• Chris Chan is in jail.
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Holy shit, I can imagine Chris chan taking out a gang leader, and then becoming their new leader. He would probably try to get them to reinact his comics.
Wow, the mugshot is so funny it's sad.
[URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVmyW9stnYs"]Issue one[/URL]. It gets worse from there.
[QUOTE=BldrGyMnGy;33288611]he has a sex tape with a stuffed animal[/QUOTE] He's also racist, had his self-insert avatar have badly drawn crayon sex with what I think was his imaginary sister, hangs out at malls with a sign around his next asking for a girlfriend (who isn't allowed to be autistic), and eats his own semen so he can recycle it and not lose any potential babies. No, really.
[QUOTE=Combin0wnage;33288651]Wow, the mugshot is so funny it's sad.[/QUOTE] It ain't real. It's just some photoshop from the article. He doesn't rock the sonichu amulet anymore. He crossdresses now. I'm still sure he looked like a dumbshit in his real mugshot, wherever the hell it may be.
He should have been put in a padded cell a long time ago.
[QUOTE=Dj-J3;33288522]Jail is where people waiting for a trial spends time, or serving a short sentence, and prison is where convicted people spend time for longer sentences. In a nutshell.[/QUOTE] No one i knew really used the two separately, so i figured they were the same.
[QUOTE=Mingebox;33288661]He's also racist, had his self-insert avatar have badly drawn crayon sex with what I think was his imaginary sister, hangs out at malls with a sign around his next asking for a girlfriend (who isn't allowed to be autistic), and eats his own semen.[/QUOTE] did the last one really need to be advertised
[QUOTE=Occlusion;33288478]Who?[/QUOTE] an internet attention whore.
[QUOTE=Occlusion;33288478]Who?[/QUOTE]The Internet's next up and coming music sensation: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8APqlGqhkc[/media]
I wonder how his constant pant shitting under any form of stress will go down with the other inmakes. Might even refrain him from getting bummed senseless
Considering what kind of a guy he is, I wouldn't be suprised if he won't mind all the shit regular inmates give to guys like him.
Wouldn't his mental issue be reason enough to isolate him more? if he is diagnosed with a problem anyway. I mean, police know inmates can be dangerous, they're not going to "throw him to the lions" so to speak.
"Deep within the Jerkop headquarters..."
TBH I kinda feel sorry for him, he seems to take his shit strangely seriously (well, he spammed his youtube videos with annotations spewing how awesome he is) and it just hurts me inside to see such "effort" go to waste.
This person shouldn't be allowed in an normal state pen. His own ignorancy and stupity will most likely kill himself over there. Here, as proof and prime example of how retarded he really is, watch this video of him having sex with an inflatable anime sex doll. [url]http://www.slutload.com/watch/w40vYGuWP3X/Chris-Chan-Sextape.html[/url] NSFW obviously.
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;33288655][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hVmyW9stnYs"]Issue one[/URL]. It gets worse from there.[/QUOTE][IMG]http://i.imgur.com/LEBxP.png[/IMG]
Thank. [b]GOD.[/b] i hope this guy dies from a group of mass murderers once he reaches jail, seriously, he is that awful. He made a horrible comic, is a freak in real life, and so on and so on, i just hope he dies and we never hear of him again. That or he gets help, but i doubt it will work, because he has already been a strange, offensive, crude piece of shit his entire life.
[QUOTE=cheezey;33288997]This person shouldn't be allowed in an normal state pen. His own ignorancy and stupity WILL kill himself over there. Here, as proof and prime example of how retarded he really is, watch this video of him having sex with an inflatable anime sex doll. [url]http://www.slutload.com/watch/w40vYGuWP3X/Chris-Chan-Sextape.html[/url] NSFW obviously.[/QUOTE] if shit-posting was a serious candidate for autism then you would probably have a noticeable case of it
[QUOTE=BldrGyMnGy;33288611]he has a sex tape with a stuffed animal[/QUOTE] he also peed in a cup and drank it and claimed it was a sex tape [editline]15th November 2011[/editline] or did he masturbate into a cup and drink it? i can't remember too well
[QUOTE=thispieiscold;33289034]he also peed in a cup and drank it and claimed it was a sex tape[/QUOTE] Wasn't that jizz? "Goes down salty..."
