Any dog's behavior is entirely down to the owner.
This isn't a needed product; what is needed, are lessons in how to train pets properly.
[QUOTE=Lankist;20120845]What so now you think you can take a bigass mexican in a fight?
Listen, cabrón. I have been genetically wired to fatally cut motherfuckers, do you understand?[/QUOTE]
I haf wepon. Now hush over the border
If I were a mailman I'd probably just carry something around to defend myself.
[QUOTE=Awesomecaek;20119515]I swear, if a dog ever bites me to blood, I WILL do my best to kill the motherfucker, on spot.[/QUOTE]
Dog have a reason to bite you. If you are dumb enough to do something bad to him It's your fault and you deserved it.
Hahaha, little bastards.
Now we just need a device that makes little yippy dogs disappear completely.
[QUOTE=sloppy_joes;20123340]If I were a mailman I'd probably just carry something around to defend myself.[/QUOTE]
If I were a postman, I'd take a Bonk! energy drink with me. The burst of speed and momentary invincibility is exactly what you need to get away.
yo dawg it look like grillz
fo dawgs
[QUOTE=bravehat;20119555]If a dog bites me il break its fucking teeth, won't need the fucking guard then.[/QUOTE]
If it's a guard dog, you'll probably be curled up into a ball on the ground while rips you to shreds.
If a dog manages to bite me then it doesn't exist :smug:
think of putting this on a dog, then placing a huge raw steak on a plate infront of him.
[QUOTE=Lankist;20120624]Really who do you think you're kidding?
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IF SOME POSTMAN KILLED MY DOG I'D PUNCH HIS BALLS OF AND THEN SHOVE THEM UP HIS ASS
so that the next time he shits, HE GETS SHIT ALL OVER HIS BALLS
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knock knock
MY FIST UP YOUR BALLS[/QUOTE]
I agree. I'm sure the hardcore criminals who get the dogs sent in are thinking the same thing "I'll kill that muthafucka", and then they get chased down and tackled.
This sounds quite useful actually
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