'End of virginity' if women drive, Saudi cleric warns - Polidicks

Article sauce? I don't doubt it's true, mind, it's the kind of crazy I expect from fundamentalist clerics.

[QUOTE=RusMar;33544440]Think, when you touched that turn signal, you touched every person that touched that turn signal! Then you're gay.[/QUOTE] that might count if every person touched that turn signal with their dicks

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;33545673]that might count if every person touched that turn signal with their dicks[/QUOTE] How else are you supposed to operate a turn signal?

[QUOTE=Azur;33545742]How else are you supposed to operate a turn signal?[/QUOTE] anus

[QUOTE=Craigewan;33545625]Article sauce? I don't doubt it's true, mind, it's the kind of crazy I expect from fundamentalist clerics.[/QUOTE] Sorry 'bout that. I just put it in.

[QUOTE=Charlievrw;33544468]In other news: Nerds are getting sex changes and moving to Saudi Arabia.[/QUOTE] Have a nice trip! :buddy:

[QUOTE=ButtsexV3;33545801]anus[/QUOTE] avatar and user name fit

[QUOTE=MR-X;33544770]Its kinda funny, western countries say places in the middle east are backwards and should grant everyone rights and the typical "yad yad yad democracy" speech. But as a nation we ban homosexuals from gaining benefits, rights, and the right to get married. [B]If anything we're just as backwards as them when it comes to certain things.[/B] Yeah these places are terrible when it comes to human and civil rights. We're not as fucked up and backwards as them, but we still do have a lot of irrational fear and react terribly because of these fears.[/QUOTE] It's kind of hard to compare Western cultural faults which are at most fringe non government promoted racism and debate on the legality of same sex marriage to cultures where imprisoning rape victims, and rampant government enforced sexism is seen as just.

At least in the UAE they let women drive.

Deal with it, muslims.

Because, you totally experience sexual pleasure if you drive a car.. Unless you watch Top Gear.

Religion, ladies and gentlemen.

Honestly, that cleric makes it sound like there's an erect penis hidden in every nook and cranny on the street/car. Those poor Saudi women...losing their virginity all the time... something must be done!

Women lose their virginity when they... Vote, drive, watch TV, go shopping, meet with friends, drink soda, have an accident, immigrate, push buttons, play video games online, hear jokes, listen to music, take a shit, cook, eat pop tarts and murder people.

before I read the article I thought it was gonna be somesort of punishment for driving.

End of virginity is a good band name

Damn, sexists sound the same everywhere.

[QUOTE=thisispain;33545113]really????[/QUOTE] Thanks for removing the part where I also point out how their logic is really dumb. If they see driving as masculine, then women start driving, they might see it as people will start making cars more appropriate for both genders, thus making driving seen as less masculine which is somehow a huge tragedy to them, and they over-exaggerate this idiotic logic with sexist reasoning, hugely. [editline]4th December 2011[/editline] [QUOTE=redhaven;33550405]Religion, ladies and gentlemen.[/QUOTE] Don't.

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Great, now I bet anti-Muslim groups are going to use this as an argument against Islam in general

[QUOTE=Hiccuper;33569824]Great, now I bet anti-Muslim groups are going to use this as an argument against Islam in general[/QUOTE] Well it would help if they actually did something against the loud-mouthed whackjobs in charge.

[QUOTE=Hiccuper;33569824]Great, now I bet anti-Muslim groups are going to use this as an argument against Islam in general[/QUOTE] Yeah but they're kind of nutters to boot so it doesn't really change a thing.

Flawless logic.

All FPers must band together to make sure Saudi women can drive, it's our only chance.

Surely if Saudi women lose their virginity driving, then that must be linked to something that makes all Saudi men bathing in cocks when they're driving?

[QUOTE=Hans-Gunther 3.;33557458]Women lose their virginity when they... Vote, drive, watch TV, go shopping, meet with friends, drink soda, have an accident, immigrate, push buttons, play video games online, hear jokes, listen to music, take a shit, cook, eat pop tarts and murder people.[/QUOTE] I must have lost my virginity a lot.

[QUOTE=fruxodaily;33550159]Because, you totally experience sexual pleasure if you drive a car.. Unless you watch Top Gear.[/QUOTE] I watch a lot of top gear

What happened is Saudi clerics heard some American guy talking about his convertible and now they're scared their women will want to drive with their tops down.

[QUOTE=Riutet;33570670]All FPers must band together to make sure Saudi women can drive, it's our only chance.[/QUOTE] I would do that but I dont wanna

VIRGINITY WILL NEVER BE THE SAME