Man leaves home for a week, 15 Italian squatters, 3 dogs and 2 cats move in. - Polidicks

[url]http://www.squatter.org.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=13&Itemid=31[/url] The gall of these people, my god. Can you imagine the unbearable assholery of someone that would put this up?

[QUOTE=Higginz511;25583713]Get 10 friends. Break into your house. Hogtie all of them and leave them in the forest somewhere.[/QUOTE] Anywhere else in the world something like this would happen. God damn the man is a fucking wuss

[QUOTE=Raiskauskone V2;25583808]Anywhere else in the world something like this would happen. God damn the man is a fucking wuss[/QUOTE] No he's just being limited by incredibly stupid laws.

My solution if anyone tries to hurt me or my family, or takes my house: [IMG_thumb]http://i52.tinypic.com/anbp6p.jpg[/IMG_thumb] Breakneck bombs. Old C02 canisters filled with powders and a gas capsule, then resealed, with my breakneck trigger on the outside. When thrown, the steel bolt on the outside freely turns on the noose with the canister allowing it to be underneath it wherever it hits, thus breaking the neck, creating a spark, and blowing whatever is in the room with it to absolute fucking hell. Yes, I tested it, and it's comparable to an MK3A2 Concussion grenade.

Yes, you'd blow up your own house. Great thinking.

[QUOTE=Mbbird;25584035]Yes, you'd blow up your own house. Great thinking.[/QUOTE] Here's the thing, they won't be able to do it again, to anyone. That gives me a nice warm fuzzy feeling. Along with seeing the absolute annihilation of their bodies left by it.

It's a party!

[QUOTE=Superstormj;25583863]My solution if anyone tries to hurt me or my family, or takes my house: [IMG_thumb]http://i52.tinypic.com/anbp6p.jpg[/IMG_thumb] Breakneck bombs. Old C02 canisters filled with powders and a gas capsule, then resealed, with my breakneck trigger on the outside. When thrown, the steel bolt on the outside freely turns on the noose with the canister allowing it to be underneath it wherever it hits, thus breaking the neck, creating a spark, and blowing whatever is in the room with it to absolute fucking hell. Yes, I tested it, and it's comparable to an MK3A2 Concussion grenade.[/QUOTE] Nice, this might come in handy one day.

Well, this is the most retarded thing I've read in like a month. I usually try to defend Britain's civil policies but I really don't have an explanation for this bullshit - I never even knew this kind of thing happened. Maybe if the coalition decide to change this stuff, there will have been a point to David Cameron becoming PM. [editline]23rd October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=mak13two;25556027][url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-1322246/Man-leaves-home-week-decorated-15-squatters-in.html[/url][/QUOTE] WAIT. [quote][url]http://www.dailymail.co.uk[/url][/quote] [quote]dailymail[/quote] DAILY FUCKING MAIL. ...I'm waiting until there's another source until I make judgements on this story. [editline]23rd October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=Dr. Freeman;25558771]Oh for fucks sake, really England?[/QUOTE] Dude, 12 years, it won't ever happen unless the house is ACTUALLY abandoned in which case there's nothing wrong with it happening. [editline]23rd October 2010[/editline] oh and guys, btw [quote=wikipedia]Squatting is a criminal offence in [URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scotland"]Scotland[/URL], punishable by a fine or even imprisonment. The owner or lawful occupier of the property has the right to evict squatters without notice or applying to the court for an eviction order, although when evicting, they cannot do anything that would break the law, for example, use violence [/quote] it's not the whole of the UK this law applies to, so stop taking the rip out of the UK and start taking the rip out of england (where I live) brb moving to scotland[U][/U][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squatting#cite_note-52"][/URL]

Also remember folks - this was a recently empty property with a person living in it and just going away for a short time. Displaced residential occupier should be applicable in this case and the police should be able to throw them out. Since the building was actually not abandoned only closed for a short while. Aka the claim of one week holiday versus two years abadonment. Either the article is a lie or the person is not aware of his rights.

[QUOTE=Turnips5;25584474] [editline]23rd October 2010[/editline] oh and guys, btw it's not the whole of the UK this law applies to, so stop taking the rip out of the UK and start taking the rip out of england (where I live) brb moving to scotland[U][/U][URL="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Squatting#cite_note-52"][/URL][/QUOTE] That's nice and all but we call England the "UK" as you call the United States "America".

