Scientists Declare Dolphins To Be "Non-Human Persons", Still Delicious With Tuna and Mayo - Polidicks

Sentience =/= Sapience

if they have the capacity to learn, who says we can't give the evolutionary process a little push?

you realize that shit is just asking for a dolphin uprising [editline]11:21PM[/editline] its like skynet with flippers

Skynet. With flippers. Problem solved by concept.

did i mention they have laser faces [editline]11:29PM[/editline] [img]http://www.logler.com/gameimages1/l/laser-dolphin/laser-dolphin_large.jpg[/img]

[img]http://img535.imageshack.us/img535/1030/dolphingrunt1.jpg[/img] Oh my god. What have I done.

[QUOTE=OzJackal;20448867]Dolphins and humans are the only animals that have sex for pleasure.[/QUOTE] Uhh, not really bro. That implies every other animal has sex for the explicit purpose of breeding, which implies they are capable of planning that shit out. The evolutionary imperative for having sex is that it feels good.

[MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojydNb3Lrrs[/MEDIA]

Scout is allergic to fish.

[QUOTE=Xeloras;20452410][MEDIA]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojydNb3Lrrs[/MEDIA][/QUOTE] And people wonder why they never made a sequel.

[QUOTE=OzJackal;20448867]Dolphins and humans are the only animals that have sex for pleasure.[/QUOTE] There's a species of ape that pretty much has sex 24/7. With anything.

[QUOTE=Lankist;20451917]Uhh, not really bro. That implies every other animal has sex for the explicit purpose of breeding, which implies they are capable of planning that shit out. The evolutionary imperative for having sex is that it feels good.[/QUOTE] It's partly true Reproduction among most species has a lot more to do with timed hormone releases and programmed biological calendars than it has to do with "damn check out the shell on that fly ass turtle" That said there's understandably a lot of gray area, it'd be more accurate to say that dolphins, and humans are some of the only species who have sex for political reasons

[QUOTE=Hunterbrute;20456699]And people wonder why they never made a sequel.[/QUOTE] Horrid film, a disgrace to the book.

[QUOTE=KmScMT;20420992]dolphins should be a race in mass effect[/QUOTE] Obviously I can see how this could turn out. [img]http://i48.tinypic.com/2qco8ro.jpg[/img]

Dolphins are pretty cool. What's the countries that slaughter them? Japan or China? I dunno. Dem gooks all look the same to me. Wish they would leave dolphins alone. It's like, a holocaust! [highlight](User was banned for this post ("Racism" - TH89))[/highlight]

If a dolphin kills a trainer is it held accountable now?

You could get yourself made into a dolphin in some medical facility [img]http://images.southparkstudios.com/img/content/characters/165a.jpg[/img] [url]http://images.southparkstudios.com/img/content/characters/165a.jpg[/url]

Ahh, dolphins, the only animal other than ourselves known to conduct communal violence and gang rape.

Relevant, one of my favorite episodes: [url]http://www.milkandcookies.com/link/61945/detail/[/url]

[QUOTE=Mexican;20481136]If a dolphin kills a trainer is it held accountable now?[/QUOTE] Orca's are dolphins.

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[QUOTE=iamgnome;20400004]I remember that guide on how to have sex with dolphins, if that's anything to go by then yes. ah here we go; [url]http://www.sexwork.com/family/dolphins1.html[/url][/QUOTE] Who in the fuck writes or even makes a website like that. [B][I] /family/dolphins1.html[/I][/B] Wat.

Dolphins rape

I demand my right to marry a dolphin, and vice versa Dolphins are people too! [editline]10th September 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=Virtanen;20433348]this is what people who love dolphins are like: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHMsK_I1eJo&feature=channel[/media] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vq8vbCAoJ4k&feature=channel[/media] Fuck them they're fish.[/QUOTE] Holy shit that first part. I thought she was going to like explain how she fucked a dolphin or something than boom, "NOW I CAN HEAL PEOPLE WITH DOLPHIN ENERGY"

I know someone whose aunty married a dolphin. This isn't a joke.

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