Gotta admit though, he was one clever mother fucker.
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God dammed robot-nazi dinosaurs...
[QUOTE=Mr. Someguy;17547212]Does that bunker even exist anymore?[/QUOTE]
No. It was demolished in the 60s in a huge explosion. It's now a patch of grass not too far from the Reichstag surrounded by a road and some blocks of flats. Oh and an information board.
Even if he didn't shoot himself, which is unlikely, how is a man who happens to look a whole lot like Hitler supposed to escape from Berlin when it's filled with Allied soldiers and in tiny pieces?
:bigtran:
I'd still hit it.
It was on history channel, Its true.
Hilter was a girl LOLOLOLLLLLLLLLLOL
[QUOTE=sltungle;17551189]Joy? I feel sorry for my parents... or any parents, really. Kids are right arseholes, I can't see why anybody would want to have one.
I have no urge to reproduce (or have sex even) at all.[/QUOTE]
I don't want kids either, but for many people it is a joy.
Still Cyborg Hitler is impotent, his genitals had to be removed for extra bullet storage space.
This was on the history channel DAMN
[QUOTE=mgear;17549478][img]http://img299.imageshack.us/img299/7059/hmserbekantuten3.jpg[/img][/QUOTE]
Its 2:55?
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See WW2 would've never happened if that bitch stayed in the kitchen.
Dude I think the weather balloon just went home.
"Bellantoni reportedly show that the skull belonged to a 40-year-old woman."
Hitler didn't die, he was probably in like Svalbard or something with like a super secret underground super organization.
We are so fucked.
:tinfoil:
"The Nazi high command had been making plans since 1943 to get out of Germany and to set up a Fourth Reich mainly in South America so they had no need to die in situ in Germany."
[QUOTE=Amez;17577620]See WW2 would've never happened if that bitch stayed in the kitchen.[/QUOTE]
future womanizer who wonders why women can't look at him
[QUOTE=Amez;17577620]See WW2 would've never happened if that bitch stayed in the kitchen.[/QUOTE]
lmao (laughing my a** off)
[QUOTE=SigmaLambda;17579454]lmao (laughing my a** off)[/QUOTE]
Cool.
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[QUOTE=Wallettheifv3;17579366]future womanizer who wonders why women can't look at him[/QUOTE]
I get more than you. :smug:
[QUOTE=Reflectent;17546416]ROBO-HITLER.
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He secretly won, we're all just people hooked up to simulations in the Reichstag.
FP.
WE ARE THE SAVIORS OF THIS SIMULA
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Spectacular bump.
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Someone lured me into this thread.
I don't know how.
But someone trapped me.
Did you know that Hitler only had one testicle?
It's true!
Maybe the jews knew his secret
lol i was just like to all my friends
They found out hitlers skill was female!
And then i saw the post date and i was angry
He escaped, ran to the Die Glocke facility and travelled in time to take over the future.
It's entirely possible.
[QUOTE=Cathbadh;17546756]Un mess vis ze girl,
UND YOU GET ZE HITLAH![/QUOTE]
I kinda wish "Ze Hitlah!" was a wrestling move.
Reverse trap.
So has there been any updates about this
why bump...?
this thread was stupid anyway, now being made interesting by Wolfenstein 3D :D
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The fuck?
For many years after the war, Hitler's body was held in a bunker in the German Democratic Republic. It was probably given to the Russians who could still have it in cold storage.
[QUOTE=OvB;17546664]This was on the history channel some time ago. It was one of those shows like Mystery Quest or something. They filled out papers and shit to see the skull Russia claimed to have and tested it and it turned out female. They also tested some other DNA samples the Russians claimed to have taken from the bunker. And looked into eye witness reports of people seeing Hitlers body in the room after he shot himself. Can't remember the results however.[/QUOTE]
He took a cyanide capsule, shot himself with a Walther PPK and was carried by SS guards outside of the fuhrerbunker wrapped in a cloth and thrown into a shell crater. The guards then used petrol to try and burn his body which proved difficult due to being shot at here and there and artillery strikes.
Funfact, French SS soldiers from the 1st French division "Charlemagne" guarded the fuhrer bunker after everyone had left till the last man. How ironic.
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[QUOTE=Fhux;21481788]Did you know that Hitler only had one testicle?
It's true![/QUOTE]
no it isn't
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