Man leaves home for a week, 15 Italian squatters, 3 dogs and 2 cats move in. - Polidicks

[quote=aaronn;25560486]cool fact: In the uk, you can be legally tried and sued for hurting a burglar. I'm not just talking about deadly force. If a burglar or rapist or just about anyone busts into your house, and you happen to give them a black eye while forcing them out, expect to be in a court room soon. As a defendant.[/quote] ahahahahaha

[QUOTE=Aaronn;25560486]cool fact: In the UK, you can be legally tried and sued for hurting a burglar. I'm not just talking about deadly force. If a burglar or rapist or just about anyone busts into your house, and you happen to give them a black eye while forcing them out, expect to be in a court room soon. As a defendant.[/QUOTE] No, that's only if you use unreasonable force. If they have a knife and you knife them, you're fine. If they have a teaspoon and you blast them with a shotgun you're not fine.

[QUOTE=ZekeTwo;25560504]No, that's only if you use unreasonable force. If they have a knife and you knife them, you're fine. If they have a teaspoon and you blast them with a shotgun you're not fine.[/QUOTE] Who decides what is reasonable? I'm just wondering, is it the law or the accuser.

Is it me, or does Gupta have clothes similar to Dr Breen in the picture? Forget the eviction notice, send some motherfucking combine in there, and ship those goddamn italians to Nova Prospekt.

I spent five years of my life squatting in an abandoned house after I got thrown out my apartment, and I still think this is BS.

What's wrong with the common practice of getting a job and buying your own fucking property

Wow, the UK is fucking [b]stupid[/b]

UK laws are silly.

So why exactly do they get to occupy it? what exactly is the law? And why doesn't the [b]owner[/b] get to do anything about it?

UK: Where criminals have more rights than regular citizens.

I'd kill all 15 of them with a knife. Seriously, the cops wont do [b][i]anything[/i][/b]?

Someone break into Buckingham palace and claim it as your own house

If that guy needs some help to take his home back he could call facepunch, I'm sure we can ship him 400 of our greatest trolls in pet carriers and crates with detailed instructions on how to feed and use them effectivly. [editline]21st October 2010[/editline] [quote=captain lawlrus;25560823]what's wrong with the common practice of getting a job and buying your own fucking property[/quote] fight the powah, fukk dah sysdem man!

He should just get a machete and handle it like a real man.

If it's his property can't he just... walk in and shoot every one of them?

[QUOTE=TheTalon;25561200]If it's his property can't he just... walk in and shoot every one of them?[/QUOTE] No guns in the UK moron. Use a machete.

[QUOTE=ionuttzu;25558623]If the fuckers stay in someone else's house couldn't they have the goddamn decency to keep the house clean? If I was the owner I'd just burst in there with a bat and beat them if they wouldn't leave.[/QUOTE] judging by how fucked up the legal system is over there I bet he'd get arrested for it too and the squatters get away with a free house honestly I'm not one for bashing other countries but that is some serious fucked up bullshit

Seriously just tell them you're fumigating the home in two days and they can stay if they want to.

[QUOTE=aznz888;25556321]see if this was america, it'd be something along the lines of homeowner gets gun homeowner shoots everybody inside the house and kills them homeowner leaves bodies in a pile in the living room, police come homeowner states that he was defending his home from intruders homeowner wins[/QUOTE] seriously it'd be more like homeowner calls police police shoots everybody inside the house and kills them police leaves bodies in a pile in the living room, police come police states that he was defending his home from intruders police wins oh wait

We should assemble a task force to reclaim this man's house.

Yeeesh U.K. you need a few good rewrites of the legal code, definitely if this is happening. How the hell is trespassing not criminal activity.

[QUOTE=Raneman;25561262]No guns in the UK moron. Use a machete.[/QUOTE] I'm a moron for thinking 15 Italian Squatters holding up somewhere wasn't in the UK... besides, aren't you allowed to have Shotguns in the UK?

[QUOTE=TheTalon;25561532]I'm a moron for thinking 15 Italian Squatters holding up somewhere wasn't in the UK... besides, aren't you allowed to have Shotguns in the UK?[/QUOTE] if you're not allowed to even hold a kitchen knife outside of a building, what makes you think you can wield a shotgun in your home

[QUOTE=aznz888;25556321]see if this was america, it'd be something along the lines of homeowner gets gun homeowner shoots everybody inside the house and kills them homeowner leaves bodies in a pile in the living room, police come homeowner states that he was defending his home from intruders homeowner wins[/QUOTE] the way it should be the american way :911:

[QUOTE=Killerjc;25561723]if you're not allowed to even hold a kitchen knife outside of a building, what makes you think you can wield a shotgun in your home[/QUOTE] I don't know if you're allowed to do that in the USA either But I dunno, never heard anything about it

I don't get the italians. "We can't pay for a rent so we will take some guy's house and say it's not our fault we can't pay. as a plus, we will wreck the house just for lulz" Lesson learned: Don't study overseas if you cant pay a fucking RENT.

[QUOTE=Tetracycline;25561893]I don't know if you're allowed to do that in the USA either But I dunno, never heard anything about it[/QUOTE] i can walk around with a combat knife in some states, just can't threaten anyone with it. thing with USA is that different states have different laws, so you really can't judge the legal system as a whole over here

[QUOTE=Uncle_Earl;25561979] Don't study overseas if you cant pay a fucking RENT.[/QUOTE] Or do, and commandeer some one's house. GENTLEMEN, TO VICTORY!

[QUOTE=Coffee;25556927]Is this the new advert for Dolmio?[/QUOTE] Nope, new sauce line from Preggo. Its called Squatting Italian Shit

Only in NOT America. The Italian home owner should just call this guy to take care of the problemo: [img]http://maxfreund.files.wordpress.com/2009/12/ezio_full_shot_11.jpg[/img] Requiescat en pace