Sperm cells discovered to differentiate. Yes, sperm can do Calculus.

[Elecbullet]

[QUOTE=borisvdb;35070894]And there the stupid fertile egg is sitting on it's ass, not moving because it is not doing math therefore it cannot move.[/QUOTE]

Because it's not its job to make it easy for the sperm.

It's the gonad equivalent of "Yes, I'm a GIRL GAMER. Don't try to flirt with me silly boys!"

[Snake7]

Dang it, now hardcore conservatives are going to say sperm is so intelligent life must begin at seamen.

I guess they'll try to make masturbation illegal now.

Also using condoms.

[Sickle]

[QUOTE=Helix Alioth;35069306]Misleading title, I [i]came[/i] in expecting something related to cellular differentiation[/QUOTE]

And you left dissappointed.

AS USUAL.

[joes33431]

If only this meant that I could just masturbate on my geometry homework and have my sperm do it for me...

...then again if I handed in a piece of lined paper covered in semen, my teacher would probably take it the wrong way.

[Rhenae]

[QUOTE=borisvdb;35070894]And there the stupid fertile egg is sitting on it's ass, not moving because it is not doing math therefore it cannot move.[/QUOTE]

Except the egg is the one controlling the sperm to do this.
Women.

[TamTamJam]

[quote] The egg supports sperm in their quest by emitting attractants that induce changes in the calcium level inside sperm. Calcium ions determine the beating pattern of the sperm tail which enables sperm to steer.[/quote]

They sound like such... machines.

[Sillypiggy]

[QUOTE=Frisk;35068333]A sperm powered computer?[/QUOTE]

Everyone on facepunch would be able to max crysis no problem then.

[Alien_23]

[Quote=Facepunchers] Don't know maths, jizz on paper[/quote]

No, don't jizz ON the paper. Jizz somewhere else, then ask them the questions on your homework. Those sperms don't have arms to write your answers, people.

[Ronin]

We were all the best sperm our dads had to offer.

My dad was pathetic.

[ardosos]

[QUOTE=BANNED USER;35074219]We were all the best sperm our dads had to offer.

My dad was pathetic.[/QUOTE]

Surely luck must have factored into it at some point?

[McGee]

can asian sperm do it faster than normal sperm?

[bunnyspy1]

[QUOTE=McGee;35074267]can asian sperm do it faster than normal sperm?[/QUOTE]

I cant think of any small penis jokes, sorry

[DainBramageStud]

[url=http://www.maa.org/features/elvisdog.pdf]Dogs can do calculus too.[/url]

[A B.A. Survivor]

[quote=The Article]Sperm have only one aim: to find the egg. The egg supports sperm in their quest by emitting attractants that induce changes in the calcium level inside sperm.[/quote]

Sounds like some strange co-op adventure game.

[Zareox]

So upon being born, I lost my ability to do Calculus, and it took me seventeen years before I managed to relearn it.

[Bat-shit]

It doesn't really have anything to do with math..?

It just receives some attractants which in its own process (calcium ions or so) makes the sperm steer towards the egg.