• Chris Chan is in jail.
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I wasn't really paying attention to chris chan for the beginning, but it was the Adam Stackhouse incident that made me start seeing him as a menace to society. For anyone who doesn't know, chris entered some psp contest with this video: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEmM4JKZK8I[/media] This video ended up winning the contest: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA84b9eCyZA[/media] This was chris' reaction: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DajVXRXpD8g[/media]
[QUOTE=rundevil;33299380]are you serious? He needs real professional help, not to be killed. That point of view is insane, killing someone should NEVER be seen as a solution.[/QUOTE] Looks like [I]someone[/I] hasn't played enough Dwarf Fortress!
[QUOTE=ChilColdCoolaid;33299481]I wasn't really paying attention to chris chan for the beginning, but it was the Adam Stackhouse incident that made me start seeing him as a menace to society. For anyone who doesn't know, chris entered some psp contest with this video: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cEmM4JKZK8I[/media] This video ended up winning the contest: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lA84b9eCyZA[/media] This was chris' reaction: [media]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DajVXRXpD8g[/media][/QUOTE] Honestly, this doesn't make as much sense without his written reaction on his PSN blog/email response. [release]My previously submitted PaRapper the Rapper "Master Onion A-La Mode" Video is among the TOP TEN to win the GRAND PRIZE. AAARRRGGGHHH!!! That stupid, no-good ADAM STACKHOUSE won the trip!!! He had MUSIC and MORE THAN ONE PERSON IN HIS VIDEO, which were in VIOLATION OF THE OFFICIAL RULES!!!!!! Three other videos out of the remaining nine: APRELEWSKY, BRUDELL AND SURYABUCHWALD, ALL VIOLATED THE OFFICIAL RULES AS WELL! THOSE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED, PERIOD!!!! I am sooooooooooooooooooo ANGRY of the fact that the Playstation company and their Promotional Associates WILL NOT DO ANYTHING TO BRING THOSE VIOLATORS TO JUSTICE!!!! Go to [url]http://www.us.playstation.com/[/url], and register the complaint, in addition to my own, through their "Contact Us" link. So that SWORN ON MY AUTISM, JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED TO THE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS!!!![/release] [release]This is directed mostly to Adam Stackhouse; the S.O.B. who was the Alphabetically First Video in the PaRappa Contest and got WRONGFULLY the big prize. This JERK's Video WAS AGAINST The NO MUSIC RULE!!!! His, Suryabuchwald and Aprelewsky's VIDEO ALL SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED because they ALL HAD MUSIC!!!! In any case, I LOATHE Adam and his Sister for STEALING my one chance at taking my Sweet Gal-Friend to Seattle; it would have been terriffic. I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children (she and I are both virgins; although I am a FRUSTRATED, High-Functionally AUTISTIC, 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN. And I LOATHE Surybuchwald and Aprelewsky as well, because their MUSIC probably landed those JERKS in 2nd and 3rd. I don't have much going on for me really, because I have been the dog in America's favorite game, "KICK THE AUTISTIC" for my whole life. I curse those seven people (between the cast of the three illegal videos) to DIE and BURN! As for Adam, if he is reading this and is asking, "You've got something to say to me?" I do, P.S. F*** You, you Dream Smashing Son of a B****![/release]
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;33299498]Honestly, this doesn't make as much sense without his written reaction on his PSN blog/email response. [release]My previously submitted PaRapper the Rapper "Master Onion A-La Mode" Video is among the TOP TEN to win the GRAND PRIZE. AAARRRGGGHHH!!! That stupid, no-good ADAM STACKHOUSE won the trip!!! He had MUSIC and MORE THAN ONE PERSON IN HIS VIDEO, which were in VIOLATION OF THE OFFICIAL RULES!!!!!! Three other videos out of the remaining nine: APRELEWSKY, BRUDELL AND SURYABUCHWALD, ALL VIOLATED THE OFFICIAL RULES AS WELL! THOSE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED, PERIOD!!!! I am sooooooooooooooooooo ANGRY of the fact that the Playstation company and their Promotional Associates WILL NOT DO ANYTHING TO BRING THOSE VIOLATORS TO JUSTICE!!!! Go to [url]http://www.us.playstation.com/[/url], and register the complaint, in addition to my own, through their "Contact Us" link. So that SWORN ON MY AUTISM, JUSTICE WILL BE SERVED TO THE SEVEN PEOPLE OF THOSE FOUR VIDEOS!!!![/release] [release]This is directed mostly to Adam Stackhouse; the S.O.B. who was the Alphabetically First Video in the PaRappa Contest and got WRONGFULLY the big prize. This JERK's Video WAS AGAINST The NO MUSIC RULE!!!! His, Suryabuchwald and Aprelewsky's VIDEO ALL SHOULD HAVE BEEN DISQUALIFIED because they ALL HAD MUSIC!!!! In any case, I LOATHE Adam and his Sister for STEALING my one chance at taking my Sweet Gal-Friend to Seattle; it would have been terriffic. I might have even been able to change her outlook on not planning on having children (she and I are both virgins; although I am a FRUSTRATED, High-Functionally AUTISTIC, 25-YEAR OLD VIRGIN. And I LOATHE Surybuchwald and Aprelewsky as well, because their MUSIC probably landed those JERKS in 2nd and 3rd. I don't have much going on for me really, because I have been the dog in America's favorite game, "KICK THE AUTISTIC" for my whole life. I curse those seven people (between the cast of the three illegal videos) to DIE and BURN! As for Adam, if he is reading this and is asking, "You've got something to say to me?" I do, P.S. F*** You, you Dream Smashing Son of a B****![/release][/QUOTE] Back when chris chan would swear on his autism and when he believed he could curse people.
