Trump's doctor: Trump will be the healthiest individual ever elected
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[QUOTE=Fat White Lump;49317544]He doesn't have to worry about pleasing his puppet masters like other politicians because he doesn't have any.[/QUOTE]
I honestly don't see why you defend donald trump so much. What are his merits beyond "doesn't answer to anybody"?
Also politicians are explicitly supposed to answer to people. Thats the entire point of a representative democracy lmao
[QUOTE=Nautsabes;49317720]balding has nothing to do with health and donald is not fat. chris christie is fat. donald hasnt ever smoked or drink according to him. dude prolly worked/s out too. yeah, hes not fit, but he clearly takes care of himself.[/QUOTE]
and he's so handsome too, mmmf
[QUOTE=Trixil;49318243]i never knew a multi-billionaire would spend his time browsing some meme-infested forum than actually tend towards his presidential campaign which would be much more important and productive[/QUOTE]
[QUOTE=Dysplasia;49317931]i know after seeing all of these trump threads on here i will be voting trump for sure now!!![/QUOTE]
do you two not understand how the internet works or something?
This is gonna raise his polls by 2% for no real reason I bet.
Probably from replacing all his corrupted organs by those harvested from children in an underground lab.
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No wait. I forgot that Trump is actually that horrible toupee thing, his body is just a clone. His clone-vessel must be fresh. Thereby healthy :v:
I'd like to point out that teddy roosavelt was probably our fittest president, the dude never stopped moving his entire life
[QUOTE=Sunday_Roast;49320256]Probably from replacing all his corrupted organs by those harvested from children in an underground lab.
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No wait. I forgot that Trump is actually that horrible toupee thing, his body is just a clone. His clone-vessel must be fresh. Thereby healthy :v:[/QUOTE]
Well, the good thing about that is that at least if he wins they can always print this for the presidential portrait and save some bucks:
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Nonsense. Taft was obviously the healthiest.
To be honest, would you expect a billionaire to not be?
His health can probably be attributed to his parasite.
That doctor doesnt even know everyone in the world or been alive when others ran.
I think hes lying, but im not sure, I need help with this one.
I've heard a crazy theory some people have that he did this because he is afraid of being assassinated. If he suddenly has a heart attack or something along those lines, it would look more suspicious because of this doctors statement. Trump is a living meme though so people will make up anything really.
He looks obese. Is that not a health problem?
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