Nicolas Cage assures us that he is not a vampire

[Holt]

Nurse! Mr cage is out of his room again.

[Rome]

Everyone seems to forget about all of his great films back in the 20th century. Even in the 21st, Lord of War and Kick Ass were great. He's just easily bought and really enjoys making movies, so he isn't too hard to get to sign on to a film. I mean, if someone offered you a million bucks to do some mediocre acting in a crappy movie, you'd do it too. His only problem is that he has no standards, and so he doesn't really care how bad a movie makes him look, as long as he gets paid.

[Smartlord]

Isn't this thread late

[The one that is]

[QUOTE=Zezibesh;34664445]Sean Connery[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=CakeMaster7;34670325]Isn't this thread late[/QUOTE]

[I]That's not what your mother said last night![/I]

[MaxOfS2D]

what a relief

[mobrockers2]

I loved him in national treasure.

[[CWG]RustySpann]

[QUOTE=mobrockers2;34670666]I loved him in national treasure.[/QUOTE]

National Treasure is easily one of my Top 5 favourite films.

[neosloth]

He lies
[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2UVSOji6tJA&feature=related[/media]

[SystemGS]

nic cage is as immortal as keanu reeves

[editline]12th February 2012[/editline]

they should duke it out

[OrionChronicles]

[QUOTE=SystemGS;34671530]nic cage is as immortal as keanu reeves

[editline]12th February 2012[/editline]

they should duke it out[/QUOTE]

Half the world would be destroyed-or half the matrix if they fought there.

[MajorMattem]

[QUOTE=OrionChronicles;34672333]Half the world would be destroyed-or half the matrix if they fought there.[/QUOTE]

[img]http://www.filmofilia.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/knowing_poster_m.jpg[/img]

[Darkmonkey]

Screw fighting, they should make a buddy cop movie where the immortal keanu and nic fight conspiracies throughout history. Like assassin's creed but, yknow, cage and reeves.

[SupaBastad]

[QUOTE=DarkMonkey;34672697]Screw fighting, they should make a buddy cop movie where the immortal keanu and nic fight conspiracies throughout history. Like assassin's creed but, yknow, cage and reeves.[/QUOTE]

I hope some movie producers happen to be looking at this thread now.

[Darkmonkey]

You know Nicolas Cage would agree to it
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[wizlord]

[del]i think nicolas cage circa 1988 would beg to differ[/del]

maybe i should invest in some reading glasses

[Nikita]

[QUOTE=Kazumi;34663509]Too bad. He'd probably get a lot of chicks if he was.[/QUOTE]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=507Ve-rCb8o[/media]

[Don Knotts]

[QUOTE=Rankxerox;34663521]I think hes more of a zombie rather than a vampire due to the soul less acting he does.[/QUOTE]

This. But my secret shame is "Next". His soul less acting was pretty fitting for someone who always knows exactly what's going to happen. Plus the action scenes were pretty awesome.