[QUOTE=Turnips5;25584474]DAILY FUCKING MAIL. ...I'm waiting until there's another source until I make judgements on this story. [/QUOTE] Google it, there are lots of alternate sources. [QUOTE=Xen Tricks;25583796][url]http://www.squatter.org.uk/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=13&Itemid=31[/url] The gall of these people, my god. Can you imagine the unbearable assholery of someone that would put this up?[/QUOTE] Oh man, reading that thing made me so angry.

[QUOTE=ItsGary;25586358]That's nice and all but we call England the "UK" as you call the United States "America".[/QUOTE] ...okay, fine [editline]23rd October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=mak13two;25587031]Google it, there are lots of alternate sources.[/QUOTE] All I can find is the Daily Mail, sites linking to the Daily Mail (e.g. facepunch), other tabloid sources (e.g.the sun) and this [url]http://www.ndtv.com/article/india/squatters-move-into-nris-1-1-million-home-61373[/url]

American legal system is so much more superior, it's scary

Holy shit, police won't interfere because it's civil. They'll fucking interfere when I go batshit crazy and try to kill them though!

[QUOTE=Matthew0505;25583336]Too quick, use a rusty axe[/QUOTE] They're still people. :colbert: They may be complete dickwads, but they're still people.

[QUOTE=wraithcat;25586248]Also remember folks - this was a recently empty property with a person living in it and just going away for a short time. Displaced residential occupier should be applicable in this case and the police should be able to throw them out. Since the building was actually not abandoned only closed for a short while. Aka the claim of one week holiday versus two years abadonment. Either the article is a lie or the person is not aware of his rights.[/QUOTE] This. They should be charged with trespass, vandalism of property, maybe even breaking and entering.

hey guys, sign up at their forum and give them a word about what you think of their freeloading bad teeth sporting asses (no offense to non-freeloading, cool, tea drinking brits) you don't even need a valid email to sign up. [url]http://www.squatter.org.uk/index.php?option=com_fireboard&Itemid=35[/url]

Who's the fucking idiot that came up with this law?

[QUOTE=Raneman;25561262]No guns in the UK moron. Use a machete.[/QUOTE] More like a strongly worded letter. [editline]25th October 2010[/editline] [QUOTE=breakyourfac;25628226]hey guys, sign up at their forum and give them a word about what you think of their freeloading bad teeth sporting asses (no offense to non-freeloading, cool, tea drinking brits) you don't even need a valid email to sign up. [url]http://www.squatter.org.uk/index.php?option=com_fireboard&Itemid=35[/url][/QUOTE] [QUOTE] The Advisory Service for Squatters (ASS) [/QUOTE] [QUOTE] It's a miracle that ASS has been existence for 30 years [/QUOTE]

[media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AVy4BrxpKGQ[/media] Says it all really.

[QUOTE=Psychokitten;25592290]They're still people. :colbert: They may be complete dickwads, but they're still people.[/QUOTE] No, they are NOT people, they are extreme homeless moochers taking advantage of "the law".

Should gather a gang and squat his house back again then face rape and sodomize their faces.

[QUOTE=Snuffy;25556389]What do they mean, a civil offence? Aren't those squatters trespassing?[/QUOTE] [QUOTE=Sector 7;25564526]trespassing Which is criminal, I'm pretty sure.[/QUOTE] Trespassing is a civil offence in the UK.

Can someone explain to me Britains obviously fucked up squatters rights law?

[img]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2013/1818381113_3ea6eeca57.jpg[/img] Lots of this shit.

[QUOTE=Bomber9900;25634296][img_thumb]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2013/1818381113_3ea6eeca57.jpg[/img_thumb] Lots of this shit.[/QUOTE] Dry Ice?

This reminds me of my old neighbors, the owner of the house rented it out to them but they only paid rent every 3 months because that was the only thing they needed to do to not get evicted by law.

[QUOTE=Bomber9900;25634296][img_thumb]http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2013/1818381113_3ea6eeca57.jpg[/img_thumb] Lots of this shit.[/QUOTE] Yeah.. blow it into your house.. make them get a cold and fuck your house even further up.

[QUOTE=Esteam;25634811]Dry Ice?[/QUOTE] Liquid Nitrogen! :eng101: If you get it on your hands, instant frostbite. I'm not exaggerating. Connecting a large tank of this to a fire-pump system and spraying the stuff through the windows might tag some of them. They wouldn't be sticking around after that, trust me.