Scientists Declare Dolphins To Be "Non-Human Persons", Still Delicious With Tuna and Mayo - Polidicks

[QUOTE=th3cactusplant;20400887]:geno: Rule 34... why damnit![/QUOTE] Gently licking and sucking on Dolphin genitalia. :suicide:

[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;20400896]Gently licking and sucking on Dolphin genitalia. :suicide:[/QUOTE] Rhythmic timed orgasms :byodood:

[QUOTE=evilweazel;20401464]Rhythmic timed orgasms :byodood:[/QUOTE] Now that sounds erotic. :jerkbag:

[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;20401503]Now that sounds erotic. :jerkbag:[/QUOTE] Not with a damned dolphin.

[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;20400801]Well they got something right in religion. We are miles above animals. Dont try to argue unless you can show me an animal that builds rocket ships.[/QUOTE] Dolphins are miles above people dont try to argue unless you can show me a person that lives in the ocean their whole life

[QUOTE=TH89;20401931]Dolphins are miles above people dont try to argue unless you can show me a person that lives in the ocean their whole life[/QUOTE] Well oh shit son, you got me there.

[QUOTE=TH89;20401931]Dolphins are miles above people dont try to argue unless you can show me a person that lives in the ocean their whole life[/QUOTE] [img]http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/5e/Cast_away.jpg[/img] Tom Hanks is smarter than a dolphin, dumber than a volleyball.

[QUOTE=TH89;20401931]Dolphins are miles above people dont try to argue unless you can show me a person that lives in the ocean their whole life[/QUOTE] Well nobody is saying [I]that.[/I] [QUOTE=Hunterbrute;20400801]Well they got something right in religion. We are miles above animals. Dont try to argue unless you can show me an animal that builds rocket ships.[/QUOTE] And that's kind of bullshit reasoning. 1. It's not like you've built a rocket ship, Einstein. 2. They're physically incapable of complex menial tasks, doesn't effect their intelligence though.

Will this mean that fucking dolphins is legal now?

[QUOTE=Lankist;20399978]Do dolphins have guns? No? Fuck them.[/QUOTE] They don't need them. [img]http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/3228/2709632601148518.jpg[/img]

We can confirm this once we figure out their language. Wouldn't it be funny if it turns out that we're actually looking at thirty different completely alien languages and trying to make sense of it?

[QUOTE=Mr. Mcguffin;20402208] And that's kind of bullshit reasoning. 1. It's not like you've built a rocket ship, Einstein. 2. They're physically incapable of complex menial tasks, doesn't effect their intelligence though.[/QUOTE] Not bullshit, its fact. I have built a rocket ship and it makes cool noises and goes pew pew pew at bad guys. The fact that they are physically incapable makes them inferior, evolution says so. Plus their brains are all fucked up and wired differently so they do stupid shit that ultimately ends up with them dying from some stupid reason, I on the other hand have a massive brain that lets me do shit that results in not dying. :3:

[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;20402829] The fact that they are physically incapable makes them inferior, evolution says so.[/QUOTE] You don't understand evolution at all.

Was I the only one who thought of the dolphins from Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy?

[QUOTE=ViralHatred;20402900]Was I the only one who thought of the dolphins from Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy?[/QUOTE] Like, four posts in bro.

[QUOTE=ViralHatred;20402900]Was I the only one who thought of the dolphins from Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy?[/QUOTE] Check first page and youll be amazed. [QUOTE=TH89;20402884]You don't understand evolution at all.[/QUOTE] YES I DO. God said BANG and the universe happened then God grabbed bunches of clay and said LET THERE BE ANIMALS and then there were animals, then he said PEOPLE and bam here we are today. Evolution is when our clay changes to dirt.

[QUOTE=TH89;20402884]You don't understand evolution at all.[/QUOTE] Evolution? Get your hypocritical theories the fuck out of my internet. Evolution is a ploy for people to feel safe that they will not burn for an eternity in the deepest regions of hell. Notice how all of the bad people are atheist? From Osama Bin Laden to Hitler. All atheist. So how can evolution be right? You're fucking ridiculous. Retarded hippie mother fucker.

[QUOTE=UnclesamsNephew;20403067]Evolution? Get your hypocritical theories the fuck out of my internet. Evolution is a ploy for people to feel safe that they will not burn for an eternity in the deepest regions of hell. Notice how all of the bad people are atheist? From Osama Bin Laden to Hitler. All atheist. So how can evolution be right? You're fucking ridiculous. Retarded hippie mother fucker.[/QUOTE] I don't even know what to say. I just don't.

[QUOTE=UnclesamsNephew;20403067]Evolution? Get your hypocritical theories the fuck out of my internet. Evolution is a ploy for people to feel safe that they will not burn for an eternity in the deepest regions of hell. Notice how all of the bad people are atheist? From Osama Bin Laden to Hitler. All atheist. So how can evolution be right? You're fucking ridiculous. Retarded hippie mother fucker.[/QUOTE] You're not very good at this. [editline]10:41PM[/editline] [QUOTE=Exploits;20403115]I don't even know what to say. I just don't.[/QUOTE] On second thought, maybe it really is that easy. As you were.

[QUOTE=breakyourfac;20399956]Only if your fursona is a dolphin, or else how would you have kids?[/QUOTE] How do you think a furry was made?

[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;20402829]Not bullshit, its fact. I have built a rocket ship and it makes cool noises and goes pew pew pew at bad guys. The fact that they are physically incapable makes them inferior, evolution says so. Plus their brains are all fucked up and wired differently so they do stupid shit that ultimately ends up with them dying from some stupid reason, I on the other hand have a massive brain that lets me do shit that results in not dying. :3:[/QUOTE] That last part just made me swallow my tongue from pure rage, excuse me while i go to A&E

[QUOTE=TH89;20401931]Dolphins are miles above people dont try to argue unless you can show me a person that lives in the ocean their whole life[/QUOTE] No man we're miles above them do they have a god damned space station?

[QUOTE=bravehat;20403191]That last part just made me swallow my tongue from pure rage, excuse me while i go to A&E[/QUOTE] Its because Im so superior.

[QUOTE=TH89;20403123]On second thought, maybe it really is that easy. As you were.[/QUOTE] Oh no I know what he's doing, it just made me rofl so hard is all.

[QUOTE=evilweazel;20403318]No man we're miles above them do they have a god damned space station?[/QUOTE] Do you have a blowhole? QED

[QUOTE=TH89;20403760]Do you have a blowhole? QED[/QUOTE] dude come on fuck dolphins

[QUOTE=TH89;20403760]Do you have a blowhole? QED[/QUOTE] Actually I do have a blow hole, why do you think its called a blowjob when a girl sucks me off?

[QUOTE=TH89;20401931]Dolphins are miles above people dont try to argue unless you can show me a person that lives in the ocean their whole life[/QUOTE] But since they're on the ocean, aren't they miles BELOW people? :v:

You guys can joke, but they really are incredibly intelligent. The closest thing to a human in mental capacity that we know definitively of is a crow or a great ape, and dolphins can do much more complex tasks (look at their gray matter ratio, it's shockingly similar to our own)

[QUOTE=Equidistratic;20403820]You guys can joke, but they really are incredibly intelligent. The closest thing to a human in mental capacity that we know definitively of is a crow or a great ape, and dolphins can do much more complex tasks.[/QUOTE] Dude... Apes are not that smart. Why do you think they rob people and won't look after their kids?