• Mars condemns deep-frying their products
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[QUOTE=Scotty.;37552670]It'd be a bit more difficult with ice cream since it will have a much lower melting point. With the mars bar you dip it in batter, and fry it for maybe 20 seconds max until the batter goes solid and the chocolate melts a bit. Ice cream wouldn't last 5 seconds :L Plus it'd soak through the batter haha.[/QUOTE] Ah, but they have the chocolate outer covering. Hence why I thought it might be possible.
[QUOTE=TestECull;37552137]Oh come on Mars, leave it alone already. [B]I don't think there's a single adult on this planet stupid enough to think a deep fried candy bar is in any way remotely healthy.[/B][/QUOTE] [img]http://www.facepunch.com/image.php?u=104119&dateline=1327292395[/img]<
[QUOTE=dass;37552188]People EAT that? That looks like dog shit. Literal dog shit.[/QUOTE] Seriously you should try it, all the chocolate and caramel and shit goes all warm and gooey in the middle when it's fried, it's so good.
My English teacher did this with us on one of our last days of school. I really liked it. Two was enough though. Our PE teacher who walked by looked at us with a disapproving facial expression and was not amused when she offered him one to try.
Yes, look at all these healthy products that Mars Inc sells! [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars,_Incorporated#Products_for_human_consumption[/url] Nothing unhealthy there whatsoever!
I've had a Deep Fried Mars Bar, I was full for the entire day. Literally, I am not inexperienced with eating, but that thing took me ten minutes. It's like 3,000 calories. Also it tastes like if you just got pure sex, and just condensed it somehow, then covered in chocolate and deep fried it in batter. [editline]5th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=RayvenQ;37553148]Yes, look at all these healthy products that Mars Inc sells! [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars,_Incorporated#Products_for_human_consumption[/url] Nothing unhealthy there whatsoever![/QUOTE] What about [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seeds_of_Change[/url]
[QUOTE=RubberFruit;37553175]I've had a Deep Fried Mars Bar, I was full for the entire day. Literally, I am not inexperienced with eating, but that thing took me ten minutes. It's like 3,000 calories. Also it tastes like if you just got pure sex, and just condensed it somehow, then covered in chocolate and deep fried it in batter. [editline]5th September 2012[/editline] What about [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seeds_of_Change[/url][/QUOTE] I doubt it's 3000 calories, since a whole mars bar itself is under 300 and the batter and frying wouldn't add 2 and a half thousand calories or more.
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;37553230]I doubt it's 3000 calories, since a whole mars bar itself is under 300 and the batter and frying wouldn't add 2 and a half thousand calories or more.[/QUOTE] I don't know, but it was one of those big sized ones. And the batter was not used sparingly :v:
[QUOTE=RayvenQ;37553148]Yes, look at all these healthy products that Mars Inc sells! [url]http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars,_Incorporated#Products_for_human_consumption[/url] Nothing unhealthy there whatsoever![/QUOTE] It's fine as long as they put "Enjoy as part of a healthy and balanced lifestyle" on the packet
Are there any places in London that sell deep-fried mars bars? Preferably near the Docklands? Also, can it Mars; if we want to deep-fry your flagship product, we're gonna fucking deep-fry your flagship product, so just deal with it (not by taking action; that's a cunt move). I'm not Scottish, but I approve of deep-fried Mars bars as a delicacy, no matter how the big wigs feel about it. It's like if the Coca Cola company or the Jack Daniel Distillery said "Ugh, JD and Coke is a totally gay cocktail; we don't approve of it"; sooo many people would be all "[B]Fuck off and deal with it you Conservative twats[/B]" and continue enjoying the cocktail.
I only know this from that GTA:VC cheatcode that makes Tommy fat
[QUOTE=matt.ant;37551496]Mars has written to the owners saying the[B] product is not authorised or endorsed as it does not fit the company's promotion of healthy living.[/QUOTE] You're joking right? It's a fucking chocolate bar. There's nothing healthy about it...
People seriously do this? I thought it was just some running joke
[QUOTE=ironman17;37553321]Are there any places in London that sell deep-fried mars bars? Preferably near the Docklands?[/QUOTE] Best thing to do is just ask your local chippy if they'll do it for you, and if not ask some other nearby ones.
I dont usually get disgusted but holy shit that pic in the OP
Gotta give them at least a little credit. A terrible example I know, but they'd do the same thing if someone figured out how to make an explosive out of a Mars bar. ........................Off topic, but I am now reminded that I haven't been able to find a Mars With Almonds here in Brooklyn, New York in 8 years. I miss them.
[QUOTE=Terminutter;37552211]If you've seen dog shit that looks like that, tell the owner to take the dog to a vet.[/QUOTE] You've never seen dried out shit on the sidewalk after several days out in the sun and open air?
Deep fried snickers are where it's at.
[QUOTE=Jurikuer;37553380]You're joking right? It's a fucking chocolate bar. There's nothing healthy about it...[/QUOTE] But chocolate has antioxidants in it! And [URL="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-523196/Vitamin-E-supplements-cause-27-cent-increase-lung-cancer.html"]vitamins cause cancer.[/URL]
[QUOTE=Jurikuer;37553380]You're joking right? It's a fucking chocolate bar. There's nothing healthy about it...[/QUOTE] high-cacao chocolate with little or no sugar isn't terrible for you in reasonable amounts the cacao itself actually has some positive health effects
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;37553393]People seriously do this? I thought it was just some running joke[/QUOTE] It's fucking delicious.
When straight out of the fryer they are nice. When they are cold they are not so nice.
I've had one at a fancy expensive restaurant. It was still disgusting even there.
[QUOTE=Catdaemon;37551568]Am I missing something here? Mars bars? Healthy, active lifestyle?[/QUOTE] well they did relabel ALL of their king size candy bars to "sharing size" without chaining the amount you get inside they make you feel like an ass hole now for eating a "king" size candy bar
I don't really agree with fast food/confectionery companies banging on about healthy living considering what they sell, but it's not as if they can tell people to eat less, haha.
Oh I thought the martians were trying to deep-fry the rover when I read the title.
Fuck, I need to try this. But I don't know anyone that deep fries Mars bars. :(
God damn, just the idea of deep-fried anything makes me absolutely sick, for most of the shit that they do it with. I hear "deep friend candy," and just [I]WHY[/I]
[QUOTE=Fatfatfatty;37553393]People seriously do this? I thought it was just some running joke[/QUOTE] People will deep-fry anything. Ice cream, twinkies, mars bars, you name it. If it will stay solid in the fryer you can bet someone's put it in there at least once.
Back in high school, I tried a deep fried pot brownie. It was nasty at first, then magical
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