[QUOTE=JaegerMonster;40235959]Lmao why is it every time FP has a thread with a similar subject to this one, its full of dudes getting insecure and attempting to rationalize that "its not what women [I]really[/I] prefer because i heard <x>" ?[/QUOTE]
Possibly because there just so happens to be a quantity of insecure men on facepunch as there probably is everywhere?
I'm happy with my penis size :3
Slightly above average. Big enough to impress, average enough to not freak people out.
[QUOTE=Simski;40236732]I'm happy with my penis size :3
Slightly above average. Big enough to impress, average enough to not freak people out.[/QUOTE]
Simski is now confirmed to posses something a gnat would feel ashamed of.
[QUOTE=Simski;40236732]I'm happy with my penis size :3
Slightly above average. Big enough to impress, average enough to not freak people out.[/QUOTE]
Come here often, big boy?
[QUOTE=Jeep-Eep;40236754]Simski is now confirmed to posses something a gnat would feel ashamed of.[/QUOTE]
Gaah you dick, you made me look up that word and be greeted by horrid pictures of unspeakable creepy crawly abominations eeurrrghh D:
[QUOTE=Simski;40236807]Gaah you dick, you made me look up that word and be greeted by horrid pictures of unspeakable creepy crawly abominations eeurrrghh D:[/QUOTE]
My work here is done.
[QUOTE=JaegerMonster;40235959]Lmao why is it every time FP has a thread with a similar subject to this one, its full of dudes getting insecure and attempting to rationalize that "its not what women [I]really[/I] prefer because i heard <x>" ?[/QUOTE]
I see this on every online forum ever tbh
[QUOTE=Simski;40236732]I'm happy with my penis size :3
Slightly above average. Big enough to impress, average enough to not freak people out.[/QUOTE]
So, pics?
[QUOTE=Emperor Scorpious II;40236940]So, pics?[/QUOTE]
Sorry dude. I've been trying to stay low on exposing myself to strangers recently, there's enough stuff on me out there as it is :v:
[QUOTE=Simski;40237071]Sorry dude. I've been trying to stay low on exposing myself to strangers recently, there's enough stuff on me out there as it is :v:[/QUOTE]
Then just point us in the direction of the stuff already out there :quagmire:
[QUOTE=mac338;40234736]Technically, ca. half the world has a below average penis.[/QUOTE]
so other half must have fucking massive dicks to come up with an average half of men are under...
hey casanovas calm down the same exact study says this:
[quote][B]Shoulder-to-hip ratio mattered the most, while both penis size and height mattered about the same amount, and less than shoulder-to-hip ratio.[/B]
Penis size had a greater effect on attractiveness rating in taller men than in shorter men.
Penis size also had a greater effect on attractiveness rating in men with higher shoulder-to-hip ratios than in men with smaller shoulders compared to their hips.
There were diminishing returns for everything. That is, how much more attractiveness the figures gained for added height, penis size and shoulder-to-hip ratio decreased as those traits increased. So the attractiveness difference between at 6'1" man and a 6'2" man is less than the difference between a 5'1" man and a 5'2" man. For penis size, the dropoff in attractiveness gains started at about 7.6 centimeters, or three inches.
Women's ages did not affect their attractiveness ratings, but women's heights did. Taller women made height more important in their ratings than shorter women did.
Women took longer to rate figures they found more attractive. Previous studies have found that people generally spend longer gazing at things they find attractive.
[url]http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2013-04/penis-size-matters-study-says[/url][/quote]
in other words start lifting
[QUOTE=SGTNAPALM;40237133]hey casanovas calm down the same exact study says this:
[url]http://www.popsci.com/science/article/2013-04/penis-size-matters-study-says[/url]
in other words start lifting[/QUOTE]
Makes sense, shoulders are more exposed than dicks are.
[QUOTE=SuddenImpact;40231707]Why do you want to compete with a lifeless dildo? The vagina isn't the only erogenous zone of a woman. And [b]a dildo can't fondle her breasts or kiss her neck.[/b][/QUOTE]
We're not talking about nice guys here...
a dildo can't slap her breasts or grab her neck.
[QUOTE=The Baconator;40236845]I see this on every online forum ever tbh[/QUOTE]
Yeah thats true I suppose, but generally I notice it more here. People here especially seem to try really hard to deny truths that don't sit well with them, moralistic fallacy is something that's committed here a great deal too.
width over length imo
What about women who don't like penises
[QUOTE=Valiantttt;40232679]Isn't that way below average of a human male.
[sp]SAFE[/sp][/QUOTE]
It might be in flaccid condition.
[QUOTE=*Freezorg*;40237382]What about women who don't like penises[/QUOTE]
I'm pretty sure their opinion is irrelevant in this matter.
[QUOTE=littlefoot;40235317]Who gives a fuck about flaccid penis size? Why would a woman catch you with a flaccid dick and judge you based on that anyways? I can't imagine why this would make sense.[/QUOTE]
Dicks that look small flaccid and then grow big errected are the most practical. Since your dick doesn't get in your way when you are not using it.
After another 50,000 years of evolution all men will look like Priapus
Awesome! NOW we're thinking with penises. Many advances shall be made.
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Don't say I never did nothin' for you facepunch.
Even lesbians?
I'm average size but have really big girth. I guess girls really like it because they almost wake up my fucking parents every goddamn time and it's not like I'm just gonnna put my hand over her mouth or something.
Is anyone surprised? Men like big tits and ass, it's only natural that women like our junk bigger too.
Anyone else have humongous balls? I have a 6" x 5" dick, but my balls are so goddamn massive it makes my dick look puny.
[QUOTE=blerb;40240964]Is anyone surprised? Men like big tits and ass, it's only natural that women like our junk bigger too.
Anyone else have humongous balls? I have a 6" x 5" dick, but my balls are so goddamn massive it makes my dick look puny.[/QUOTE]
I heinously abuse steroids so my balls are tiny right now. Makes my meat flute look like a veiny pink dragon with two mere mortals underneath, clinging for dear life by its dewlap.
I thought this much was already obvious from an evolutionary standpoint as evidenced by the fact that proportionately to our bodies we have huge schlongs for a species of primate. :v:
[QUOTE=sedarahC;40231669]Have you seen the dildos they're buying nowadays?
How exactly can we compete with dragon dicks?[/QUOTE]
I doubt the main market of Bad Dragon is girls.
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