Wouldn't it mean the world's gone to shit by 2050 if Jesus has to come back to sacrifice himself again?
It's been 2000 years, I don't think he's coming back.
They wouldn't bother herding into church like sheep every week if the pastor wasn't telling them it would happen in their own lifetimes.
[QUOTE=kimr120;22853004]This is why I hate U.S.A. It's filled with religious idiots![/QUOTE]
Way to generalize.
[QUOTE=Used Car Salesman;22859226]They wouldn't bother herding into church like sheep every week if the pastor wasn't telling them it would happen in their own lifetimes.[/QUOTE]
While that may be so for some, not all church-going Christians believe tribulation will come in their life-time or that going to church will absolve them of eternal torment. Others do it for their personal reasons, some do it to hear the readings, some do it for a short (and albeit unsatisfying) meal.
Yep the earth has been around for billions of years and now a FUCKING asteroid remembered to hit us NOW FUCKING NOW.
He's making me a sandwhich.
[QUOTE=HumanAbyss;22854104]If you use the bible as a basis for something, you won't get far. That book is a huge contradiction to itself on every other page.[/QUOTE]
So you've read it then?
[QUOTE=Meller Yeller;22860674]So you've read it then?[/QUOTE]
everyone likes some stupid humor once in a while.
[QUOTE=Sub-Zero;22860578]Yep the earth has been around for billions of years and now a FUCKING asteroid remembered to hit us NOW FUCKING NOW.[/QUOTE]
I don't know if you remember but asteroids like to hit us relatively often. Remember the dinosaurs? Yeah.
Did the voters just choose 'Jesus by 2050', or do they actually have faith?
Also, why does everybody hate Catholics so much?
!yea i remember when Jesus was came back to life?
Then 40% of america is fucking retarded.
Damn it America. making me look bad.
[QUOTE=Cheshire_cat;22861001]Also, why does everybody hate Catholics so much?[/QUOTE]
I would say a lack of understanding. As some members of this thread have shown.
Others I cannot speak for.
Fucking non interventionalist deities, how do they work?
Exactly, they don't.
Why think Jesus is coming back? After all, he's gods only son, god made the universe. So he's got an unlimited flying card, and he can pick and choose where he wants to go.
Why would he want to come back here, afterall you freaks nailed him to a wooden cross in a desert, throw spears at him, then you all pray to the same symbol he was executed on. If I was in his position, I would bitch about it on facepunch in GD how I'm never coming back.
[QUOTE=booster;22855746]If Jesus returned, I think he'd get a heart attack the first day. There's fucking Crosses everywhere.[/QUOTE]
"Did you guys seriously use THAT as my symbol? You fucking cunts! I'm outta here."
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;22861229]Why think Jesus is coming back? After all, he's gods only son, god made the universe. So he's got an unlimited flying card, and he can pick and choose where he wants to go.
Why would he want to come back here, afterall you freaks nailed him to a wooden cross in a desert, throw spears at him, then you all pray to the same symbol he was executed on. If I was in his position, I would bitch about it on facepunch in GD how I'm never coming back.[/QUOTE]
Throw spears at him? What?
The day Jesus comes back is gonna be fucking obvious. you'll not be able to see the sun for fat hyporites selling access to him OR questions him on verses from the bible and litteral reading of it... oh GOD i hope he shuts any and all tards who read the myths literally and behaving like that makes them the most likeable humans to some god somewhere... if he even exists.
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[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;22861256]Throw spears at him? What?[/QUOTE]
Poking... is the correct word.
people like him, who don't know what he talks about shouldn't speel. JEWS executed him which is by extension us too. but only those who weren't converted. He's those "christians" (he's not, but some do behave like that) who think they're first in heaven. they'll be first in the line to hell.
I don't like christianlty much. i don't like the thought that some divine Biggot is judging me because some asshat named Adam thought with the wrong head...
[QUOTE=oldgregg;22852249]can't believe most Americans still believe in god[/QUOTE]
75% of the U.S is Christian.
:sigh:
In unrelated,news the same 40% are also complete retards.
