUOTE]
Well duh, any self-respecting evil genius has a cat!
[QUOTE=Doug52392;16552020]Well great, he's confessed to [i]another[/i] crime, downloading music illegally! That is just like saying "Well officer, I couldn't have robbed that bank today because I was robbing a convienence store when the bank robbery occurred!!!!:
What an idiot.[/QUOTE]
RIAA: [i]"We need to throw him in jail for years! Use him as an example for all the other scum out there!
Child porn? He did that too? Who gives a shit?"[/i]
Why did they add "It is unclear if the cat was neutered" on the end of the report?
Is that meant to be some kind of joke...?
he certainly had a [b]cat[/b]astrophic punishment
Haha, wow, the things some people use as excuses...
My cat does that too.
[QUOTE=Doriol;16545596]Amazing. Spot-on journalism.[/QUOTE]
I was going to post that too
[editline]01:18AM[/editline]
But, you know, those cats can be real pedophiles.
[QUOTE=G71tc4;16555810]My cat does that too.[/QUOTE]
Yes, as does mine.
>.>
<.<
My cat illegally downloaded 7 movies last night, this thing happens all the time I swear
I don't even have a cat and it somehow managed to download illegal files
He really should of shut up about downloading music. He could of said something else :/ now he's made it worse for himself.
BREAKING NEWS: CAT ARRESTED FOR DOWNLOADING CHILD PORNOGRAPY, MORE AT 6
capzs
[QUOTE=A Gnome;16557609]I still want some child porn.[/QUOTE]
You ain't getting any, if anyone in here would hint you anything then he/she would be permbanned, and I doubt anyone here knows any hints about it anyway.
Its so stupid to download child porn, ISPs have sites marked where most commonly CP is downloaded and then they just browse trough the stuff what is downloaded.
A friend of mine worked at a ISP and he had to do it sometimes.
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