Man leaves home for a week, 15 Italian squatters, 3 dogs and 2 cats move in.
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Imagine this, you want a big ol house, and you see a young family leaving their residence for vacation.
You call a few of your bros up, and buy some new locks. Pick the door open, and switch out the locks, never leave the house.
Stay there for 10 years, gain a lien to the property and you are now the winners.
If that happened, I'd get the M-14 from my dad's house, (preban, by the way, so yes, it can go fully automatic), and fire a few shots to blow off the locks and scare them out. If they don't leave, well then I'll shoot a few in the leg.
[QUOTE=OrionChronicles;25573165]If that happened, I'd get the M-14 from my dad's house, (preban, by the way, so yes, it can go fully automatic), and fire a few shots to blow off the locks and scare them out. If they don't leave, well then I'll shoot a few in the leg.[/QUOTE]
Problem is UK law prohibits you to take violent eviction measures. You'd just go to jail and give the squatters an even better chance of keeping the property they nabbed from you.
[QUOTE=Explosions;25560546]Who decides what is reasonable?
I'm just wondering, is it the law or the accuser.[/QUOTE]
Probably late on this but the jury decides what is reasonable.
I say we go ahead and get this whole situation taken care of for him [I]*tsk-tsk[/I] :jihad:
Wow. This is probably the stupidest fucking thing I've ever heard of. I want to bash their smug faces in.
[editline]22nd October 2010[/editline]
Wait a minute...
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Roman?
Sell the house to a franchise, have them demolish it while the squatters are still inside, get a cut of the profits.
[QUOTE=StupidUsername67;25556574]If this was the US they'd either be dead or arrested.[/QUOTE]
Or arrested then dead.
I don't even know if I would want my house back after this. A bunch of Italian hoodlums fucking on all my furniture isn't a pleasant thought in the slightest.
[QUOTE=Tunak Mk. II;25574855]I don't even know if I would want my house back after this. A bunch of Italian hoodlums fucking on all my furniture isn't a pleasant thought in the slightest.[/QUOTE]
You can steam clean them.
The Italians I mean.
Revenge, REVENGE!!
Is it that hard to call a exterminator? I mean really.
[QUOTE=Gareth;25567920]If he finds out they've even broken one thing he can take them to court and get them to pay for every bit of damage in the house.[/QUOTE]
they have no jobs, how do they pay?
how to fix it:
wait till only ugly italian women left in house
break window
enter
throw them out
claim back the house and spit in the bitches face
What happens if the squatters break in a major government capital and they're all like "NUH UH, YOU CAN'T ARREST US"
[QUOTE=mysteryman;25572651]So.... they can't afford jack shit, but can afford to have the locks changed and 15 keys made.
Wow these people need to be shot.[/QUOTE]
the fuck is wrong with you?
trespassing/breaking and entering should be punishable by death?
So if the squatters did any damage to the home, who would pay for it?
Fuck that bust in there with a shotgun, squatter's rights my ass.
Civil offense? So bumping into someone by accident is on the same level as occupying someone else's house?
Huh?
[QUOTE=Psychokitten;25568619]As said before, cut off the power and water.
He could also try various methods of psychological warfare. Aiming loudspeakers at the house and blasting shitty music over them 24/7 for instance.
Wait, they'd like that. Find a different kind of music that they'd hate, but isn't classical.[/QUOTE]
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[QUOTE=JDK721v5;25578024]the fuck is wrong with you?
trespassing/breaking and entering should be punishable by death?[/QUOTE]
It's more like theft of home
[QUOTE=Funky Pickle;25578059]So if the squatters did any damage to the home, who would pay for it?[/QUOTE]
Yeah, this interests me too.
Squatters disgust me they really do. If it was my house, I would seriously just kick down the door and have a few friends help push them out. People like this should not be allowed to just mooch off of society in yet another way.
Fucking scum of the earth. Someone should take down their website and kick their asses out.
The only solution for people like this:
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[QUOTE=aznz888;25556321]see if this was america, it'd be something along the lines of
homeowner gets gun
homeowner shoots everybody inside the house and kills them
homeowner leaves bodies in a pile in the living room, police come
homeowner states that he was defending his home from intruders
homeowner wins[/QUOTE]
The way it should be.
When I leave on vacation I'm going to drop mines around my house.
Roaches.Release thousands of them into the house. Problem solve but another one arise
Break into the house after throwing in a flash, lock them in the cellar.
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Better yet, throw in smoke grenades.
Id kick down the door with friends and family.
Fucking curb stomp the bastards.
Get 10 friends. Break into your house. Hogtie all of them and leave them in the forest somewhere.
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