So, if 1 man says every day "I know Jesus is coming tomorrow", he can't come because we "aren't supposed to know"? Hey, I'll be the dick if nobody else wants to.
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Poking... is the correct word.
people like him, who don't know what he talks about shouldn't speel. JEWS executed him which is by extension us too. but only those who weren't converted. He's those "christians" (he's not, but some do behave like that) who think they're first in heaven. they'll be first in the line to hell.
I don't like christianlty much. i don't like the thought that some divine Biggot is judging me because some asshat named Adam thought with the wrong head...[/QUOTE]
Actually, no, the Romans executed him. The Jews merely handed him over and pointed him out. But it was the Romans who sentenced and carried out the execution.
[QUOTE=JDK721;22852483]if you need to believe that jesus is returning by 2050 just to be good and productive then you need some help
that's a terrible way of thinking. why don't people just be good for the sake of being good?[/QUOTE]
Oh god people like to feel happy knowing they'll go to a good place oh my god kill them they need help
Hm. :/
[QUOTE=Gummylamb;22861814]Oh god people like to feel happy knowing they'll go to a good place oh my god kill them they need help[/QUOTE]
lol
you missed my point by a mile
[QUOTE=-Ben_Wolfe-;22857313]I don't think you fully understand. He was not lying. He just wanted his followers prepare themselves for the inevitable end (which also means death not just the End of Days). By his teachings, those who follow them are guarenteed passage into the Kingdom of Heaven.[/QUOTE]
Prepare for death by giving up everything you own and abandoning your family to go on a trip with a man who won't even talk straight. Yep, sounds like good advice to me. I'm sure all the little timmy's out there were well compensated while their daddies went on a walkabout.
This is the kind of shit that we yell at cults for doing, yet Jesus does it and it doesn't matter because, ooh, he was "preparing them for passage into the kingdom of heaven".
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[QUOTE=Gummylamb;22861814]Oh god people like to feel happy knowing they'll go to a good place oh my god kill them they need help[/QUOTE]
I feel that we should kill them, so therefor we should. That's just my morality, sorry.
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;22861976]Prepare for death by giving up everything you own and abandoning your family to go on a trip with a man who won't even talk straight. Yep, sounds like good advice to me. I'm sure all the little timmy's out there were well compensated while their daddies went on a walkabout.
This is the kind of shit that we yell at cults for doing, yet Jesus does it and it doesn't matter because, ooh, he was "preparing them for passage into the kingdom of heaven".[/QUOTE]
Where do you see people abandoning their families?
[QUOTE=Bomimo;22861444]The day Jesus comes back is gonna be fucking obvious. you'll not be able to see the sun for fat hyporites selling access to him OR questions him on verses from the bible and litteral reading of it... oh GOD i hope he shuts any and all tards who read the myths literally and behaving like that makes them the most likeable humans to some god somewhere... if he even exists.
[editline]01:19AM[/editline]
Poking... is the correct word.
people like him, who don't know what he talks about shouldn't speel. JEWS executed him which is by extension us too. but only those who weren't converted. He's those "christians" (he's not, but some do behave like that) who think they're first in heaven. they'll be first in the line to hell.
I don't like christianlty much. i don't like the thought that some divine Biggot is judging me because some asshat named Adam thought with the wrong head...[/QUOTE]
if the magic flying demi god comes back to earth you want him to dispell all that nonsense about a world wide flood
is irony even the word? this is like saying "i sure hope when they find big foot it will dispel all these rumors about the loch ness monster".
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[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;22861999]Where do you see people abandoning their families?[/QUOTE]
The whole "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.", combined with the whole giving up all that you own shtick. Doesn't really sound like a happy family get together, does it?
[QUOTE=Mr. Scorpio;22862027]
The whole "If any man come to me, and hate not his father, and mother, and wife, and children, and brethren, and sisters, yea, and his own life also, he cannot be my disciple.", combined with the whole giving up all that you own shtick. Doesn't really sound like a happy family get together, does it?[/QUOTE]
You're going to need to show me scripture quotes to prove me that thing.
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