Then he created a fake website saying that he won, and that Adam Stackhouse had broken the law by having his sister in his video. [url]http://web.archive.org/web/20071108233910/http://members.aol.com/CWCSonichu/EPPromotions283.html[/url] [QUOTE=ChilColdCoolaid;33299526]Back when chris chan would swear on his autism and when he believed he could curse people.[/QUOTE] He still believes he can curse people.
[QUOTE=CheeseMan;33299533]Then he created a fake website saying that he won, and that Adam Stackhouse had broken the law by having his sister in his video. [url]http://web.archive.org/web/20071108233910/http://members.aol.com/CWCSonichu/EPPromotions283.html[/url] He still believes he can curse people.[/QUOTE] I kind of figured he would eventually figure out his curses don't work when the only person suffering constant misfortune is himself.
This is probably not good, but I don't really feel anything about it.
fuck this thread is goddamn weird
isnt this cwc the real one and not the evil fake one
Geh, this sort of thing disturbs me greatly. 'deranged individual' is the wording I'd probably benefit from. The guy needs help like no other.
I thought everyone already knew Chris was far beyond help. If you don't, I would recommend looking at the Father Call, where the father of Chris' recent gal-pal (who is currently torn between Chris and his genetic counterpart, Liquid Chris) confronts him on his lifestyle. It is his entire life perfectly condensed into a single phone call. You can read it here: [url]http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Father_Call[/url] But listening to it gives a much greater effect: [url]http://www.megaupload.com/?d=Y1N7JXQ3[/url] The best part is when he compares his dog dying of natural causes to Kacey's grandmother being killed in 9/11. Nice one, Chris.
Ahaha Sonichu is in jail
reading the cwcwiki is so addicting
[QUOTE=Dr. Evilcop;33293825]Did you go to my High School? I think I know this guy. If it's the same guy, he's always obsessed with ponies now. (Not that there is anything wrong with that, but he won't shut up about Rarity being "best pony"). On topic, His mother should be punished somehow for allowing this to happen. Had Chan of gotten the correct help, I seriously doubt he would of become what he is now. You can only blame so much of his behavior on mental illness.[/QUOTE] Nah since he was in my grade, this was in Southern California. I guess due to the nature of the colorful and "creative" tendencies of Sonic and Pokemon, lots of autistic kids like them. Many autistic kids have similar interests.
[url]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k5BkRMjzccI&feature=related[/url] Who else reads anything about CWC in the voice at :20
[QUOTE=Mingebox;33288661]He's also racist, had his self-insert avatar have badly drawn crayon sex with what I think was his imaginary sister.[/QUOTE] Oh it's far worse then that. It was the only person who was ever really friends with Chris, and he ruined it with this. horrifyingly NSFW: [url]http://www.sonichu.com/cwcki/ShecameforCWC.JPG[/url]
His homemade Sonichu rule 34 is horrifying beyond belief, nothing of value has been lost.
[QUOTE=Akuma_lektro;33301035]reading the cwcwiki is so addicting[/QUOTE] I know, right? Chris' life is like a Saturday morning cartoon following his life goal of fufilling his [URL=http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Love_Quest]Love Quest[/url], but there are many villians in his path, including: [url=http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mary_Lee_Walsh]Mary Lee Walsh[/url], the evil witch ([url=http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Category:Mary_Lee_Walsh]artist interpretations[/url]), who is hellbent on ruining his quest for a boyfriend-free girl. [url=http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Clyde_Cash]Clyde Cash[/url] ([url=http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Category:Clyde_Cash]artist interpretations[/url]) and his army of slanderous trolls donning pickle suits who want to avenge Clyde's brother, who killed himself after Chris delayed his new Sonichu comic, by ruining Chris' Love Quest. [url=http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Liquid_Chris]Liquid Chris[/url], Chris' genetic twin/clone ([url=http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Category:Liquid_Chris]artist interpretations[/url]), who is rich, married, and Solid Chris' mortal enemy. Chris, as the mayor of [url=http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Cwcville]CWCville[/url], has many allies and resources in his battle to lose his virginity, however. He and his quest are funded by his [url=http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Monthly_tugboat]Monthly Tugboat[/url]. It is truly beautiful and inspiring. I would personally fund a movie based on him.
