I would SO like to have a cat like that. I would come home and say: "Ah, cat, are you downloading child porn again? You sick bastard."
This is why ShotaCat shouldn't be kept as a pet.
He should have had a password on his PC and a different user for the cat :D
[QUOTE=MR-X;16545649]Apparently the cat was brought in on charges, the cat was an accessory to the crime.
Here is the suspects mugshot.
[img]http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5294/ijviijicuxytbkisxx.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Look at his face,
He's obviously the criminal
Wtf? Ghhahaahah! Thats just stupid if he thinks the police will believe in that.
[QUOTE=Daniellynet;16624443]Wtf? Ghhahaahah! Thats just stupid if he thinks the police will believe in that.[/QUOTE]
If you're caught your caught.
I'd probably mess around if i knew i was boned.
[QUOTE=AustinM;16582080]Maybe the cat was looking for cat porn but accidently brought up child porn? (CP = [b]cat[/b] porn)[/QUOTE]
Or maybe the cat was trying to frame his owner because he always gets the dry food.
this isnt funny guys my cat does that too
^^^^ Then have a password
Clearly it was the man who downloaded the child pornography, as cats have great difficulty typing.
We do not. Shut the hell up.
Sorry guys, forgot to close facepunch. The cat did it.
I don't see why they put him on a $250,000 bond and treat him like he killed 5 men. They need to just send him to some classes to get it worked out instead labeling him as a sex offender and probably ruining his whole life.
[QUOTE=Ragy;16646690]I don't see why they put him on a $250,000 bond and treat him like he killed 5 men. They need to just send him to some classes to get it worked out instead labeling him as a sex offender and probably ruining his whole life.[/QUOTE]
He is a sex offender, he's downloading CP which means he is intrested in children.... he could of done something worse to a child later. Though he did not do it as obviously the cat did it.
[QUOTE=AzzyMaster;16646874]He is a sex offender, he's downloading CP which means he is intrested in children.... he could of done something worse to a child later. Though he did not do it as obviously the cat did it.[/QUOTE]
Saying that "he could of done something worse to a child later" is like saying if you own a gun we should lock you up because you might rob a bank with it. It was his own private fantasy. We don't have freedom of our own minds.
[QUOTE=Destroyertf;16589708]I would SO like to have a cat like that. I would come home and say: "Ah, cat, are you downloading child porn again? You sick bastard."[/QUOTE]
And then the feds would turn up and cart you off to jail because no one would believe you.
[QUOTE=MR-X;16545649]Apparently the cat was brought in on charges, the cat was an accessory to the crime.
Here is the suspects mugshot.
[img]http://img26.imageshack.us/img26/5294/ijviijicuxytbkisxx.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
I would hit it. :smug:
It was looking for little pussy
:whoptc:
What the fuck.
[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;16545576][url=http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/08/07/man_blames_cat/]Source 1[/url]
[url=http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/wire/sns-ap-us-odd-child-pornography-cat,1,2446879.story]Source 2[/url][/QUOTE]
This would be P funny if it turned out it actually was the cat.
How did they catch him? Were they spying on him?
He didn't frame the cat, the cat framed him. The cat knew they wouldn't believe him, so he downloaded it all while he was sleeping and called the cops, and now he's in jail and the cat is chilling back at his house and may or may not be fapping to the child porn he downloaded, because they aren't sure if he's neutered or not :v:
Next thing we hear, will be that cats grow drugs!
CP laws are bullshit, apparently you can get prosecuted if you accidentally download shit.
That most likely wasn't the case if he has 1000+ images though.
[QUOTE=Stickmoose;16547084][img]http://img29.imageshack.us/img29/9858/bugsflorida.gif[/img][/QUOTE]
I agree
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[QUOTE=MrProudfoot;16585988]it'd be cool if it was california[/QUOTE]
I do not agree
[QUOTE=IdiotStorm;16545576][url=http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/08/07/man_blames_cat/]Source 1[/url]
[url=http://www.latimes.com/news/nationworld/nation/wire/sns-ap-us-odd-child-pornography-cat,1,2446879.story]Source 2[/url][/QUOTE]
That cat is fucking sick.
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