• Lawyers Replaced By AI's
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"Sir, where was the defendant on the night of the 21st?" [img]http://www.our-picks.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/blue_screen_of_death.gif[/img]
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;28811420]"Sir, where was the defendant on the night of the 21st?" [img_thumb]http://www.our-picks.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/02/blue_screen_of_death.gif[/img_thumb][/QUOTE] I doubt the AI will run on windows. If so then god help us all.
[QUOTE=lum1naire;28811164]so should I drop those ideas about going to law school then[/QUOTE] Looks like it, and I was just beginning to warm up to law, shame.
This is probably good... but I still dislike any kind of lawyer.
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;28811215]What happens if CommandTron glitches?[/QUOTE] Judgment Day.
There goes Lankist's career...
[QUOTE=GhettoGeek;28810247]But can they play Crysis[/QUOTE] What about crysis 2?
[QUOTE=Richard Simmons;28813893]What about crysis 2?[/QUOTE] [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxmo0OTbzkQ[/media]
More like the police in Fraud are out of a job.
Ah, shit. I just started my Law degree.
[QUOTE=Mizzy;28814514]Ah, shit. I just started my Law degree.[/QUOTE] Fortunately discovery isn't all there is to law.
[QUOTE=Benlecyborg;28814667]"Well, I'm fucked. I PLEAD GUILTY"[/QUOTE] you don't plead guilty in a civil lawsuit! omnomnom
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[QUOTE=Contag;28814619]Fortunately discovery isn't all there is to law.[/QUOTE] That's actually really fortunate, seeing as I doubt there are many lawyers who really enjoy that part of the case. It's also usually what ends up causing a great deal of the delays in longer or more complicated cases, so these developments could help people get speedier trials. Getting to the real trial more quickly will also allow for trials to be more fair, as witnesses who are questioned won't have as long to have their memory decline, etc.
Can't let you do that your honor.
"Court finds the defendant guilty on all charges." "WHAT IS A VERDICT" "Uh?" "POLICIES FOR 300"
How about non-scripted A.I coughfarcry2
Now all we need to do is replace the police with robots Like some kind of robotic police officer... We could call them... Robo... robo something...
Where was the victim at the time of the crime? Toronto?????? [QUOTE=Motherfucker;28816518]Now all we need to do is replace the police with robots Like some kind of robotic police officer... We could call them... Robo... robo something...[/QUOTE] Robopigs
[QUOTE=BlkDucky;28809820]AI isn't hardware. :raise:[/QUOTE] Well, technically no, but the brain is closer to being a graphics chip than a computer (Since a graphic chip executes a set of algorithms embedded into its hardware and is therefore able to do it fast, while a computer is slower since most operations rely on means of abstraction of abstractions of abstractions)
[QUOTE=nikomo;28816736]Where was the victim at the time of the crime? Toronto?????? Robopigs[/QUOTE] robocop are you people stupid or something come on
Hack in and change some stuff around, get away with murder.
320mm strike cannon imbedded in chest for when shit gets too hot to handle which is never
[QUOTE=DoctorSalt;28810327]I'd be pissed if my lawyer was off playing Crysis during my trial.[/QUOTE] Lets hope they don't mix AI's instead, else it will have trouble finding the defendant and will most likely call it a "fucking american pig".
Dis ain't gon b gud.
[QUOTE=koekje4life V2;28809718]objection![/QUOTE] Surprised nobody's done this yet: :objection:
[img]http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20071105090849/tardis/images/thumb/2/20/Stones_of_blood_part3.JPG/560px-Stones_of_blood_part3.JPG[/img] Judge, jury, and executioner.
If movies are any indication, evil computers are a [i]bad thing[/i].
[QUOTE=Android phone;28810430]laws are founded on morals but you can't fight a speeding ticket with "I think it's immoral", following the law is black and white[/QUOTE] Did you murder that guy? My morals don't call it murder, I wanted his money and he didn't hand it over, so I shot him. It's perfectly fair.
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