Read cwcwiki. It amazes me that there's a wiki devoted to somebody, and every small detail and analysis on him is in there. Also, I love that autism isn't the subject, but it's Chris.
[QUOTE=Jookia;33304204]It amazes me that there's a wiki devoted to somebody, and every small detail and analysis on him is in there.[/QUOTE] I think the original intention was to try and build an extensive case for a professional to take a look at him.
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;33304310]I think the original intention was to try and build an extensive case for a professional to take a look at him.[/QUOTE] And there's more then enough proof for that now, problem is that Chris himself resists any kind of useful help, and his parents only made it worse.
[QUOTE=Ray-The-Sun;33304310]I think the original intention was to try and build an extensive case for a professional to take a look at him.[/QUOTE] Not even Freud himself could do anything at this point. He'd just lean back and laugh heartily if he read the wiki.
This is just so fucking sad man.. I just read his comic, he really is retarded. No i mean, not as a an insult. He runs around with this "amulet" he made, drawing comics that i did better when i was a fucking kid, his fantasy is very original, in the child way where ones creativity is limited to what you see. Its just so fucking sad because he will never get anything out of life. I am happy i do not live near him, because else i would have euthanised him, this existence is just so sad i feel like crying..
I imagine this guy's life making for a pretty good biopic. It will be a look into how deep the descent into one man's madness can go or something.
[QUOTE=Jack Noir;33304157]I know, right? Chris' life is like a Saturday morning cartoon following his life goal of fufilling his [URL=http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Love_Quest]Love Quest[/url], but there are many villians in his path, including: [url=http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Mary_Lee_Walsh]Mary Lee Walsh[/url], the evil witch ([url=http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Category:Mary_Lee_Walsh]artist interpretations[/url]), who is hellbent on ruining his quest for a boyfriend-free girl. [url=http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Clyde_Cash]Clyde Cash[/url] ([url=http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Category:Clyde_Cash]artist interpretations[/url]) and his army of slanderous trolls donning pickle suits who want to avenge Clyde's brother, who killed himself after Chris delayed his new Sonichu comic, by ruining Chris' Love Quest. [url=http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Liquid_Chris]Liquid Chris[/url], Chris' genetic twin/clone ([url=http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Category:Liquid_Chris]artist interpretations[/url]), who is rich, married, and Solid Chris' mortal enemy. Chris, as the mayor of [url=http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Cwcville]CWCville[/url], has many allies and resources in his battle to lose his virginity, however. He and his quest are funded by his [url=http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Monthly_tugboat]Monthly Tugboat[/url]. It is truly beautiful and inspiring. I would personally fund a movie based on him.[/QUOTE]Someone did make a cartoon, it's even got a theme song.
[QUOTE]I started going crazy, I shouted television talk and songs at random; took off my shirt due to the heat; pretended to be a genie with light brown hair for a while, and made an acquaintance with the stainless steel sink with a hex-shaped bowl.[/QUOTE] this part always makes me laugh every time i read it
Who is he and why should I give a fuck?
you shouldn't. reading or watching anything related to this guy will only bring you disappointment and suffering. the mind initially attempts to cope by finding humour in the content, but in the end you will slowly descend into sadness. leave from whence you came, traveler.
[QUOTE=Man Without Hat;33305514]Who is he and why should I give a fuck?[/QUOTE] Basically this guy is what he calls himself "A High functioning Autistic Person". normally no one would give a shit, but this guy has made a Sonic/Pokemon clone character called sonichu and he posted this comic series he made with it online. Again, just Something someone would laugh about for a week then forget, but then the goldmine popped up about how fucked up he is (Sexually assaulting women and getting away with it, yelling at kids in a game store, Eye-Bleach requiring monstrosities he recorded on video and somehow is on the net, etc.) combined with how much of a asshole he is. He's just a Serial Killer waiting to happen. He Also calls himself a "Virgin with rage" He basically has a cult following among people that know about him, waiting for him to do something fucking batshit and somehow making it pop up on the net. This is a basic history of the whole thing: [url]http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Christian_Weston_Chandler[/url] (this isn't even a troll, if he is, he would be willing to ruin any bit of his life just for one trolling of a lifetime.)
I kinda feel bad for Chris, but at the same time, I kinda think his reactions are funny. I'm a dick. :(
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