Michael Jackson is gravely ill and needs a lung transplant - Polidicks

[QUOTE=Kazumi]Maybe not, but he did hold a baby over the edge of a balcony.[/QUOTE] This is true, and that makes him a bad father, but that still doesn't make him a child molester.

[b]YES![/b]

[QUOTE=HolyCrusade]Wow, this is why you aren't a judge.[/QUOTE] No, I'm not a judge because I'd be jacking off behind the bench instead of paying attention.

Wait, he's not ill? [b]NOO[/b]

You see? Everyone was corrupted by a lie spread by the media into thinking Michael Jackson was dying. [B]What is to stop them from lying about child molestation?[/B]

[QUOTE=Zeke129]There's lots of [i]circumstantial[/i] evidence: - He believes he is Peter Pan[/quote] No he doesn't. [quote] - He surrounds himself with children[/quote] He has the mind of a child. [quote]- He keeps his own child sheltered and doesn't allow him to interact with the outside world[/quote] He might be a little paranoid and overprotective, but that doesn't account for any child molestation. [quote]- He has been accused of child molestation on multiple occasions[/quote] The first one was completely fabricated, and as I said the father gave his kid drugs that made him believe whatever he was told. All the other accusations were brought up because of this one. It gave everyone the idea that if they sued him for it, since it had already happened before people would believe them. They're just exploiting the man's already-soiled reputation, and it's pretty sick actually. [quote] - He has been caught in possession of child pornography[/quote] Source? [quote]- His mansion is filled with children's toys[/quote] Like I said, mind of a child. [quote]Other things that prove he's creepy (if not a paedophile): - Constantly changes color - Dangled a baby over a ledge - Nose falls off - Is Michael Jackson[/QUOTE] Irrelevant.

Hmmm... If a person has all his body parts replaced, is he still the same person?

I was kinda hoping he'd die in a jail cell, but this works too :moore:

[QUOTE=Wallettheif]I was kinda hoping he'd die in a jail cell, but this works too :moore:[/QUOTE] Good job reading the thread. Hell, the entire first post for that matter.

[QUOTE=Jabberwocky]Hmmm... If a person has all his body parts replaced, is he still the same person?[/QUOTE][url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_Theseus]Ship of Theseus[/url] anyone?

Finally...

It's a false rumour people.

[QUOTE=Jack Bryce][url=http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ship_of_Theseus]Ship of Theseus[/url] anyone?[/QUOTE] it is the same ship because the old parts contacted the new parts. it's more of a question of identity (like does identity even exist at all... is it relative, does it have weight or meaning... no, it doesn't).. it has a meaning much deeper than a theory of simple identity stuff.

[QUOTE=gnome] Source? [/QUOTE] All I remember was something on the news about MJ being in possession of a book with photos of naked children that he claimed was art (and therefore not pornography). I'll keep Googling.

[QUOTE=Dan2593]I saw this in several newspapers this morning and it's all over the internet. I love MJ and gutted to hear about this. Such a shitty way for it to end. [url]http://www.fafarazzi.com/gossip/391173/Michael-Jackson-is-gravely-ill-and-needs-a-lung-transplant[/url] It does explain all the masks and oxygen things he had. This still sucks balls. [B]EDIT[/B] Apparently he is fine, these are all lies made by a ego chasing journalist. I hope somebody makes a lie about him.. like.. his balls are small.[/QUOTE] But how would we know if that was actually a lie? You could say that or anything for that matter, and it could turn out to be true... Lol.

you guys know mj is dead right? [highlight](User was banned for this post ("troll bump" - GunFox))[/highlight]

Way to go genius.

wow way to bump

Wow Fucking fail. Screen capping.

fucking christ, screen'd.

i hope he survives :downs:

No shit einstein

haha when i read this, wtf?

Gee you think? :rolleyes:

[QUOTE=BcForCe;16015602]you guys know mj is dead right?[/QUOTE] AHAHAHA oh god that's great.

[QUOTE=BcForCe;16015602]you guys know mj is dead right?[/QUOTE] Cunt bump

[QUOTE=BcForCe;16015602]you guys know mj is dead right?[/QUOTE] You are a fucking idiot, sir.

[QUOTE=BcForCe;16015602]you guys know mj is dead right?[/QUOTE] ur smart

i think he needs a heart transplant now

25th December 2008