• University introduces "how to use the toilet" posters
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[QUOTE=garychencool;34638740]Some facts: Many places around the world don't have nice toilets like these, or a toilet in general.[/QUOTE] The squatting toilets are actually better for your body physically speaking, it's just that (most of) Europe (excluding a small amount of public toilets) and North America prefer the western type toilet, which is worse for your body, but is an actual seat, as opposed to a hole-in-the-ground.
I'd rather squat on a public toilet than let my ass touch the seat :v:
[QUOTE=Terminutter;34677263]The squatting toilets are actually better for your body physically speaking, it's just that (most of) Europe (excluding a small amount of public toilets) and North America prefer the western type toilet, which is worse for your body, but is an actual seat, as opposed to a hole-in-the-ground.[/QUOTE] I firmly believe the seat is better Any time I've squatted to shit (in the woods or something) I've ended up having to wipe for AGES sitting spreads your ass cheeks more so you achieve more no-wipe poos
It's weird how different it is where i live. In any public restroom i've visited, there has never been one that's been any more dirty then a wet floor(water, not piss) and/or drawings on the walls. Nothing worse.
There was a condom inside my school's toilet :v:
Public toilets are a depressing reminder of how much scum there is in society.
this sounds so amazingly patronizing.
the public toilets at my college are all pristine, i go for about 2 shits a day there and not once have i sat on someone elses piss, turd or w/e people leave on toilet leaves
[QUOTE=Gareth;34677540]the public toilets at my college are all pristine, i go for about 2 shits a day there and not once have i sat on someone elses piss, turd or w/e people leave on toilet leaves[/QUOTE] Where are you living [editline]13th February 2012[/editline] I want to come over here
[QUOTE=Gareth;34677540]the public toilets at my college are all pristine, i go for about 2 shits a day there and not once have i sat on someone elses piss, turd or w/e people leave on toilet leaves[/QUOTE] Tell us where these toilets are they shall be the Mecca of public toilets.
We have those in some places in Finland because of some Russians that don't know how to take a shit properly. No offence to any Russians out there, but it's true.
[QUOTE=Mario;34677730]We have those in some places in Finland because of some Russians that don't know how to take a shit properly. No offence to any Russians out there, but it's true.[/QUOTE] Russia has toilets.
My dad was telling me when he used to live in melbourne a Chinese guy did it and the front of the toilet seat broke, He fell and slashed his ass cheeks really bad.
Someone at my old school kept smearing shit on the walls in the toilets, so they had to be shut. Glad I never used em.
dont forget to put paper on the seat before sitting down.
If you want clean toilets just wait till the cleaning staff cleans them and then take a dump.
Ah, the top floor bathrooms in the main building at my university are so nice. No classes up there, just offices for the professors so the bathroom is always clean.
[QUOTE=Bytecry;34637963]public toilets. rather shit outside in a bush then use a public toilet.[/QUOTE] Wuss.
[QUOTE=Bytecry;34637963]public toilets. rather shit outside in a bush then use a public toilet.[/QUOTE] Well i guess your public toilets are just shitty. No pun intended.
[QUOTE=sami-pso;34678367]If you want clean toilets just wait till the cleaning staff cleans them and then take a dump.[/QUOTE] I'd love to, unfortunately I can't hold it in for a week at a time.
[QUOTE=Terminutter;34677263]The squatting toilets are actually better for your body physically speaking, it's just that (most of) Europe (excluding a small amount of public toilets) and North America prefer the western type toilet, which is worse for your body, but is an actual seat, as opposed to a hole-in-the-ground.[/QUOTE] Well assuming you have enough fiber in your diet (most 1st world people don't due to bad diet) your sessions on the toilet will be very short, almost as fast as when pissing (for guys). [editline]13th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=thisispain;34677539]this sounds so amazingly patronizing.[/QUOTE] Well when the staff is getting never ending complaints about feces and bodily fluids on the toilet, what do you expect them to do?
There were some posters in the physics/maths building in the bathrooms. But they were just text, no amusing images. Nowhere else on the campus though.
This is why I have never used a public toilet for anything other than pissing.
I remember my secondary school toilets. The floor was covered in an inch of piss, nobody flushed, the place smelled of beer and smoke, and they didn't even have urinals, just a flushing wall. The Irish don't know how to do public restrooms.
I'd rather shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain than use a public toilet.
Reminds me of a thread Kill001 made about someone taking a shit in a sink. A few posts down in the thread, someone posted a picture of the most disgusting, putrid turd in a toilet.
[QUOTE=The Baconator;34680152]Well assuming you have enough fiber in your diet (most 1st world people don't due to bad diet) your sessions on the toilet will be very short, almost as fast as when pissing (for guys).[/QUOTE] Its not so much that its not as fast, it just that its more restricted technically. Squatting helps relax certain muscles that normally don't when you sit. [editline]13th February 2012[/editline] [QUOTE=zombini;34682075]I'd rather shit in the shower and stomp it down the drain than use a public toilet.[/QUOTE] One of my friends told me that someone at their dorm quite literally did exactly as you described. Seriously why.
Man (as in humans), has been squatting for thousands of years before the invention of the sitting toilet. [img]http://www.naturesplatform.com/images/sitting%20vs%20squatting.gif[/img] While I sit on sitting toilets, squatting (IMO) helps with constipation...
[QUOTE=Zeke128;34677235]We do this here in America too.[/QUOTE] No, other people do it for us because we can't reach.
Oh that's useful information, I thought I was supposed to shit in the sinks.
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