• DNA test shows Hitler skull is female
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[QUOTE=MachiniOs;17549536]Hitler is probably laughing in his condo in Argentina.[/QUOTE] At 120 I doubt he'd be doing much chuckling.
[QUOTE=MrBob1337;17549523]I bet he fell in with a surrendering Wehermercrat unit and waltzed out of the camp in a couple weeks.[/QUOTE] You don't moonwalk out of the gulags in few weeks.
This must mean Hitler is still alive, but as said in this thread, as a cyborg. He's in hiding in Argentina waiting to be able to ressurect his zombie nazi army, along with summoning his new neo-nazi followers, and take over the world. Cyborg Hitler's right eye can detect Aryans making it easier for him to demolish the non-aryans, and his moustache hides the device which emitts deadly toxins out at will to which he is immune to. His left hand can shoot bullets and his right hand shoots rockets at will when he does his Hitler salute. Well, Hitler was terrified of dying ;) It's a shame the rest of the gang are dead though. Himmler, Goering and Goebbels. That could have been one heck of a reunion.
The thing that scares me is that some people believe that The Sun is a reputable news source.
[QUOTE=Luxo;17549831]The thing that scares me is that some people believe that The Sun is a reputable news source.[/QUOTE] OP doesn't mention The Sun though :S unless I misread something?
hes on the moon
I thought he was killed? Well he was in that Tarantino Documentary.
This was also on Sky News. Not just the Sun.
[QUOTE=Halp;17549928]I thought he was killed? Well he was in that Tarantino Documentary.[/QUOTE] lol
[QUOTE=Halp;17549928]I thought he was killed? Well he was in that Tarantino Documentary.[/QUOTE] :rimshot:
[QUOTE=Chrisordie;17549720]At 120 I doubt he'd be doing much chuckling.[/QUOTE] He's in his mech brain robot, which can't laugh. It can only yell in German and shoot missiles.
I wonder what kind of chaos would happen if he suddenly appeared on TV to give a speech... Damn that would cause some serious panic.
How do they know it isn't the skull of Magda Goebbles? She was also shot.
[QUOTE=acds;17550129]I wonder what kind of chaos would happen if he suddenly appeared on TV to give a speech... Damn that would cause some serious panic.[/QUOTE] How the hell would he get to a TV show. "Sup, I'm Hitler now do my makeup."
Why do you people keep saying Hitler might have escape to South America? The Atlantic ocean was heavily guarded by the Allies and Berlin was surrounded by the Russians, British, Americans, Canadians, French and the Italians. There is no way Hitler could have escaped Berlin
[QUOTE=BCell;17550196]Why do you people keep saying Hitler might have escape to South America? The Atlantic ocean was heavily guarded by the Allies and Berlin was surrounded by the Russians, British, Americans, Canadians, French and the Italians. There is no way Hitler could have escaped Berlin[/QUOTE] Well obviously he had a skull transplant so he could disguise himself as a woman
[QUOTE=BCell;17550196]Why do you people keep saying Hitler might have escape to South America? The Atlantic ocean was heavily guarded by the Allies and Berlin was surrounded by the Russians, British, Americans, Canadians, French and the Italians. There is no way Hitler could have escaped Berlin[/QUOTE] Cyborg-Hitler could.
[QUOTE=Lankist;17547125]Even assuming this is true all this means is the inept commies dug up his wife's corpse and not his.[/QUOTE] No, it means Stalin planted a female skull when he stole Hitler's to fashion it into a chalice from which to drink the blood of his enemies.
[QUOTE=BCell;17550196]Why do you people keep saying Hitler might have escape to South America? The Atlantic ocean was heavily guarded by the Allies and Berlin was surrounded by the Russians, British, Americans, Canadians, French and the Italians. There is no way Hitler could have escaped Berlin[/QUOTE] Well a U-boat transporting Uranium made it all the way to the Pacific, and many more U-boats escaped transporting important members of the nazi party, so I don't really see a big problem in escaping. Also if he did escape he probably had a very long underground tunnel, he surely did not leave the tunnel untill he was far away from Berlin.
He's still alive, he's just on the moon. Damn it, why do I always have to be late for everything :frown:
[QUOTE=TrueNash;17549962]This was also on Sky News. Not just the Sun.[/QUOTE] Because they're more reputable...
[QUOTE=Luxo;17549831]The thing that scares me is that some people believe that The Sun is a reputable news source.[/QUOTE] IT ISNT JUST IN THE SUN google it fucking
Incoming nazi porn. Just you wait, I'll bet they'll make it.
The only thing that concerns me about this is that he might have had the opportunity to produce children if he wasn't killed. And I think someone like Hitler shouldn't have the right to experience the joy of having children.
[QUOTE=Killuah;17551164]The only thing that concerns me about this is that he might have had the opportunity to produce children if he wasn't killed. And I think someone like Hitler shouldn't have the right to experience the joy of having children.[/QUOTE] Joy? I feel sorry for my parents... or any parents, really. Kids are right arseholes, I can't see why anybody would want to have one. I have no urge to reproduce (or have sex even) at all.
[QUOTE=Zebon;17546384]Well if he didn't die via that way he is certainly dead of old age.[/QUOTE] but people would like to know what he'd have been doing for the other 30-40 years he had on this planet personally, i think he WAS killed, but the russians just got the wrong body :v:
[QUOTE=Kilgore 2nd;17548648]Maybe someone just took the origional remains as some sort of ghastly souvenier and replaced it with that skull before it was taken to wherever.[/QUOTE] I think that might be the case, the Russians moved the remains many many times. [editline]04:38PM[/editline] [QUOTE=sltungle;17551189]Joy? I feel sorry for my parents... or any parents, really. Kids are right arseholes, I can't see why anybody would want to have one. I have no urge to reproduce (or have sex even) at all.[/QUOTE] That's not the kids fault, I know quite a few nice and well raised kids and I think the parents are happy with them.
The russians must have the real hitler preserved in stasis.
Are they sure it wasn't Eva Braun's Body?
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