[QUOTE=Teh_Cheese;17546592][img]http://www.electricscotland.com/thomson/images/20.19%20AdolfHitler.jpg[/img]
you tell me that looks like a girl.
seriously, THAT IS NOT A GIRL'S FACE.[/QUOTE]
I'd hit it.
A week from now they'll realize that the skull is from Hitler's wife or something.
[QUOTE=Hamsterman;17546395]The fucker just shaved his moustache and walked right out the building without anyone noticing.[/QUOTE]
lmao! funny
[QUOTE=Rombishead;17546999]lmao! funny[/QUOTE]
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Hitler was pretty pale, I think he needed more of [b]The Sun[/b].
am i doin it rite
[QUOTE=Teh_Cheese;17546592][img]http://www.electricscotland.com/thomson/images/20.19%20AdolfHitler.jpg[/img]
you tell me that looks like a girl.
seriously, THAT IS NOT A GIRL'S FACE.[/QUOTE]
why does his left eye seem to be staring at something other than what the right is?
Rule 34 on a girl Hitler.
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It isn't like he's still alive.
He is 120 years old this year.
Well fuck.
:synpa:
Some German historian named Adolf lives across the street...
:ohdear:
The Sun.
Even assuming this is true all this means is the inept commies dug up his wife's corpse and not his.
[QUOTE=Lankist;17547125]The Sun.
Even assuming this is true all this means is the inept commies dug up his wife's corpse and not his.[/QUOTE]
It's in more than the sun...
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;17547102]It isn't like he's still alive.
He is 120 years old this year.[/QUOTE]
Happy birthday hitler
[QUOTE=OvB;17546664]This was on the history channel some time ago. It was one of those shows like Mystery Quest or something. They filled out papers and shit to see the skull Russia claimed to have and tested it and it turned out female. They also tested some other DNA samples the Russians claimed to have taken from the bunker. And looked into eye witness reports of people seeing Hitlers body in the room after he shot himself. Can't remember the results however.[/QUOTE]
Ya I saw that too and also missed the results but it must of been his wife and his is most likely lost forever or in some really rich persons house
So what could've actually happened to Hitler? Let's go over it.
Does that bunker even exist anymore?
Maybe he has secret escape tunnels? It really wouldn't suprise me...at all. Infact it seems more logical than this guy ever killing himself.
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;17547212]Does that bunker even exist anymore?[/QUOTE]
bunkers these days don't last 7 hours. Whole fuckin alien race took over Earth.
[QUOTE=Cypher_09;17547217]Maybe he has secret escape tunnels? It really wouldn't suprise me...at all. Infact it seems more logical than this guy ever killing himself.[/QUOTE]
An old rumour suggests he escaped to Argentina.
If anybody know it will be his sisters family who still live today. Yes, the Hitler name technically lives today.
only the frau's who pissed on him for his sexual pleasure will only really know :godwin:
[QUOTE=Dan2593;17547233]An old rumour suggests he escaped to Argentina.
If anybody know it will be his sisters family who still live today. Yes, the Hitler name technically lives today.[/QUOTE]
Technically? It isn't technically there are descendants with the name 'Hitler'. :v:
[B]If[/B] he survived it's probable that he left Germany with one of those subs carrying all the important Nazis, afterall it's not hard to immagine that Hitler had a small tunnel to escape (which could be several kilometers long) in his bunker. If he did escape he probably went to some South American country with all the others (most probably Argentina)
And unless I'm mistaken (which I could be), Eva Braun only took a cyanide capsule, and did not shoot herself. But the skull piece does have a bullet hole, right?
Personally I think that this skull thing is a fake made on order of Stalin most probably, they probably took a random piece of skull they found somewhere and either shot it or found one with a bullet hole. They probably didn't think of the gender.
I do believe that Hitler did die in that bunker, but who knows maybe he did escape. But even if he did he is dead now (I doubt he would live this long).
[img]http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090728/hitler_00.jpg[/img]
He is a girl in disguise
[quote=jewels;17547295][img]http://izismile.com/img/img2/20090728/hitler_00.jpg[/img]
he is a girl in disguise[/quote]
spy!
[QUOTE=pop_you;17547335]spy![/QUOTE]
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My mum just said then:
"I'm so glad that my nan and grandad didn't know, and I'm also glad most of that generation don't know either"
That is assuming he did make it out alive, which is more than likely.
Na, he's in a small boarding house in Minehead, Somerset with people called Mr Bimmler and Ron Ribbentrop. His new name is" Mr Hilter"
Wow. I was just thinking about this sort of thing earlier.
I love 'what if' movies and books, where the author/writer explores alternate histories, like 'what if the Nazis had won' or 'what if Hitler had never been born'.
I was also thinking about how the parents of people like Hitler must be freaking out since the films of the 70's-2000's; what's the first logical thing people are going to do in the future? Go back to the past and take out the bastards that started the shit.
Excuse the language.
So tell that to the freaking Elvis and MJ fans..who still think their alive
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