[QUOTE=Killuah;17551197]I think that might be the case, the Russians moved the remains many many times.
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That's not the kids fault, I know quite a few nice and well raised kids and I think the parents are happy with them.[/QUOTE]
Apparently I was (and still am, I suppose) a 'good' child. Well mannered, kind, helpful, not violent, etc, etc. My parents have definitely done one hell of a job raising me. But even so... I feel that I've probably put them through a fuck load of entirely unnecessary frustration and pain and all of that stuff.
[QUOTE=Fennek11;17548037][MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bpvqn0fT1OY[/MEDIA][/QUOTE]
So that's why Hitler was never seen in any Red Alert games. I must admit I never played the first and was unaware of how the series began. This is very interesting, especially since RA3 did the same thing to Einstein.
As for the topic at hand. Who cares how he died. The war ended with his apparent death and he was never heard from again, obviously to never harm anyone from then on.
They found teeth back then in the ashes where his and Eva Braun's corpses were set on fire, and they were able to identify the teeth as their's (they had prints from a doctor or something). So this doesn't really show anything, just that some exhibits were labelled wrong in a Russian museum.
[sp]Or maybe he just pulled some teeth and is sitting in the White House AS WE SPEAK[/sp]
[img]http://www.venturebroswiki.com/vbw2/images/3/30/Girl_Hitler.jpg[/img]
Venture Brothers had it right all along.
Man, that is one UGLY women.
NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN!!!
Actually, I find that quite amusing, it looks like history books need to be rewritten.
[QUOTE=hurts;17546958]If it is true that they got the wrong skull, it means jack. Hitler probably still died in that bunker, even if we didn't gather the remains.[/QUOTE]
Even if he didn't, he's gotta be dead by now.
[QUOTE=Malumbre;17558532]Even if he didn't, he's gotta be dead by now.[/QUOTE]
Unless he transplanted his brain into one of those immortal jellyfish.
Explains the one testicle
ITT: Half the posters think the article is suggesting that Hitler was a girl.
[QUOTE=Canned Induvidual;17546410]Never trust a communist.[/QUOTE]
You're right, we should trust Fascists instead.
[QUOTE=Teh_Cheese;17546592][img]http://www.electricscotland.com/thomson/images/20.19%20AdolfHitler.jpg[/img]
you tell me that looks like a girl.
seriously, THAT IS NOT A GIRL'S FACE.[/QUOTE]
The scientist discovered that Hitler may have escaped and had someone die in his place as a cover-up. It isn't calling him a woman.
Transvestite?!
This only reinforces my theory that Hitler is actually...
[SPOILER]Mily Cyrus.[/SPOILER]
[QUOTE=ryandaniels;17560129]ITT: Half the posters think the article is suggesting that Hitler was a girl.[/QUOTE]
ITT: The other half believes that Hitler is in Argentina.
Incoming pictures of a dick in the bullet hole.
[QUOTE=WWIII;17561630]Incoming pictures of a dick in the bullet hole.[/QUOTE]
God damn you
His body is currently frozen in a nazi space base, concealed in the dark side of the moon. In 2012 the Fuhrer will rise yet again to lead his troops and their disc shaped ships to conquer the unknowing inhabitants of planet earth. And if that doesn't work, there's always Die Glocke. Everyone knows that. :downsgun:
hitler is still alive and living in uraguay
[QUOTE=Zebon;17546384]Well if he didn't die via that way he is certainly dead of old age.[/QUOTE]
[img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AxBTNrKnDN8/SUBQeeirhYI/AAAAAAAAAoQ/HMjIeZNfMFQ/s400/HitlerZombie-756531.jpg[/img]
[QUOTE=Jewsus;17562485][img]http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_AxBTNrKnDN8/SUBQeeirhYI/AAAAAAAAAoQ/HMjIeZNfMFQ/s400/HitlerZombie-756531.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
You just gave EA another COD idea
[QUOTE=PVTdrone536;17562819]You just gave EA another COD idea[/QUOTE]
It's Activision, not EA.
[QUOTE=Edthefirst;17561485]ITT: The other half believes that Hitler is in Argentina.[/QUOTE]
When the Fourth Reich rises from the jungles we will see who is prepared.
Hang on, when was Hitler actually born?
He could still be alive.
Hitler is alive,
I know it,
I met him,
He was a pretty nice guy,
Well, until he saw a Jew...
He was born in 1889... He could still be alive, albeit it is highly unlikely. Due to the corpse being that of a female it technically nullfies there being any concrete evidence that Hitler died. True, you have witness statements, yet said witness statements come from his most trusted and loyal servants who could easily lie to protect him.
[QUOTE=Gishank;17565545]He was born in 1889... He could still be alive, albeit it is highly unlikely. Due to the corpse being that of a female it technically nullfies there being any concrete evidence that Hitler died. True, you have witness statements, yet said witness statements come from his most trusted and loyal servants who could easily lie to protect him.[/QUOTE]
My great grandmother was born in 1905 and she's still alive, rare but it happens.
If he was still alive today, he'd be what? 111?
Woah, imagine 111-year-old senile Hitler:
"Wo ist mein valking schtick?"
He'd be 120, which'd make him the oldest person ever on recorded history.
EDIT;
Ignore the above, I fail at maths. /facepalms.
[quote=victor leferve;17565602]my great grandmother was born in 1905 and she's still alive, rare but it happens.
If he was still alive today, he'd be what? 111?
Woah, imagine 111-year-old senile hitler:
"wo ist mein valking schtick?"[/quote]
120...
The nazis probably cremated hitlers body so that they would never get his body. The allies tried to find a sosia so they could say they got him, but it was proved to be fake.
The russians took some bones, and sayed it was hitlers bones. Now its proven.
Nothing to see here, hitler wasnt a tranny, or a girl, move along.
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