[QUOTE=K3inMitl3id;33289044]Wasn't that jizz?[/QUOTE] oh yeah, probably
[QUOTE=cheezey;33288997]This person shouldn't be allowed in an normal state pen. His own ignorancy and stupity WILL kill himself over there. Here, as proof and prime example of how retarded he really is, watch this video of him having sex with an inflatable anime sex doll. [url]http://www.slutload.com/watch/w40vYGuWP3X/Chris-Chan-Sextape.html[/url] NSFW obviously.[/QUOTE] why would anyone ever consider clicking a link with that description... anyway, I agree though from behavior he's exhibited online Putting him in with the normal prison/jail populace would be a BIG mistake.
[QUOTE=MacD11;33289022]Thank. [b]GOD.[/b] i hope this guy dies from a group of mass murderers once he reaches jail, seriously, he is that awful. [b]He made a horrible comic[/b], is a freak in real life, and so on and so on, [b]i just hope he dies[/b] and we never hear of him again. That or he gets help, but i doubt it will work, because he has already been a strange, offensive, crude piece of shit his entire life.[/QUOTE] you're a psychopath
[QUOTE=cheezey;33288545]He's a comic writer with severe autism, his comics are good in a ''so bad and idiotic it's really good'' way. And don't think he's that kind of heartwarming disabled person, he's a southern hillbilly redneck and his videos and internet posts are full of homophobia, antisemitism and racism to name a few. Basically the prime example of someone to stupid to really understand what kind of fucking idiot he is.[/QUOTE] k, thanks. Had no idea who he was.
[QUOTE=cheezey;33288997]This person shouldn't be allowed in an normal state pen. His own ignorancy and stupity will most likely kill himself over there. Here, as proof and prime example of how retarded he really is, watch this video of him having sex with an inflatable anime sex doll. [URL]http://www.slutload.com/watch/w40vYGuWP3X/Chris-Chan-Sextape.html[/URL] NSFW obviously.[/QUOTE] Oh wow that didn't need to happen. I didn't have to click that but I did. I done goofed. [editline]15th November 2011[/editline] also [url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=WIE1J51Krgk[/url] Media tags don't work for me because I'm derpy and can't do it right.
Oh yeah, and his comics are filled with strawman representatives. To save you the pain of actually reading/listening to that tosh, [URL="http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/Sonichu"]there's a TVtropes entry[/URL].
[QUOTE=cheezey;33288545]He's a comic writer with severe autism, his comics are good in a ''so bad and idiotic it's really good'' way. And don't think he's that kind of heartwarming disabled person, he's a southern hillbilly redneck and his videos and internet posts are full of homophobia, antisemitism and racism to name a few. Basically the prime example of someone to stupid to really understand what kind of fucking idiot he is.[/QUOTE] Last I heard he also wears a diaper by choice, lives with his mom (who happily changes him for some reason), and one time set up a "booth" in a mall asking women to date him, and upon failing in that venture decided that women were stupid.
Who's Chris Chan?
[QUOTE=cheezey;33288545]He's a comic writer with severe autism, his comics are good in a ''so bad and idiotic it's really good'' way. And don't think he's that kind of heartwarming disabled person, he's a southern hillbilly redneck and his videos and internet posts are full of homophobia, antisemitism and racism to name a few. Basically the prime example of someone to stupid to really understand what kind of fucking idiot he is.[/QUOTE] Pretty much, though he's not completely mentally retarded, he's got Asperger's. He's socially inept to the point of ridiculousness and possesses the behavioral schema of a child. His level of creepiness is unmatched. Anyway, it was only a matter of time, really. Someone that old with that type of damaged personality can only get into trouble.
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