Michael Jackson is gravely ill and needs a lung transplant - Polidicks

That's [i][b]bad[/b][/i]

He'll get one in a matter of days, no problem. He's no smooth criminal. [QUOTE=zoey]Why the fuck would it? Christmas is just another day. I'm surprised people still celebrate it.[/QUOTE] Christmas is about giving gifts and making eachother happy. To have a highly celebrated Pop Artist die on a day of celebration is just bad. Christmas, originally, was about celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ, (Please no religion bashing.) as of the mid 20th century, it became more gift-oriented. Giving all little children gifts, even those in poverty. Now, all people want during Christmas is gifts.

What a thriller.

Don't worry guys. I'll donate mine.

[QUOTE=SPNKr]1st verse. She was more like a beauty queen from a movie scene I said don't mind, but what do you mean you are the donor Who will donate on the floor in the OR She said I am the donor who will donate on the floor in the OR 2nd verse She told me her name was billie jean, as she caused a scene Then every head turned with eyes that dreamed of being the donor Who will donate on the floor in the OR Bridge People always told me be careful of what you breathe And don't go around buying young girls lungs And mother always told me be careful of what you breathe And be careful of what you do cause lungs aren't cheap Chorus Billie jean is not my donor Shes just a girl who claims that she is the one. But the lung is not my type She says she is the donor, but the lung is not my type 3rd verse For forty days and forty nights The doc was on her side But who can stand with lungs in demand Her schemes and plans cause she donated on the floor in the OR So take my weak advice, just remember to always think twice (do think twice) 4th verse She told my baby,we were donating till 3:00 Then she looked at me, she show me a blood test My baby cried, cause her eyes worked unlike mine Bridge People always told me be careful of what you breathe And don't go around buying young girls lungs She came and laid right by me Then the smell of sweet perfume This happened much too soon I choked as the doctor came into my room Chorus Billie jean is not my donor Shes just a girl who claims that she is the one But the lung is not my type Billie jean is not my donor Shes just a girl who claims that she is the one But the lung is not my type Shes just a girl who claims that she is the one Shes just a girl who claims that she is the one Billie jean is not my donor Shes just a girl who claims that she is the one But the lung is not my type Shes just a girl who claims that she is the one She says she is the one, she says it is my lung She says she is the one Billie jean is not my donor Billie jean is not my donor Billie jean is not my donor Billie jean is not my donor Billie jean is not my donor Billie jean is not my donor[/QUOTE] Oh wow. Oh god.

You'll only have three left though.

He needs to die already. It may be too late, but if he would just die people would remember him for awesome music and not touching little boys.

Man I feel bad for him...media has painted him a child molester because it makes a great "story" for them. It would suck if he goes out this way On a lighter note, does he have the "black lung"? >.>

[QUOTE=Rusty100]Because we should all respect and admire child molesters, because they are talented musicians! I'd be more sympathetic to his case were he not an alleged fondler of little boys willies. And also left his face alone.[/QUOTE] So because he [i]allegedly[/i] molested little boys, we shouldn't admire him even though he made awesome music? Great logic there buddy.

So it seems his plan to suck the youth out of all those little boys DIDN'T work.

[QUOTE=Rusty100]He should take one from a child.[/QUOTE] Yeah, he loves children inside him.

He has made great music, there's no doubt about that. He was fucking awesome back in the day, so yeah I respect him for that and seen as there is no conclusive evidence to his kiddy fondling, I'd rather not believe everything I hear in the news.

[QUOTE=Rusty100]Because we should all respect and admire child molesters, because they are talented musicians! I'd be more sympathetic to his case were he not an alleged fondler of little boys willies. And also left his face alone.[/QUOTE] Well since they found him innocent, he didn't do it. Poor Michael :(, I was JUST Listening to Billy Jean like a second ago, weird.

He should get a plastic lung.

The hell? Magic deblackening, super rare lung illness. Michael Jackson's a pretty unfortunate guy. I say give him a few kids to molest and let him dance good. Guy deserves it.

[QUOTE=Sudsmcgee]So it seems his plan to suck the youth out of all those little boys DIDN'T work.[/QUOTE] His lungs are damaged from sucking something else out of them.

Kiddie Fondler? Maybe Baby Dangler? FUCK YEAH [img]http://www.stuff.co.nz/images/752172.jpg[/img] The most recent Photo where he looks truly happy... ...and He's dangling a baby from a god damn balcony!

[QUOTE=bet03]Don't worry, he'll beat it.[/QUOTE] He'll beat it? As in just beating it?

[QUOTE=Sudsmcgee]So it seems his plan to suck the youth out of all those little boys DIDN'T work.[/QUOTE] He wasn't after their youth...

He'll just ask the childrens. He has a thing for the childrens.:bees:

Let him OD on some subscription pills. A fast, easy way to put him out of his misery. Sanity left him a long way back, and life just needs to let go.

No one's posted the MJ Popcorn GIF? I'm proud of you, facepunch.

[QUOTE=Alex Glass]Well since they found him innocent, he didn't do it. Poor Michael :(, I was JUST Listening to Billy Jean like a second ago, weird.[/QUOTE] Because as you know, innocent people never get imprisoned, and guilty people never get set free. Especially when they have a lot of money. I'm not saying it's true or not, but in my opinion, he's fucked up. And there are no excuses for what he did. Only reasons.

[QUOTE=Warriorx4]So because he [i]allegedly[/i] molested little boys, we shouldn't admire him even though he made awesome music? Great logic there buddy.[/QUOTE] So because OJ Simpson [I]allegedly [/I] killed someone, we shouldn't admire him as a good football player? So because Al Capone [I]allegedly[/I] ran a bootlegging empire (he was arrested for income tax evasion, not rum running), we shouldn't admire him as a talented used furniture salesman?

Poor guy. He doesn't deserve all the flak he gets for allegedly molesting some kid.

[QUOTE=TGX]So because OJ Simpson [I]allegedly [/I] killed someone, we shouldn't admire him as a good football player? So because Al Capone [I]allegedly[/I] ran a bootlegging empire (he was arrested for income tax evasion, not rum running), we shouldn't admire him as a talented used furniture salesman?[/QUOTE] Yes.

Well that sucks. [b]Edit:[/b] Oh sorry, that blows.

god damnit

[QUOTE=wind8ws]Yes.[/QUOTE] Benefit of the doubt is for pussies! Hate like a real man.

[QUOTE=TAU!]He'll get one in a matter of days, no problem. He's no smooth criminal. Christmas is about giving gifts and making eachother happy. To have a highly celebrated Pop Artist die on a day of celebration is just bad. Christmas, originally, was about celebrating the birth of Jesus Christ, (Please no religion bashing.) as of the mid 20th century, it became more gift-oriented. Giving all little children gifts, even those in poverty. Now, all people want during Christmas is gifts.[/QUOTE] not really it became a holiday once the Pagans were conquered, in order to build relations the country that conquered them changed christmas from the actual birth of christ to the winter solstice which is around the 22nd true story